There was nothing like having a god scream where his helm of darkness was.

Okay, you guys should've guessed that, that was sarcasm.

"Uh, I don't know. I was only told in a dream that the bag had the lightning bolt. If I had known where it is, I would brought it with me. But I don't due to the lack of the information on weekly stolen items." I said one third lying, one third telling the truth, and the last third filled with sassyness.

"Well then," Hades said sitting back on his throne calmly.
"Would you heroes want something before you leave?"
Annabeth replied no, but Astra said, "Can I have my dead kitten back." Everyone just stared at her, though ignored us.
"It's been so long since he died, and I want him back. He's what I want. Could you please give me my cat back from the grave?" Astra pleaded the Lord of the Dead.
He stared at her for a long time before saying yes.
She jumped up and down happily.
"But," Hades began, "your cat will be a skeleton. Is this okay?"
Astra nodded, "I don't care. I want my kitten back."
Hades nodded and a crack appeared from the floor and the skeleton of a cat emerged.
"Come here, Billy, come here." She said cooing at the thing.

"Anything else?" He asked.
"Actually Lord Hades, may I talk to you in private?"
He nodded and we left the throne room with two confused girls.

"So, what did you want to talk to me about?" Hades asked when they had reached a different location.
He had one if the ghost servants to bring him tea. We sat down in a small table in Persephone's garden. It was truly beautiful. So many types of flowers, all that I wish I could give to Brace if she were here but I knew that Hades would kill me, and so would Persephone for ruining her garden.
Once we got them, I said, "About your children."
Hades almost spit out the tea he was drinking.
I couldn't blame him. If I had children I would keep it a secret. But of course, I wouldn't due to the following reasons:
(1) Bianca would kill me if I cheated in her.
(2) Nico would do the same for the same reason as Bianca.
(3) even if I didn't cheat on her, Nico would've killed me anyways.
(4) I'm too young.
(5) even if I'm old enough, my friends would congratulate me, and threaten me.
(6) Bianca would have mood swing and I do t wanna deal with that.
So yeah, I have a list for six reasons and stuff.
"What do you mean child. I have no children."
I looked him, because I knew he was lying.
"Look, lord Hades. I know that you know I'm the son of Hera, so you must be curious on how I'm her son, and not another god or goddesses." I said.
He pondered on this.
"Okay, I'll talk about my children if you tell me how your the son of my sister."
We made a deal.
"Okay, I know you children. Bianca and Nico di Angelo. I know information on them and everything. But I'm asking if you could take them out of Lotus casino. Please lord Hades." I pleaded.
"Alright. But know you are going to tell me about how your my sisters son."
I nodded and said, "I was born to my biological mom. But she had died before I remember. So Hera had taken pity one and made me her child. Soon, I was given fake memories, and taken to another family. Then I came to camp half blood and everything else. How I know this? Well, when I was sleeping in a sleeping bag Chiron gave me, she gave me a dream that told me everything about me. So technically I'm not her son. I'm adopted meaning she didn't break her vow, but I'm still her son."
He nodded and rose from his seat.
"Come with me, Perseus. I'll take you to your friends."
I nodded and let him lead me to the throne room.

We left and promised to give him back his helm of darkness.
We had just left the underworld when we heard a familiar voice behind them.
"So you survived, half-brother? Well, sorry but you'll have to die."
We turned around to see Ares. In all his stupid glory.

I finished! Woo-hoo! So yeah, I'm sorry for the long wait, but I was even busier than usual.
I mean, signing up for band, getting ready to end school and stuff.
So yeah,
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