Foeslayer: Alright, so you and I are married.

Arctic: Sadly yes

Foeslayer: Arctic, relax-

Arctic: I don't want to relax.

Foeslayer: Scared that you'll like it?

Arctic: Alright, because we're married, I want a divorce

Both of them: *Incoherent squabbling*

Clearsight: Are they both like this all the time?

Darkstalker: Yes. Yes they are.

Sorta mine-sorta not 

I'll take 50% credit.