You locked the door and pulled out Sider, who looked less than pleased.

“Ssso, you do have a crush?” He said, watching your blush rise from your cheeks.

“M-maybe a little one – but nothing more than that!” you said back.

“Remember, just like you told Marienette – you have a statusss to uphold, if you tarnish that statusss, you hurt not only yourself but your family too.” He said, popping another truffle from my bag’s stash.

“And what if it’s on the side? What if I’m able to hide it so no one- “?

“Thisss, isss why you have me. We both know that you have issuesss with hiding thingsss… It’sss better if you just leave romance out of the equation. Even a sssmall interest can be fatal to your mother’sss company, and your life.”

Dammit... Sometimes you wonder why you were born into wealth with good looks...

Reluctantly, you gave up that battle… he was right. You're not supposed to have interests in guys. Besides, it would kill any guy that you were dating to know that you may miss a ton of dates to fight crime.

Wait, What if he did have a miraculous! Then, there would be no secrets and the public wouldn’t have to worry about the (L/N)’s daughter having an interest in some guy on the side!

Sider raised an non-existent eyebrow, “Whatever you think you’re thinking – ssstop. Even if the guy did have a Miraculous, your father would probably kill him as soon as he stepped through the door.”

Yikes, You forgot about your dad…

“Fine, but I’m still allowed to like guys.” You retorted.

~Time skip to When Akuma arrives because Author is too lazy~

“Greetings Somber Siren, I am Hawk Moth. I give you the power to take revenge on the ones who wronged you, but in exchange - I'll need you to get me something in return.”

“Consider it done, Hawk Moth.”

The girl's once cheery outfit turned into a black, spider-like dress - and in her hand, a microphone.

“Now they’ll pay for making fun of my voice!”

~Time skip to the park~

“(Y/N)! I want to go on the swings! Please?” A little girl asked you.

“Sonia, you know what happened to you the last time we tried to play on the swing-set. Your mom specifically said not to let you on them.” you told her, putting her on your back.

At an instant, Sonia started giggling and laughing.

You ran around the lush grass, playing “Wild West” with her, that is until you saw Marienette and Alya with Manon.

Alya waved me over and the "horse" was put to stable.

“You got stuck babysitting, didn't you? So did Mari.” She said, holding Manon on her hip.

I looked at my best friends, and sighed, “Sonia’s mom wanted to have a day to herself - it was the least I could do for a single mom.”

Alya looked at me like you were crazy, “You're doing this for free? You're a real superhero, girl."

(A/N: Seriously, cudos to those who just do random acts of kindness to people - it doesn't matter if you have a mask, kindness in this world is an amazing superpower.)

Wholy crap, if she only knew how close she was to being right.

You flashed a winning smile, “Nah, this is just one of those days where I'm not causing chaos for my dad.”

The three of us laughed and watched as the two little gremlins played princess.

It wasn't a moment after when a violent screeching echoed throughout the park, sending almost everyone on their knees while covering their ears in extreme discomfort.

You knew this was a job for Serpent Vert. You looked at Alya, and threw on your best puppy eyes look.

“I hate to do this to you, but I need you to watch Sonia! I'm going to go try and get help!”

Alya looked at your form, cast a scanning look, and grabbed her phone, “Alright - but you owe me a lunch of yours tomorrow!”

“Deal!”

You ran off to an abandoned alleyway, and Sider slithered out of my bag.

“First time in a while sssince you've transformed - you ready?”

A sly look flashed in your eye, “Sider, Scales on!”

Immediately, your bracelet sucked in Sider and the transformation began.

The bracelet became a scaled piece of artwork as it grew into a bracer, it's twin on your other arm. As it continued, a scaly, dark green skinsuit covered your body, and padded your feet. Snapping fingers across your face, a mask appeared over your eyes, turning your once human (E/c) eyes into a reptilian gold-orange. A strong tail grew out from the suit. Finally, two whips latched themselves onto low-hanging belts.

“Ah, it'sss good to be back.” you said, taking a nice stretch before parkouring into the park once more.

(Marienette's POV)

After (Y/N) gave the slip to go find help, I left Alya to go transform into Ladybug.

“Tikki, spots on!”

Moments later I was in my ladybug outfit and I swung into action.

Once spying the new Akumatized villain, I noticed an other person, with a tail?

I quickly threw my yo-yo and latched onto the person.

“Who are you!” I said sternly, after Volpina, It was going to be tough to convince me that someone was a legitimate Miraculous.

“The name’s Serpent Vert, toots, and if you don't mind - Sombre Siren is going to end up killing with that voice if I don't get to her quick enough.” The girl said.

“I'm Ladybug, let's go before-”

“Well aren't I lucky, now there's two beautiful ladies for me to enjoy.” Chat Noir purred, winking at the two girls.

“- Chat Noir shows up…” I finished, a glared at the black cat.

(Y/N's POV)

After pulling off the yoyo, you looked at the cat-themed miraculous.

His black suit accented his - toned, features. The mask, also black, accented his stark green cat eyes. He had a pole/stick/staff in his hand.

You pulled out what inner flirt you had and winked at the cat, “The name's Serpent Vert - And you are?”

The cat flashed a heart-melting smile, “Chat Noir, my lady.” He said, kissing your hand.

Weird, you only knew one person who does that… maybe it's a French thing.

Ladybug looked at the two of us, and rolled her eyes, “ You two flirts, come on - we have to get the Akuma before it's too late.”

You nodded, “Right. Let me slither on over in a sec, I have a plan.” you said, a green pattern flashed over certain objects around me.

(A/N: sorry not sorry... The puns are what live for ;3)

Chat snickered, “snake puns…”

Let's see…

Spray whipped cream, the whips, tape, Chat’s stick, and Ladybug's yo-yo…

Thanks Sider.

You whistled over the other two and laid down the plan.

“I know that this will sound crazy, but you need to hear me out. Chat - I need you to lure the siren out to the fountain, keep her occupied until I give you the signal. Ladybug - I'm going to need your yo-yo - my whip combined with your yo-yo will create a slingshot - which we'll fire at Chat, who'll hit a home run right into her face.”

(A/N: I have no idea if this makes sense or not - sorry if it sounds like crap /(ono')\)

Ladybug looked at you, “What exactly are we firing?”

“The tastiest soundproofing material known to man: spray whipped cream.”

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Okay! So I know that this is a pretty sucky chapter - but I'm working on it. Being a homeschooled highschooler - it's pretty crappy.

As always: Comment, vote, and enjoy!