So, some random chick (or dude idek) followed me and tagged me in this book. It was about how:

People should show their real names online.

*explodes*
*dies*
*is a corpse on the floor*
*gets burried*
*decomposes*
*becomes skeleton*
*spooky scary skeletons play in ba-*

Okay I think you get the idea.

Would you like to be tracked down by preadetors, stalkers, killers, pedophiles and lemon fanfic writers?

No?

Okay.

Because I outright REFUSE to put my name out for the world without good reason. Until that good reason, I am Breeze, or Breezesong.

Asking someone to put their real name out there on a website anyone can visit is like asking someone to walk around town in their underwear.

It's stupid and it's not safe.

I am not going to have my username be something like this:

*not my real name, just a random example*

-AmberLee-

Like, I would prefer to stay unknown to everyone, as an entity named Breeze(song). Breezesong is my online persona, fursona whatever, and I would prefer to have that than my real name (which coincidentally starts with a B :p)

But still guys, please, please don't show your actual name if you don't want a higher chance of beingg tracked down.

Like actually, pls dont.

So, anyways, moving on, new topic:

Creepypasta Fanfics.

*cries*
*becomes dehydrated from too much crying*
*dies of dehydration*
*is corpse on floor*
*gets burried*
*becomes serial killer*
*decomposes*
*is skeleton*
*spoopy scary skeletons plays in the background*
*becomes spirit*
*traumatizes everyone*
*becomes Sonic.ex-*

Okay, we're done with that.

But like I found this person linking their fanfic to

Mr{PrettyDamnFabulous}CreepyPasta.

BROOOOOOOO

YOUR STORY BETTER BE PUBLISHING GRADE BEFORE YOU TRY AND F- *beeping and censoring* GET THAT FABULOUS ENTITY TO READ YOUR STORY YA LITTLE SHIT.

You better be damn well a proffessional writer

Just kidding.

But still....

Don't do dat.

This chick(or dood) linked h/is/er story in the comments section, so naturally I read it.

Oh god.

So many clichés I drowned.

People, please actually try to write your story when you as a Creepypasta narrator as famous as MCP to read your story.

Your story must be good if you want it to be narrated, not just a little tale about a killer who's practically a ripoff of Ticci Toby. Jesus, it wasn't good.

But really, it's not a good idea to add one of the famous pastas into your story unless

A) they have a specific meaning and they belong in the story

B) they belong THE F*beeping* STORY I MEAN SERIOUSLY PEO-

-techinal difficulties, Breeze will return in a few moments-

Okay, I think I've calmed down. Anyways, my point is, just try to be more creative with your pastas. They don't have to be about killers, ya hear? Why not write a pasta with a more modern take on a legend that's personally scary to you? That's original, isn't it?

Okay, that's all I've got to say.

Also. Guys. Holy shit. I ALMOST HAVE 100 FOLLOWERS! Thank you guys so much! It makes me happy to see so many people enjoying what I write :) It really makes me happy to see that 90 people, 90 whole, entire, individual people, like the stuff I write.

Thank you!

~Bweezey <3