So I was at my friend's house one time, and I started crying over a fanfic because James and Lily had just died. And naturally my friend was going to comfort me, but then I screamed "DON'T TOUCH ME!" So then she left the room, came back with a broom and started petting me with it saying "There there, young fangirl, there there." So that's the story of how one of my friends petted me with a broom.

lol enjoy that gif