I really don't understand trends.

I mean, why can't we just be like the 80s or something again, you could have a bad hair day and no one would know.

But no, now we have a society of teens nowadays. Blah. Being one myself, this is a little weirs saying, but it's true.

I really hate people who say things like:
"Tacos are bae."
"I love you bae"

You do realize bae means poop in Danish. Or something. Think about that when you post that Instagram picture of you with your "bae-ritto"

Oh, and don't forget the people who are all like:
"OMG one direction is life!"
"Five seconds of summer is life"

Um, no. I'm pretty sure they are not life. If they are, what is death?

And people who are always saying 21. Didn't that kid run away because people were making fun of him so much? Why do you find this funny?!

Why are people always making fun of that chipotle girl. I really don't see what so funny about it. Or why do people treat food from chipotle like gods. It's just a business.

And then there are those people who, when someone coughs in class or something they immediately say:
"Ha Ha, you got Ebola."
"Get away from me, you got Ebola."
"Tyler has Ebola!"

Seriously!? This is a deadly disease that has killed hundred of people! Why do you treat this like a laughing matter?! And when I asked my friend why people think this is funny, her reply was: "Well, most of the people survived. Well, some of the people."
I'll admit the person I asked isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, she didn't see that this is a big problem!

Now that the speech trends are out of the way, time to move onto the fashion trends.

Why do people wear chokers? Sure, because something with the word "Choke" in it is totally safe.

Why do girls wear crop tops and guys sag their pants?

There is a thing called modesty and decency. Seriously people?!

Most people who follow trends reading this (for some apparent reason) will probably say that I just don't like the new era or something.
But has society really stooped this low?

Apparently.