I have to many guy friends.

This happened today with one of my guy friends;

Me: -walking-

Friend: -walks with me- you scared of me?

Me: I'm not scared of anything. Especially you.

Friend: -puts hand on my waist- I can make you afraid of me ;)

(you guys know how I scream when ppl touch my waist. Imagine how hard I was trying not to scream. )

Me: -.- sureeee

Friend: -puts other hand on my shoulder,  keeping the other on my waist- especially since I'm next to u

Me: I'm not afraid of u

Friend: what if I tell you I know where you live?

Me: -shrugs- eh

Friend: -puts hand on my cheek- you'll be scared soon

Me: you'll be scared when I bite your hand off.

Friend: -gets on his bus- bai

Me: -.- -goes to my bus-

Now,  if you excuse me. Imma go scream outside.