Chapter 34
It has been a day since the Dungeon Break and all is well... Except for the fact that Haise and his clones are still cleaning the mess they made. Which wouldn't make sense considering they are much more efficient than any normal cleaning crew out there.
"You know boys... How come when it comes to shit like these, we're so helpful... But when someone tells us to do it, we go ballistic." A clone asked as he shoveled a bit of carcass from the sand.
"Because we're eccentric and quick to get irritated... Also less talking, more working." Another clone replied, this one using a forklift to carry more intact carcasses.
"Fair, but like... Can't we just use our abilities to make this quick? I like hard labor here and there but come on, the smell is wilder than not taking a shit for a week and eating taco bell all day." Another clone complained, casually just shoving chunks of meat, bones, and viscera in multiple garbage cans from a furniture mod.
"Because we're shirtless, and Eugen is eyeing us like we're the most delicious thing in the world?" The real Haise replied, eyeing a spectating Eugen from her doorm room window.
She noticed him looking at her, before smiling and waving at them seductively.
"... Fair." A murmur of agreement rumbled between the group, before they resumed working.
"We still gonna need to introduce them to Liliana and the girls though... Preferably soon." A clone spoke, this one got the worst part of the job... Cleaning the guts.
Good thing he's using Air Bending to prevent the literal shit smell from spreading.
"True enough, but that can wait. We need to improve security first... I've upgraded FRIDAY's systems to casually hack the new satellites and the United Government is up to no good." Haise replied to his clone.
"Right... Surprised they got satellites up and running in just eight years." The shoveling clone said, somewhat impressed.
"Siren Tech saved some of the processing." The garbage clone replied.
"True, I mean. From all the salvaged stuff since we started and done forget our contributions thanks to TB." Forklift clone added.
"But like... Why should we be scared? We can quite literally give every single Kansen here a retofit, and they'll be more than enough to decimate a country." Guts clone added his own cent.
"Oi, that's bad... And don't you fucking dare throw that ball of shit at someone!" Haise reprimanded the guts clone. Who merely gave him the middle finger and threw the ball of shit manipulated by Air Bending to an open trash can, which the trash can clone held up high, pretending to be a basketball hoop.
"Disgusting."
"Fuck you, we're your manifested intrusive thoughts."
"... And I regret using Shadow Clone."
Meanwhile
"Alright ladies, I know that my room is big enough to fit all of us. But like... Why?" Eugen left the windowsill and faced everyone in her room.
There, on the sofas, beanbags, and some preferring to sit on the floor. All of Haise's wives sat together to discus something important.
"Other than to keep you from ogling Haise, no. Nothing much. But other than that... We're here to discuss the fact that he got "Isekai'd" as our Sakura sisters refers to." Algérie replied, thanking Illustrious for a cup of tea.
"Oh yeah... To think that other worlds exists out there. But then again, we faced ourselves in that META timeline." Bremerton replied, sucking on a lollipop.
"Indeed, while surprising. The shock factor isn't as strong as him having the strength to casually parry multiple adversaries at once, and throw a larger than life serpent over his shoulder like it's just a sack of potatoes." Bismarck agrees, also sipping tea.
"Oh! And don't forget those cool weapons he has!" Bremerton added, an excitable smile on her face.
The girls chattered about Haise, each one having fond smiles on their lips. Warspite however, is having trouble with a thought.
"Warspite? Is everything alright?" Amagi asked her, concern etched on her face as she moved closer to lessen the difficulties when listening to her.
"It's just... Haise seems... Different. He's still the same, but I get the feeling that there's more to him now." Warspite replied.
"Hm... Well, he did say that while he was gone for eight years for us... He was stuck in that other world for more than twenty, so it's only fair that he had to change." Amagi reasoned.
"I suppose that's what happened... But still, I feel like he's hiding something from us." Warspite added, a small pout forming on her face.
".... Well, it could just be that whatever he experienced in that other world is something too harsh for even us to hear about, so he's most likely just trying to ease us into it." Amagi replied, placing a comforting hand on her shoulder.
Warspite nodded, before suddenly getting teased by Eugen.
"Well, at least someone got first attention when he got back... Isn't that right, Warpsite~?" Eugen teased, a playful smirk on her face.
"Ugh... Please, that's enough teasing. Thank you... That was embarrassing." She groaned in her hands, making the girls giggle at her expense.
"By the way, didn't he-" Before Akagi could finish, feedback suddenly blasted throughout the base. Causing a little bit of mass panic to happen, mostly from the smaller destroyers... And childish Kansen.
They checked outside the windows and found Haise and his clones, covering their ears while holding instruments.
"Sorry about that!" He yelled, before getting punted on the back of his head by one of his clones... Which immediately became a cartoonish fight that gobsmacked everyone... Well, except for the nearby Destroyers who started putting bets with the Submarines on which Haise would win.
Something Z23 attempted to disband but only got pushed away.
But before the fight could escalate, a clone sighed and reached into the dust cloud and pulled apart the two, and started admonishing them... Which the two both gave him the middle finger, which made the one holding them to hit their heads together.
The scene was so outlandish that everyone could only laugh awkwardly.
With the two now calmed down. They continued setting up instruments and started testing.
Once done, they all gave each other a quick nod and started playing.
A/N: Shorter chapter, but I'm trying to remake a schedule here... Hopefully I could stick to it.
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