send nudes

Excuse me???

u can be a pretty hot fucking king yk

i gotta thing for royalty

Pfft, "king". King of sleep and fan fiction.

uh this aint king asgore?

Why are you trying to get laid with the king of monsters who has a wife?

nono

i was uh

tryin to prank him

Kinda suspicious ngl

Hmmmm...

oh please mx. number

let me pass ur vibe check

i promise i don't want to see goat ding

Okokay, you're let in.

Only because you entertain me though.

hearts been broken so many times 😔

im just entertainment for u

Blocked and reported.

can i get ur nudes instead

Absolutely fucking not.

a guy needs to do what a guy needs to do

I regret learning to read

Stop.

You resonate nice guy energy.

This is where you call me a bitch and proceed to block me.

too lazy

And yet bitch is shorter than " too lazy ".

u resonate short energy

Wowow, okay then. I see 😔😔😔💔

have some respect for short people man

i live life at 4'11

You resonate edgy teenager energy. I bet you listen to my chemical romance or Billie Elliepsh

i will not have billie elish slander

nor mcr

HHAAHAHAH HH

Okay but seriously, what's your name?

melaine martinez

...

jkjk sans

urs?

I just met you

wh

u didn't earn my name

what about this is fair

I'm just the best and should know everything.

ok god complex

ur not special everyone thinks highly of themselves

except me

Mood. I don't really think I'm the best.

yuhuh

ok

I'm Y/N!

u don't sound like a y/n

more like a bart

Lmfao, where'd you get fucking BART?

u sound like one and ur annoying

Reported

SOBS NO

number wait

You've reduced me to 'Number.' 😭😤

I thought we had a special connection, Saeran

saeran??

u judge me for my names

but u pick saeran

I hate how you type

idgaf

i type how i type

That's the problem

Stop

telling me to change myself i see

Block button is looking p cute rn

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Hi yes this is a fic to write in to help me feel better. This is just for fun!