"But what am I accused of?" Wat the printer asked plaintively. "I am a good man. I go to church, make my confessions, pay my tithes."

The Lord Chamberlain's Man stared at Wat. "You have published a sacrilegious libel, and encouraged the breaking of the seventh commandment."

"The seventh?" Wat wracked his memory. "Please, sir. Enlighten me."

"You do not recall?" The official dropped a bible onto the table in front of Wat, and started riffling through the pages. The printer recognised it as one that he had recently produced. "Read."

Wat read the indicated passage. "Thou shalt commit adultery ... ."