Nightfire: WE HAZ FIVE NEW DARES :D

Silverpelt: Crud, Nightfire had chocolate this morning -_-

Wolffang: Lets see how this turns out...

Nightfire: OUR FIRST DARE IS FROM @MoonStarOfMoonClan !!!!!

Wolffang: The dare is, "I dare nightfire to join an enemy clan then get the enemy clan to attack widclan"

Nightfire: LETS DO DISH!!!

Silverpelt: WAIT NIGHT Which clan are you attacking, Wildclan or Windclan?

Nightfire: Im guessing Moonstar ment Wildclan :3

Wolffang: But WILDSTAR is leading that clan! Our mom and our clan!

Nightfire: IMMA DO IT FOR DA CLAN!! *goes to Frostclan*

Silverpelt: Gee -_- Im hoping Mossstar wont let him borrow her clan.

Wolffang: Well, she did sign a contract that lets us to do anything for the dare show...

Silverpelt: ....poop.

*in Frostclan*

Nightfire: OKAY KITTIES WE ARE GUNNA ATTACK WILDCLAN, LED BY ME!!!

Mossstar: *behind him, trying to push him off her meeting rock thingy* COME ON NIGHTFIRE THIS IS MY CLAN!!!

Nightfire: But you signed a contract >:3

Mossstar: *sighs* Fine. But Ill get you back! Not that worthwhile to get Wildclan back, you are attacking them...

Nightfire: OKAY CATS WE ARE LEADING AN ATTACK ON WILDCLAN!!! WARRIORS AND APPRENTICES FOLLOW ME!! *starts running out of camp*

Frostclan Cats: *follows him, questioning why in their minds*

*in Wildclan territory*

Nightfire: IMMA ATTACK YOUU!! *runs towards a patrol*

Frostclan Cats: -_- *sits there*

Talonclaw: *le in patrol* ..... *smacks*

Nightfire: O-O Meerrrphhhhh >,~<

*Time skip in the studio*

Nightfire: AND DEN, HE-HE-HE SLAPPED MEE!!! *sobbs*

Silverpelt: *rolls eyes* Next dare!

Wolffang: The next dare is from @Leapordpaw !!

Nightfire: *still sobbing*

Silverpelt: The dare is, "I dare Wolffang to share tongues with firestar while riding a lava dog then have Silverpelt punch both of you in the face."

Wolffang: WHAAA~? I DUN LIKE FIRESTAR!!! AND THOSE LAVA DOGS MAULD ME THE LAST TIME I WAS WITH THEM!!! AND I DUN WANT YOU TO PUNCH ME IN DA FACE!!!

Silverpelt: WHOOP I GET TO PUNCH YOU AND WOLFFANG IN DA FACE!!! ^o^

Nightfire: *suddenly cheerful again* IMMA GET DA FIRESTAR AND LAVA DOGZ READYY!!! *somehow teleports away*

Wolffang: Great ---

Nightfire: *teleports back* IM DONEE :D

Wolffang: WHA-*gets thrown on saddled lava dong with firestar* NIGHTFIRE I HATE YOU-!

Firestar: Hai :3

Wolffang: Erghhh!!!

Sweetie the Lava Dong: *starts running around*

Firestar: *screeches*

Wolffang: ARGHHH!!! *awkwardly starts sharing tongues with Firestar*

Silverpelt: IMMA DO DA STUFFZ!! *punches Wolffang and Firestar in the face*

Firestar: *falls on the floor and passes out*

Wolffang: *falls on the floor and flops around*

Nightfire: ...oookay thenn... NEXT DARE!!

Silverpelt: This dare is from @SeattleAwesome !!

Nightfire: Da DARE ish, "I dare Silverpelt to fake an injury and go to Jayfeather and see how mad he gets when he realizes it's fake! >:3"

Silverpelt: WAT? Are you planning my funeral already? HE'S GUNNA KILL ME!!!

Wolffang: Says the cat who made the Lava Dogs maul her brothers -_-

Silverpelt: That was ONE TIME.

Nightfire: I DONT CARE. *pulls out a magic wand and poofs Silverpelt outside Jayfeather's den*

*outside da den*

Silverpelt: *sighs and mutters* Im gunna get them if I survive... *starts limping into Jayfeather's den* JAYFEATHER!!! MAH LEG HURTS!!!

Jayfeather: *looks in Silverpelt's direction* Alright, let me see it. *walks over to her and feels the 'hurt' leg*

Silverpelt: ...

Jayfeather: Oh crud, what's this? An infection? What-What-WHAT IS THIS?!?

Silverpelt: WHA WHA WHAT'S WRONG?!?!?

Jayfeather: YOU ARE GUNNA LOOSE YOUR LEG!!!

Silverpelt: OH MAH STARCLAN REALLY?!?

Jayfeather: YEAH, CAUSE THIS IS A SERVER INJURY OF FAKINGILLNESSDRAMATHING!!!

Silverpelt: OHHH NOO wait, wut? O-O

Jayfeather: .....>:(

Silverpelt: OH CRUD HE'S GUNNA RIP MY LEG OFF!!! *starts to run away and somehow teleports back to the studio*

Wolffang: Oh dang, that was awesome XD

Nightfire: YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS XD

Silverpelt: >:| next dare...

Wolffang: The next dare is from @BreezyMilkShake !!!

Nightfire: The dare is, "I dare SilverPelt to scream,"MCDONALD'S MAKES YOU HAVE CHICKEN FAT DAT MAT.IMA PRETTY LITTLE PRINCESS",make WildClaw lick JayFeather,and date a lava dog :D"

Silverpelt: Why life ;-;

Wolffang: JUST DO IT!

Silverpelt: I AM!! *deep breath* MCDONALD'S MAKES YOU HAVE CHICKEN FAT DAT MAT.IMA PRETTY LITTLE PRINCESS!!!!

Nightfire: IMMA GET WILDCLAW :D *throws a smokebomb and Wildclaw appears from the smoke*

Wildclaw: Wat do I hafta do?

Silverpelt: YOU HAFTA LICK JAYFEATHER :D

Wildclaw: WAAT???

Nightfire: AND DATE A LAVA DOG!!! :D

Wildclaw: BUT WHYY???

Silverpelt: Cause I said so >:3 *makes Jayfeather appear out of no where with a chain attached to his leg and the floor*

jayfeather: What the-*sees Silverpelt* I STILL NEED YOUR LEG!!!

Silverpelt: NO YOU DONT YOU MEANY!!!

Wildclaw: I am NOT licking that THING!!

Wolffang: YOU HAFTA!! *shoves Wildclaw into Jayfeather*

Wildclaw: ERPFF!! *falls on her back, and sat up* Why life... *licks Jayfeather's shoulder*

Jayfeather: O~O

Nightfire: .....Now this is just awkward! *poofs Wildclaw and Jayfeather away*

Silverpelt: ...LAST DARE!!!

Wolffang: The last dare is from BlackFlare !!!

Nightfire: The dare is~ "IIIII DAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEEE Wolffang to watch a video... Of.... BlackFlare's..... Failed.... Rickroll parody =D oh and I also dare SilverPelt to become friends with the lava dogs =3 and hi :3"

Silverpelt: HAII BLACKFLAREE :3

Wolffang: Oh, a video? Well that's easy! *opens laptop on a table in the middle of the room and watches the video* ...O-o~?

Silverpelt: IMMA BEFWIEND DA LAVA DOGZZ!! *goes into cage with the lava dogs*

Nightfire: TIME SKIP!!! *holds up clock and turns one of the arm thingers around a few minuts*

Wolffang: ...Well...that's something...

Silverpelt: *walks out of cage* IM NOW FWIENDS WIT DA LAVA DOGZZ!!! :D

Nightfire: WELL then.

Wolffang: We'll see you next time on~

Night+Wolffang: WARRIORS DARE SHOW!!!

Silverpelt: DARE SHOW!!! :D

Wolffang: -_-