I looked at Ares.
He looked like the last time we saw him, which was at the diner.

"Don't you, you know,... Change clothes each day?" I asked, "I mean, I know you're a god and all, but at least change clothes every once in a while."
"You DARE insult a god?!" Ares roared. I didn't even flinch, I just stood there. Not even moving.
He looked at me puzzled. "Why aren't you flinching? Screaming, running away, calling for your mom, anything that shows ding of weakness?"
"Because I'm just not normal." I said plainly.

"That's a bad thing."

"Yeah, I know Annabeth."

I glared at my immortal half-brother. He was at least five feet taller than me. He held a gun that was half my size, and wore armor that covered his whole body.

"So,. . . Ya gonna fight me?" I asked after a long pause. As soon as I finished the sentence, I heard a bullet being shot. It barely missed my head. If I had been two centimeters to the right, I would've been dead.

I didn't hesitate on running away.

"Ha! Are you running away? Such a coward!" I smirked as he was distracted and I charge at him. I didn't have a sword, but I could always make one. But at least I have thus umbrella that I found along the way. Hopefully people won't get angry at me.

Ares noticed this to late and received a bonk on the head by the great Percy Jackson! With an umbrella.

He glared at me, his eyes so red, you could see it through his mask.

"Perseus-" he was soon stopped by the giggling of two girls.

Astra and Annabeth.

I bowed and dodged another bullet and ran to stab him where the sun don't shine. And yes, I still have the umbrella.

He bellowed in rage and stepped back. The girls were laughing so hard, Astra had fallen to the ground, using Annabeth's leg for support.

I once again bowed and ran around to his back. I hit his spine and kicked his butt.

He growled in pain and tried to grab my neck. But I was too fast and he missed my neck. Instead he got a hold of my arm. I yelped as he pulled me towards his front.

I looked at him in the eye slightly panting. He smirked and twisted my arm which caused me to yell out in pain.

The thing that happened next, was what I expected the least.

Astra and Annabeth had run up to us without he and I noticing. Astra brought out her dagger, and stabbed his arm, he bellowed in rage and tried to swat her, but as soon as he let go of my arm, I had taken his left foot, and I noticed that Annabeth had his right foot. We pulled at the same time and he fell to the ground.

"Guys, quick!" Annabeth said frantically.

We ran away from him and went to an airport. I was at least happy I wasn't a son of Poseidon, or else I'd be having trouble.

We snuck in the plane that was headed to New York, we got in the part where they keep the luggage. While we were there, we decided we needed to ste- I mean borrow without asking.

We also decided to play a game called surprise which we just made up. It was, we got some clothes from some random luggage and put our dirty clothes in it.

When the plane arrived, we waited until the doors opened and we sprinted out. Ha! Take that you fat police!

We got to the Empire State Building, and Annabeth told the guy to give her the key that led to the 600th floor. He told us there was no such thing, and Astra decided now was the time to bring out her dagger and said, "If you don't give us the stupid key, you'll be the cause of war between the Olympians."
The man nodded and gave her a golden key.

I smirked at her. "I like you even more." She rolled her eyes.

We got on the elevator and she inserted the key that automatically opened a box that held a button that read, 600th floor. She pushed and there was sudden jolt. We stumbled a bit and a few seconds later, we were at Olympus.

It was just then I realized that I hadn't gotten Hades Helm of Darkness, and the Master Bolt.

We walked up the steps as Astra began pulling pulling something out of her backpack. It was the Master Bolt.

"How did you go it?" I asked her.

"Well, I saw Ares had a bag of some sort and saw so.thing glowing. So I went over and found this." She gestured to the Bolt.

"Okay, so we have the Bolt, but we still have to find the helm." Annabeth said.

"Well, at least there's no deadline unlike this one." Astra said as we arrived at the end of the staircase.

"C'mon, let's go give my step-dad his Master Bolt."

Sorry I'm late on this, but yeah. Stuff.
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