Minecraftia: So there was a zombie invasion in my village last night

Earth: WHAT THOSE EXIST???

Minecraftia: yeah and I had to run and grab my sword from a skeleton last week

Earth: DO YOU LIVE IN A MEDIEVAL ERA

Minecraftia: I mean, I guess so. There's castles everywhere, even in hell. Speaking of hell, check out this loot I got from the Nether a month ago! *shows off quartz and glowstone*

Earth: YOU CAN VISIT HELL WITHOUT BEING DEAD?

Minecraftia: yeah, as long as you avoid all the monsters, demons, and the Devil himself. Oh, and the lava everywhere and the terribly hot temperature

Earth: *slowly backs away*

Minecraftia: but it's so much harder to get into the Aether. You have to find an active portal or get one of the two gods who can actually open a portal

Earth: *wide eyes*

Minecraftia: oh did I mention that the Devil is God's younger brother and the Devil's twin is his mortal enemy. I heard that the Devil was spotted near an army base a couple weeks ago but someone probably killed him again

Earth: AGAIN???

Minecraftia: yeah, don't your gods respawn after dying?

Earth: nO

Minecraftia: oh. Well, anyway, the Devil's son created an army against the squids who are commanded by the god of water so we basically have several civil wars among the gods

Earth: ...

Minecraftia: anyways I got to go to training now. I heard that we're working on killing creepers today

Earth: what

Minecraftia: ya know, the strangely quiet green creatures that explode when they get close to you. They're a common hostile creature we have to deal with

Earth: HOW ARE YOU ALL STILL ALIVE