Dedicated to DeathsOnMeth. Lizzie bear! :D Well, you and I go waaay back, lol! XD I really miss our chats on HSH, it was great fun and I hope you start writing here soon. Your writing was an inspiration to me. :3

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Hello!

Why so formal?

I wasn't trying to be. XD So, what's new?

Nothing, just reading this book here. It's called 'Illegal My Ass.'

Oh, sunds interesting. What's it about?

Typo.

What?

There was a typo in your message.

Oh, right. So what?

Don't do that. Ever again.

Whoa, okay. Chillax! What are you? A grammar Nazi?

Something like that, yeah.

Interesting. But seriously though, what's your name?

I already told you.

Yeah, right. And I'm Augustus Waters.

Nah, you're not cool enough to be him. Besides, he doesn't leave girls hanging like you did....

Oh, you're still holding that against me?

Yeah....you probably broke off our conversation to go and read Fifty Shades Of Grey.

*Facepalm* And we're back to that topic again.

*Facebricks you*

...ouch!