God: come on, it's your time to go.

Zabu: was a I good girl/Wolfe

God: no, no you weren't.

Zabu: *distressed wolf noises*

(Sam isn't mine but I thought this was funny.)

Sam: you gon bring a birthday gift to me on my birthday, at my birthday party with a birthday gift

Liam: *worried* happy birthday?-

Sam- *SmASHEs WInE GlASs ON HeAD*