Greta observed in fascination one morning as Scutter prepared for breakfast. He reminded her of her own son McCoy, who also prepared his cereal in a very, VERY specific way.
" Does he always do this?" She asked Jimmy.
Jimmy nodded.
" Every day. Every single day, he wakes up at the exact same time, and arranges his Cheerios in a pentagram around the bowl. Then he pours chocolate milk mix in, then he scoops up the Cheerios, puts them in the bowl, and then pours water in, and then heats it in the microwave for a minute before eating it."
Scutter nodded proudly.
" I like cooking!"
Samantha and Shaye gagged simultaneously.
" That isn't cooking." Archer said.
" That's you creating a punishment for the ultimate sinner, then chugging it. Every morning."
Scutter smiled and put his concoction in the microwave.
" Well I can't help my sheer culinary brilliance." He announced.
Greta smiled.
" I'd be willing to eat that." She offered.
Shaye covered her mouth and retched.
Scutter raised his eyebrows.
" Then make your own!" He said.
" I'm not sharing mine."