Yeah yeah I know, I probably don't know a lot about relationships since I'm not that old or wise to know, but I feel like I need to say this since, let's just say that a family member is having a bit of relationship problems. I won't say who or what happened due to privacy, but let's just say that it makes me wonder a lot about this type of thing and other stuff related to it.

So, whether you've dated someone or not, I think you all know what relationships are. If you don't, then google it cause I suck at these things.

So, relationships, what the actual fuck happens in them? Now most of you probably think 'oh it's just something where you hold hands and kiss a person and you kinda label them as your boyfriend/girlfriend' but I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

Most people date a person they actually like and they want to be with 24/7 and they do all that type of shit whereas other people date a person just for the hell of it and going up to someone saying 'yeah I'm dating someone, who's forever alone NOW BITCH?!' and then walk out like a boss, and it honestly never made any sense to me.

A lot of you are probably saying 'oh that's probably because you haven't dated anyone yet child' but that's when I say you're, partly right, and partly wrong. I have dated someone but it wasn't really dating, look I'll just say it was like a fake thing and the guy is a douche, and I'm not just saying that just because we broke up, I legitimately think he's a douche. It didn't really affect me in any way, I didn't cry or scream up at the heavens saying 'fuck men! I hate them all!' because 1.) Not a lot of guys are like that one guy 2.) It wasn't really that serious of a relationship 3.) I was kinda happy it was over because, yeah and 4.) Im only in 8th and I'm still 13 (14 soon ^-^), boys and shit like that can wait maaan.

Besides, at that one guy from the 1975 said: "Life is too short to drink crappy coffee and cry about boys who don't care"

I'll probably explain what exactly happened soon, like in a QnA or something, but for now, that's all I'll say, besides I'm still waiting for Bradley Will Simpson, one can only dream.

Anyways, back on topic

It's just the thought of being with someone who you actually like kinda, weirds me out. I mean sure it's probably nice, but the one thing I don't get is that most people just date someone who they act completely different around and it's just, not right I guess.

If you're dating someone just because they're goodlooking and you have to be a completely different person around them, here's my advice: LEAVE THE GODDAMN RELATIONSHIP FOR FUCKS SAKE! It's obviously not meant to be if you have to pretend to like, I don't know, Honey Boo Boo just for that person to feel feelings towards you. And I'm pretty damn sure that it's unhealthy to pretend to be someone you're obviously not. Just break up with the person and then go eat some ice cream or pizza or something because you got out of a bad relationship, you fucking did it, you go Glen Coco.

I'm also pretty sure relationships aren't just about holding hands an making out and shit, cause not a lot of relationships are like that. Mostly when you find a good significant other to be with, they're kinda like your best friends (You can even date your bestfriends if you both like each other that way I guess), you just can do all these other things with them that you probably wouldn't do with anyone else.

Like, watch Netflix and doing completely nothing all day, eating pizza and not caring about how much of a pig you look like to the other person, scrolling through Tumblr, Twitter, or Instagram and then showing the other person what you think is funny/interesting, getting into really dumb arguments like what you get to watch on Netflix, which side of the couch/bed you want, what topping do you want on the pizza, or whether or not that one fact you read from a social media site is true. You can do basically all of this and fart in front of the person and you'd both still wouldn't look at each other differently, then afterwards you can both laugh about it, probably make out, cuddle, or do the frickle frackle (only if you're old enough, please don't do the frickle frackle if you're younger than 16 or 17, and also use protection if you're a reasonable age to do the frickle frackle, don't be 16 and pregnant).

^^^That, is what I think would be a healthy, good relationship. Being with someone who cares about you and fucking loves you just as much as they love Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid, or Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds (Dont lie, it's impossible to not love anyone from Criminal Minds).

If this pretty much sums up your relationship, then good for you! You deserve to be happy. Just don't ruin it, and don't let your partner ruin it, or anyone ruin it.

Okay I'm gonna stop now because I have no idea where the fuck I'm going with this. This is honestly making no sense.

Okay, Welp, I'm just gonna go and be forever alone playing guitar badly *sings* Cause life's, a game, to me, but with only one controller, and he's unhaaaappyy. So please, pleeeeeaase, please, won't you joooooooooin me, until the very end, it's adventure time again- STOP IT VIVI! JESUS, NO MORE, THAT SONG IS ABOUT TO TAKE OVER! *coughs* Yeah this is why I'm still single, I'm a fuck up that's why, okay it's getting deep, good bye.