In art class;

Friend: -pushes the table into my stomach- you need to gain weight. I pushed the table on your skin,  but it took awhile to touch your stomach. Gain weight.

Me: -pushes it back- nope. I need to loose weight. I'm 136 lbs,  I need to loose it ;-;

Friend: -pushes the table at me-

Me: -puts foot on the thing,  and pushes it back-

Friend: -tries to push it but can't- cheater xD

Me: I feel a disturbance in the force-

Friend: -keeps trying-

Me: sTAHP XD THERE'S A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE XD

Teacher: -teaching but doesn't say anything-

Me and friend: -trying to knock each other out with the table while I keep saying 'I feel a disturbance in the force'-