Bramblepaw - Father, where is my corn?

Tigerstar - What in the Dark Forest is corn?

Bramblepaw - How dare you not know what corn is. *Slaps Tigerstar with corn*

Tigerstar - A H -

Bramblepaw - This is corn! *Continuously beats his father with corn*

Tawnypaw - What is wrong with Bramblepaw and that StarClan damn corn?

Goldenflower - I don't know but I think he stole the catnip.

Bramblepaw - *Starts slapping cats with corn and chucking corn at random cats until they are unconscious*

Firestar - *Dies*

Bramblepaw - I AM A MURDERER - WAIT NO IT WAS MY CORN THAT MADE ME DO IT!!! *Buries Firestar in corn*

Firestar - *Bursts out of corn dramatically* GO PICK THE ELDERS FLEAS UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!