THIS IS A TRUE STORY:

A First-grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class. She gave each student the first half of a well-known proverb, and asked them to fill the rest in. It is hard to believe that these are real, the last one is classic.
1. Don't change horses..."Until They Stop"
2. Stoke while the..."Bug is close"
3. It's always darkest just before..."Daylight Savings Time"
4. Never Underestimate the power of..."Termites"
5. You can lead a horse to water, but..."How?"
6. Don't bite the hand that..."looks dirty"
7. No news is..."impossible"
8. A Miss is as good as a..."Mister"
9. You can't teach an old dog new..."Math"
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..."Stink in the morning"
11. Love all, trust..."me"
12. The pen is mightier than the..."pigs"
13. An idle mind is..."The best way to relax"
14. Where there's smoke, there's..."pollution"
15. Happy the bride who..."Gets all the presents"
16. A penny saved is..."not much"
17. Two's company, three's..."the musketeers"
18. Don't put off till tomorrow..."what you put on to go to bed"
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and..."you have to blow your nose"
20. There are none so blind as..."Stevie Wonder"
21. Children should be seen and not..."Spanked or grounded"
22. If at first you don't succeed..."get new batteries"
23. You get out of something only what you..."see in the picture on the box"
24. When the blind lead the blind..."Get out of the way"
And now, here is the winner of them all...
25. Better late then..."pregnant"

Authors Note:
Yeah yeah yeah, this probably isn't that funny, but it is cute and luckily for you, it is just the beginning. :-)