When someone calls you a bitch...

I'M the badest bitch around.

When someone calls you a dipshit...

At least I made it into early college and have A's and B's.

When some calls you a hoe...

Humbly Outstandingly Elite.

When someone calls you a slut...

Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing

If someone tells you to kill yourself...

I'M TOO BUSY SLAYING EVERYDAY!

When someone says they can see your Viber through your pants/ why do you have a boner/ why do you have a boner your suppose to be a girl...

A) That's my dick

B) My dick is bigger than a guy's. 😋