::where yoongi gets drunk::

"Jiminie~~ Come here! Hyung-... Hyung wants to give you a hug!" Yoongi jumped onto Jimin.

Jimin swayed, but caught his balance, now somehow carrying Yoongi's weight.

Yoongi was attached to Jimin in a hug. "Jimnie! Let's go for an- *hiccup* an adventure!"

Jimin sighed, seeing the amused faces of the others.

"Yoongi hyung... calm down... okay where do we go?"

"Let's go to the top of the couch and we'll get married!" Jimin sighed, smiling.

"Okay, hyung- hold on tight-" Jimin hoisted Yoongi on his back, wrapping the older's legs around his waist.

"Yay~ Jimin and I are getting married~!" Yoongi shouted.

Jin saw them from the corner of his eyes- while he was talking to Namjoon. He burst out into laughter. Namjoon noticed and started laughing, too.

Soon, there was a crowd of five around the couch to witness the 'wedding'.

They were both grooms so they both were already at the 'altar'- which was the top of the couch.

Yoongi invited Namjoon as the priest for the vows and all. Namjoon agreed and diligently went behind the couch, standing on top of a pile of- something.

When it was time to put on the rings, Yoongi freaked out.

"Oh no-! We don't have any rings! What do we do-?!?" He cried, kneeling on the couch seat.

Jungkook stifled a giggle with Tae making Jimin shoot them a look.

"It's okay, hyung... I have something prepared..." Jimin comforted the crying Yoongi, helping him stand up, again.

Yoongi sniffles, looking at Jimin with hope sparkling his eyes. "Really, Jimin?"

Jimin nodded, smiling softly.

Yoongi crushed Jimin in a hug. "Yay- Jiminie saves our wedding! I would kiss you- but we have to save that for later!"

He pulled back, and bounced excitedly. "So, where are the wedding rings, Jimin?"

Jimin cutely laughed and held his left hand up. "Mine is right here-" he slipped the ring off of his ring finger.

Yoongi gasped- "Jimin! You're already married?! Are you cheating on me? Or- are you cheating on them with me?"

Jimin laughed out loud. "No- it's neither-! Let's just get on with it, Yoongi hyung... let's just say I'm already married- but my spouse doesn't mind me marrying you."

"Okay- but I mind! I want you all to myself! Where's my ring...?" Jimin pointed at Yoongi's left hand.

Yoongi looked, seeing a ring on his ring finger. "Oh! Here it is! Wait- I'm married, too?! Well, I'm divorcing whoever I'm married to- you're the only one for me, Jiminie!" Yoongi took of his ring, and looked up at Jimin who was giggling.

"I'm sure they won't mind, hyung," Jimin just giggled.

Yoongi looked at Jimin warily. "Did you ask permission?"

Jimin nodded, his smile taking over his face. "I did! And I'm allowed, okay?"

Yoongi beamed, "Let's get on with it, then! Give me your ring! Take mine-!"

Yoongi snatched the ring from Jimin's hands, putting his own on it.

"I'll put it on you first-!" They were messing up the wedding rules- but neither of them cared.

Yoongi happily slipped on the ring on Jimin's and Jimin happily did the same to Yoongi.

Namjoon was about to speak, but Yoongi interrupted him. "Yeah yeah- blah blah oaths and vows- I say I do- Jimin says I do. Can we kiss, now?"

Namjoon sighed, and smiled. "Yeah- you may kiss the groom." He left to go sit by Hoseok, in between him and Seokjin.

Yoongi pounced into Jimin, wrapping his legs around his waist as Jimin held him up. He wasted no time in smashing his lips against jimin's perfect ones.

"Oh my God! My ship! It's sailing once more! It's like seeing them get married once again!" Hoseok cried into Namjoon shoulder, who just patted his shoulder in amusement.

Jimin tightly held onto Yoongi's thighs as he tried to deepen the kiss- but Yoongi pulled back. He smirked lazily, "We have an audience..." he whispered. Jimin's cheeks flushed.

The others cheered. "Yay! Let's have a bouquet toss!" Hoseok yelled.

"But that's done by the bride- there are no brides here..." Jin replied.

"Well! Either way- too bad! We're going for our honeymoon!" Yoongi yelled in delight. He intertwined his fingers with Jimin and started walking towards the door- pulling Jimin along.

Jimin heard Hoseok hooting before Yoongi pulled him out of the apartment.

They all lived in the same building, but different floors- so it wasn't a long trip to their 'honeymoon'.

When Yoongi reached the door, he turned to look at Jimin. He was smiling so widely, Jimin couldn't help but smile back.

Yoongi grabbed Jimin by the shoulders, and put him against the door.

And of course, Jimin's heart was going crazy.

Yoongi trailed his hand over Jimin's neck and down to his waist. "Let's go in, shall we?"

Jimin gulped, nodding. He took out the keys and fumbled before opening the door. Yoongi shoved Jimin in, somehow gently, and shut the door behind him.

Yoongi pinned Jimin on the door, and hungrily kissed him.

After a few moments of just clashing teeth and wet heats, Yoongi led Jimin to the bedroom, not breaking their contact.

Finally, when Yoongi was hovering over Jimin, who was lying on the bed, he broke the contact.

Heavy pants and red cheeks. That's all Yoongi had to see to be driven crazy. Even if Yoongi was in an intoxicated state, he'd be just as affected by Jimin when he's not under the influence.

Jimin's breathed hitched and a low sound escaped as Yoongi licked his neck, leaving little kisses.

Yoongi smirked, and kept pushing the right buttons to get Jimin squirming under him.

The night passed as each of them felt complete bliss in each other's touch.

~next morning~

Yoongi woke up with a headache he hasn't had in years.

He groaned, opening his eyes to see a bundle of brown against his chest, nuzzling.

He lovingly looked at Jimin, and a realization struck him that he was shirtless- and pantless- so was Jimin.

"Jimin-! Did we have sex yesterday? While I was drunk? What is this- why didn't you stop me- I'd want to remember!" Jimin's eyes fluttered open to look up at Yoongi. Yoongi noticed some marks on Jimin's neck, making his ears go red.

Jimin giggled, sending flutters to Yoongi's stomach.

"Hyung... we both have our underwear on. You passed out before you even got to take my shirt off."

Jimin cutely smiled at him.

Yoongi tried to rack his brain for what happened when he was intoxicated.

"What the hell even happened yesterday...?"

Jimin laughed out loud, his head now in Yoongi's neck. The warmth provided by the younger warmth Yoongi's heart somehow.

"Hyung- we got married, again," he burst into giggles.

Yoongi blinked. "What?"

Jimin looked at Yoongi with a large smile. "You were so cute, hyung. We got married again- we had a wedding. It was so funny, too! You were asking for the rings- and I used the one we used for the actual wedding," he laughed. "You were asking me if the person I was married to was alright with this- it was so cute, hyung! You even said you'd divorce me to marry me again without knowing."

Yoongi's face flushed, to which Jimin pinched his cheek lightly.

"Was I the only one drunk?"

"I think Hoseok hyung was a bit out of it. Jin hyung and Namjoon hyung had drinks, but they weren't drunk. And Tae didn't drink, neither did Jungkook..."

Something vibrated on the lamp desk.

"TaeTae has messaged you, Jimin~ TAETAE~ TAETAE HAS MESSAGED YOU!" Jimin's text-tone sounded.

Yoongi laughed, that text-tone never got old. "Hey, Jiminie, you got a message from Tae."

Jimin rolled his eyes. "How do I even change it? I've tried so hard ㅠㅠ"

Yoongi ruffled Jimin's hair at his cuteness. And, the text-tone went off again.

"TaeTae has messaged you, Jimin~ TAETAE~ TAETAE HAS MESSAGED YOU!"

Jimin sighed and rolled over to get his phone.

He looked at what Tae had sent and laughed out loud.

"Yoongi hyung! Kookie and Tae had filmed everything- Ahahahaha-"

"What?! Delete it!"

"Never! I'm keeping it forever! That was so cute~"

"I'm gonna kill those two..."

Written on: October 15, 2016