No I'm not talking about the drink with the fucking red guy bursting through the wall, I mean the really shitty one where your vagìna bleeds (Kinda censoring for things).

Now a typical young boy will probably think 'you're on your period aren't you?' while reading this. Answer to that, yeah I fucking am and I swear if you say that I'm over exaggerating whereas you have never experienced blood coming from your cocks then I will rip your goddamn balls off.

If you're a guy and you don't see why it's such a big deal, read the following reasons why Koolaids suck ass

#1: Cramps

Apparently after the uterus finds out that it won't be having a baby, it decided to just scratch your stomach and stab you on the inside until you are on the floor crying in pain. Although it can go away, they still hurt like a bitch. It's like, okay for you to understand, it's like when someone just pinches your balls for long periods of time. Or having needles pick at your stomach.

#2: Bloating

When you're on your Koolaid, you tend to, become a bit more bloated for awhile. Like those pair of jeans you wore yesterday might feel a bit more tight. It's annoying and you often think if it's because of the amount of food you've been eating. Its bad

#3: Cravings

You end up wanting to eat anything and everything. Like chocolate covered bananas or Indian food or French fried. It's like you're pregnant but without a baby, and it only lasts 5-10 days, and comes back in 28 days. You'll also end up guilty from eating that many food, I just ate a concha awhile ago.

#4: Emotions

You know how when most people are drunk, they don't really have any control over their actions, Or when a woman acts when she's pregnant? It's the same thing with Koolaids. Most girls can control it, but you may seem a bit more, rude I guess.

#5: The, thingys

Pads, Tampons, ect, no matter which one you use, you're always going to be terrified on whether you're leaking or not. Pads, you have to make sure it's in it's correct position and shit, tampons, I wouldn't know since I've never used one. It's incredibly nerve racking and exhausting.

#6: Laziness

Mostly when you're on your Koolaid, you never want to do anything. That's basically it, and you wouldn't want to wear skinny jeans or anything, skinny I guess. If I could just stay in my pjs the whole week without doing anything, that would be the best Koolaid ever.

And finally

#7: The fucking bleeding

It just seems to never stop when it's begins. Oh, you're about to stand up? BOOM! Waterfall in between your legs. And it's just really uncomfortable and awkward and then there's the paranoia of it bleeding through. Theres also the fear that you actually smell of blood when in reality you most likely don't and it's just, fffffuuuuuuck!

*coughs* Yeah, there's also

#8: The suspense of after it's over and waiting till it comes back

Mostly, after your week of hell finishes, you most likely have to wait just till next month till it comes back and two days before the previous Koolaid, but oh no. fucking Mother Nature decides to make things more complicated and then it comes back earlier than expected. Sometimes the same damn month. It's not just 'once every month' mother fuckers, it's once every fucking 28 days. Oh but then there's the time when it's late and you get terrified you're possibly pregnant even though you're a virgin as fuck. The madness just never stops

So yeah, one day I hope men get to live through this pain, and when that happens, I will just cackle at them and watch them suffer. Okay I gotta go, see you peoples later.