A farmers daughter wants to have a sleepover with three of her guy friends.

Her father agrees and as soon as the three young men arrive, the farmer sits them down at the kitchen table, telling them that they are welcome to stay at his house, but if they sleep with his daughter he will kill them. With this, the farmer gets up and heads to his room.

The next morning the farmer gets up to get tend to the field when he notices that his daughter, along with her friends, are already awake, sitting in his living room.

The farmer walks into the living room, and bids them good morning. Then he asks to speak with the three male friends alone.

Once he separates them he tells them that he knows they slept with his daughter. They must now get two pieces of their favorite fruit from the fields and bring it back to him.

The three men quickly run out the back door and start to gather their fruits.

The first guy comes back with two oranges.

"Now, you must shove both these oranges up your butt, if you make a noise I will shoot you."

The young man immediately gets to wrk, but partway through the first orange he grunts and is shot in the head. He goes to heaven.

The second man comes in the back door with two cherries.

The farmer tells him "you must put both these cherries up your butt, if you make a noise, I will shoot you."

The young man gets the first cherrie up his butt without a noise, but three quarters of the way through the second one, he bursts out laughing histerically. He is shot in the head and goes to heaven.

The first two men meet at heaven's gates and the first man says: "Why'd you laugh? You were so close."

"Well," starts the second man. "I was so close, but I saw the third man coming with two pineapples."