༉  One - The Real Reason Why Ravenpaw Left ThunderClan. ༉

Ravenpaw - T-Tigerclaw, look at this sn-snake I caught! It's hu-huge!

Tigerclaw - No, it's not.

Ravenpaw - Yeah it is...

Tigerclaw - Bro, It's not even longer than my tail. It should be longer than that tree branch. *Points to the tallest tree in the forest*

Ravenpaw - WHYYYYYYY!?!?! I AM RUNNING AWAY TO LIVE IN A BARN WITH MY NEW MATE, BARLEY! *Sobs as running away*

Firepaw from the bushes - Man, that was harsh.

Graypaw in the bushes - *Nods* Yeah but it was pretty funny.

༉ Two - How to be annoying, guide by our beloved Graystripe. ༉

Graystripe to Fireheart - Is it filming?

Fireheart to Graystripe - *Nods* Yeah.

Graystripe - Oh okay. I SHALL TEACH HOW TO BEE ANNOYING! Haha bee.

Fireheart - Ō-Ō

Graystripe - Awww come on, Fireheart, don't be so crabby.

Fireheart - *Intense sigh as a random crab hits his face*

Graystripe - Do you like Melons?

Fireheart - Wh-

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Fireheart - Stop. *Drops camera and walks away as quickly as possible*

༉ Three - Graystripe Raising his Kits in RiverClan in a Nutshell ༉

Graystripe - Ight, Imma head out and raise my kits in Rivaclan. *Says in accent*

Fireheart - *Facepaw* No.

Graystripe - Yes.

Fireheart - No.

Graystripe - Yes.

Graystripe - *Yeets away* I AM THE GIBGOBGABGOLAB!(Tell me if you get it lol)

Crookedstar - Bruh you kinda killed my daughter. *Does boi thing with paws*

Graystripe - Well you got grandchildren now. DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY.

Crookedstar - What in StarClan did she find amazing about you?

Graystripe - McCuse me?

Crookedstar and Leopardfur - *Intense breath*

Leopardfur - This is disgusting.

Crookedstar - *Long blink* Yeah, now go get your children you annoying piece of poo.

Graystripe - *Walks away with the iconic troll face on*

༉ Four - ThunderClan but Iconic (Big amount of cussing because it makes it funnier) ༉

Snappaw - Hey, Finleap, can I eat a dandilion?

Finleap - *Concerned* No..?

Alderheart - Lol eat my meme.

Twigbranch - *Big inhale*

Flypaw - *Summersaults over to Lionblaze* Ride fast and eat aAs, father.

Lionblaze - *Suprised Pikachu face but then dies of shock*

Sandstorm - I-

Cinderheart - I am shookith *Looks over sunglasses*

Ivypool - Bruh.

Bumblestripe - Oh sweet baby Firestar.

Leafpool - What do you want from my father Bumble bitch?

Graystripe - Excuse me but what the hell.

Leafshade - I'm tired.

Bramblestar - I'm sorry but I ate your remaining tail, Finleap.

Hollyleaf - Wait... THAT'S AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE-

Breezepelt out of nowhere - I didn't ask. *Finger guns*

Squirrelflight - I will sell your soul to Satan himself, motha fucka. *Points gun at Breezepelt*

Honeyfern - I'm a tornado vroom vroom.

Brightheart - WHO STOLE MY OTHER EYE?!

Jayfeather - Wow. A nightmare, your blind.

Spottedleaf - *Maniacal yet uncontrollable laughter*

Poppyfrost - *Sips tea*

Ashfur - Can I die a second time?

Blossomfall - I stole your toes lmao.

Foxleap - WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?-

Longtail - Trees that fall on cats should go to the dark forest.

Ravenpaw - *Intense crying and wheezing*

Thornclaw - Can I have an axe while going on yet another patrol?

Yellowfang - I need the tweezers to get a thorn out of this asshole's pad. *Points to a crying Swiftpaw*

Goldenflower - I stole your kids as my own.

Shrewpaw - What do you find tasty?

Redtail - *Intense rocking back and forth out of terror*

Briarlight - FUCK DA POLICE!

Toadstep - Am I a cannibal if I eat a toad?

Spiderleg - DESTPACITO-

Daisy - Bathtub mouse.

Cloudtail - Biggie Cheese is my religion.

Bluestar - Nyan cat, I love you. *Licks Nyan cat plushie*

Fernsong - What kind of sorcery is this?

Cinderpelt - I wanted a Krabby Patty before I died.

Birchfall - Statistics yuh.

Lionheart - Lions are cool. That's it for today, kids

Sparkpelt - I AIN'T EVER GETTIN' SLEEP 'CAUSE OF Y'ALL, YOU AIN'T EVER GONNA SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME! *Whacks sticks against eachother*

Whitestorm - I play Pokemon Go.

Whitewing - *Judging glance at Whitestorm*

Tigerstar - The devil is hot.

Darkstripe - That's a little bit on the homosexual side of the spectrum. *Points at Ravenpaw*

Sunstar - *Flies into the sun*

Dustpelt - My name is Lil Dusty! *Puts paws in the air*

Ferncloud - I called StarClan and they answered.

Onestar - *Smashes the videogame controller as he is in ThunderClan camp with Tallstar for some reason* FUCK!

Tallstar - That's an L. *Wheeze*

Firestar - MY FATHER'S BOYFRIEND WINS AGAIN, MEAN OLAF THE SNOWMAN ASSHOLE!

Ambermoon - *Does the whip and nae nae*

Dewnose - Oh, honey, no.

Millie - *Does Fortnite dances cutely*

Pinestar - *Has seizure at the sight of Millie doing the Fortnite dances cutely*

Berrynose - I wonder, what does this red button do? *Presses button* (Comment if you get it)

Everything - *Explodes*

A.N. I wrote this all at midnight and I have no regrets.