ANON:
ur hair looked cuTE today tae!!

ANON:
what did u do with it ???

YOU:
i

YOU:
wore it

ANON:
iT SUITS YOU

YOU:
alright what do you want

ANON:
to talk to my #1 school buddy chum pal and find out about his day and how his magnificent eyebrows fared during today's humidity

YOU:
my day was shitty as hell and my eyebrows are 😩👏💯 as usual

YOU:
can you leave now

ANON:
): what was wrong with your day?

YOU:
nothing

ANON:
then y so 😱😢😭😓🤧

ANON:
(the sneezing emoji is bc i saw u sneeze like 2093182741 times today are you sick ???)

YOU:
i'm not sick but your concern is appreciated

ANON:
are u deadass

YOU:
yes im really not sick

ANON:
"your concern is appreciated"

ANON:
d e a d a s s

YOU:
yeah....?

ANON:
kkkkouhai nnnever imimimagined such a ggglglorious day would cccome ☺️😚💓 in wwwhich senpai would uuutter such hhheartfelt wowowords 😍😳💞

YOU:
okay you're fucking annoying

ANON:

ANON:

ANON:
and ten years later....they're married 🤔

YOU:
wow you predicted the future i'm 🙄 in awe 😬

ANON:
🤚 gimme dat ring

YOU:
💍

ANON:
JHDBCAWDKM IM BLUSHING

ANON:
OKAY MY TURN ☺️💍

YOU:
🖕

ANON:
😰 how rude

YOU:
(-:

ANON:
okay but lets rewind a lil ,,,

ANON:
what was wrong with your day?

YOU:
nothing

ANON:
then why the Sad Puppy Face™ :(

YOU:
because there was nothing right with my day either

YOU:
there's just

YOU:
never anything good going on in my life

ANON:
but at least there's nothing bad, right?

ANON:
aW CMON don't leave me on read for that D:

YOU:
the fact that there's nothing good is an automatic bad, okay?

ANON:
i dunno man,,,,,,,it could be worse yanno

YOU:
worse?

YOU:
i'm a sixteen yr old with no friends and literally rock bottom grades, i'd like to see how this could get worse

ANON:
don't exaggerate kiddo

ANON:
you're a clever guy, if you worked at it your grades could really improve

YOU:
i do work hard

ANON:
work harder.

ANON:
and "no friends" hm what about that guy you hang out with sometimes

ANON:
min yyyy help me out jhdbcgehamcgw

YOU:
yoongi

YOU:
yeah it's just great when your one friend neglects you 90% of the time and basically just seems to want to get rid of you but is too pussy to say it!

ANON:
yikes i thought yall were besties

YOU:
haha sure

YOU:
.....fuck. wait

YOU:
yoongi has been my friend for ages and he's actually stuck by me and wow i should be more grateful for that but no instead i'm here degrading him to some random stranger

ANON:
stop talking bout yoongi im gettin 😤 jealous 😡

YOU:
i just attained fucking enlightenment oh my god i love yoongi

ANON:
slips off ring

YOU:
like i mean he doesn't really care about having friends but he still befriended me so???

ANON:
throws on ground

YOU:
am i that special? this is so touching omg

ANON:
we're over

YOU:
thank you

ANON:
thank me?

ANON:
or are you still talking about your precious yoong boong :/

YOU:
no you

YOU:
i'm like so happy rn i just wanna 🤗😊😛😘😁💘😃🙃😀💖😆💘😝💗💞

ANON:
aw

ANON:
you're welcome, then (:

ANON:
now let's try this one more time

ANON:
💍

YOU:
oH WILL YOU LOOK 🚀✈️ AT THE 🏃‍🏃‍♀️💃 TIME ⌚️⏰🕰

ANON:
🙂🔫