I'm awesome at cooking, staying clean WHILE cooking though...

Not so much, as demonstrated from the picture above.

It technically is a selfie, just you can't see my face. *Troll Face*

If anyone thinks that's really messy, you should have seen the time I had to roll out pre-made pizza dough...

FLOUR KINGDOM!!! FORGET YTC, I HAD A KINGDOM OF FLOUR, NOT BUTTER, SADLY.