Ivypool: Hey, Jayfeather, wanna share this vole with me?

Jayfeather: I hate vole. You know what else I hate?

Ivypool: What?

Jayfeather: You.

Ivypool: *gasp* I'm not a WHAT, I'm a WHO!

Jayfeather: Whatever.

Ivypool: Come on, family bonding time! Just share this vole with me! Please?

Jayfeather: No.

Ivypool: Pleeeease?

Jayfeather: Still no.

Ivypool: PLEEEEEEEEAAASE?

Jayfeather: NO.

Ivypool: Please please please please please please please please please PLEEEEEEEASSE?

Jayfeather: *grits teeth* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. Does THAT answer all your questions?

Ivypool: *counts on her paws* ...All except for that last one.

Jayfeather: NO.

Ivypool: *huffs* Well, then! Maybe my loyal SISTER will share this vole with me!

Jayfeather: Ugh, so annoying! *passes out*

Millie: *terrified shriek* EEEEEEK! OUR MEDICINE CAT PASSED OUT!!! SOMEBODY HELP, FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE!

Squirrelflight: Someone, quick, do CPR! ...Erm, does anybody KNOW CPR?

Leafpool: *bursts from the medicine cat den* I'LL SAVE YOU, JAYFEATHER! *hovers over his face*

Jayfeather: *wakes up* WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, there, Mother! No WAY is anybody going to give ME CPR! Well, except maybe Briarlight or Cinderheart...

Lionblaze: ...*slaps Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: OW! I didn't mean it!

Lionblaze: Sure you didn't.

Daisy: Uh, have cats passed out before?

Dovewing: Probably not. But that's the joy of not having logic around!

Everyone: YEAH! :D