Girls: *overuse the word*

Like literally girls be like

Girls: I (name) take daddy as my lawfully wedded husband.

Then there's me

Girl: Dadd-
Me: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS HOE, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT, GET 60,000 MILES AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I ACTUALLY SPANK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND I SWEAR IF YOU MOAN OUT DADDY WHILE I SPANK YOU, I WILL LITERALLY HOLD YOU HOSTAGE UNTIL YOU LEARN OTHER WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY,  OTHER WORDS BESIDES "DADDY" JUST STOP BREATHING AROUND ME, SHIT. IT'S ANNOYING.

Girl: *whispers* sorry daddy...

Me: *grabs a knife and a shovel*