Ok, please tell me why

Why do some GREAT stories on here, which deserves thousands of views, only get like 30, while shit like

"PRINNCES MAGICHEART-KUN, THE ALICORN PRINESS OF RAINBOWZ (no steel my original OC, you all sayang hse is a maru-sue is just jelos!1!1) WALKEB UP TO DIZCORAD AND 1-HTI-KILED HIM BECZU SHE IS AMAZINF OMG LOLZZZZZZZZZZ. THAN SHE MARIED CELESTIA......

's long lost brother. (ew, yuo thoght hse ws gomna be gau?)"

Gets thousands upon thousands upon thousands of views.
+ and positive comments (not sure what's positive about shit like that. it's... short?)
+ and favorites

Don't even get me STARTED on the 1 Direction fanfics, and the "opinion on ships" books
Yet another reason why the earth is falling to shit... *sigh*

((I died inside writing that mini-fanfic thing. ok and please don't hate on me in the comments for saying "being gay is wrong" I supports gay rights 10000000000% and what am I saying its three am this is my life now))