ANON:
father i am here to confess my sins

ANON:
father

ANON:
pops

ANON:
dad

ANON:
--dy 😜

YOU:
you're gross

ANON:
my daddy kink sensors aren't picking anything up issa shame 😔

YOU:
grosser

ANON:
wait until u hear my sins (;

YOU:
bring it in my son

ANON:
i

ANON:
............watch dubbed anime 😳🙄

YOU:
my dude you are going to h e l l

ANON:
tell me about it :,)

ANON:
ok but fr i gotta own up to some thangs

YOU:
who the hell you are maybe????????

ANON:
not today my boy

YOU:
frickle frack

ANON:
aNYWAYS

ANON:
im sure you've been wondering abt what i was rambling about during our first memorable encounter !!!!

YOU:
these eyebrows u mean

ANON:
would lick 10/10

YOU:
you would lick my eyebrows

ANON:
👅💦

YOU:
again you are g r o s s

ANON:
kkkk bUT that's not what i'm here for

ANON:
i'm talking abt the whole phone contacts number jizz

ANON:
jAZZ**** OHM YGOF D

YOU:
awww for such a perverted ass you seem to get pretty flustered over a dirty typo

ANON:
shut ur hoe

ANON:
HOLE***** WHAT INT HE WORLD

YOU:
cute

ANON:
sh u t

ANON:
just lend me ur ears for one minute like pls 😞

YOU:
ok 👅👅

YOU:
fudkcmd i meant 👂👂

ANON:
how.....how did you mess that up

YOU:
maybe i didn't (;

ANON:
.

ANON:
it's astounding how gay we sound

YOU:
😘

ANON:
okay you're in a good mood today

YOU:
omg i guess i am yayyy!! :D

ANON:
so what happened hm ??

YOU:
something kinda weird

YOU:
whatever it's nothing you'll call me dumb

ANON:
i wOULD NEVER😨😱DREAM OF😤🤐UTTERING SUCH😡😖PROFANITIES😤😵

YOU:
you're so bad at emoji-ing lmaoooo

ANON:
i learned from the best 😉

YOU:
was that

YOU:
was that an insult to my emoji-ing

YOU:
uh hello ????

ANON:
sorry i was searching for a shrugging emoji why isn't there a shrugging emoji

YOU:
i dunno man 🤷‍♀️ why isn't there a shrugging emoji ???? 🤷‍♂️ what a sad life we lead

ANON:
tru tru 😔

ANON:
wAIT THATS A SHRUGGING EMOJI WHERE DID U GET THAT

YOU:
im 283764% done with this conversation

ANON:
THIS CONVERSATION IS NOT OVER YOUNG MAN GET BACK HERE

ANON:
YOU STILL HAVE TO TELL ME BOUT THE WEIRD THING THAT HAPPENED !!!!

YOU:
it's honestly not a big deal i'm probably just overreacting

ANON:
ok

ANON:
so what !!! happened !!!!!

YOU:
some dude kinda

YOU:
talked to me

YOU:
like ok it was about studies but ???

YOU:
it felt pretty awesome, like he was super nice about it and IDK

ANON:
hEY that's cool !!!!!!

ANON:
do u know his name ???

YOU:
yeah

YOU:
seokjin, we're actually in a lot of classes together

YOU:
i didn't even realize haha

ANON:
oh i know him !!!

ANON:
what did u think of him ??

YOU:
uh

YOU:
?????????

ANON:
like was he nice or ????

YOU:
yeah?

ANON:
anything else ???????

YOU:
um

YOU:
he was,,

ANON:
cute as heck i FEEL u man

YOU:
that's not.. what i was going to say???

ANON:
.

ANON:
y not

ANON:
isn't he cute 😥

YOU:
i guess?

ANON:
aHA THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY "YES BUT NOT AS CUTE AS BOB"

ANON:
I GOT U

YOU:
i

YOU:
i'm so confused can i leave

ANON:
w AIT

ANON:
I STILL GOTTA FESS UP REMEMBER !!1!!!1!!1!

YOU:
are you ok

ANON:
YEAOH

ANON:
OKAY SO

ANON:
LET ME PUT U TO A TEST!!!

ANON:
HOW DO U THINK IM TEXTING U FROM A NUMBER DIFFERENT FROM THE ONE OF MINE THAT YOU HAVE SAVED ON UR PHONE??????

ANON:
TICK TOCK

YOU:
uh

ANON:
TICKTOCKTICKTOCKTICKTOCKTCKITOKCTKCIOTKC

YOU:
i give up how

ANON:
ehehe

ANON:
EHEHHEHEHHEHEHE

YOU:
i'm so terrified right now you don't understand

ANON:
I GOT

ANON:
TWO

YOU:
anon N O

ANON:
PHONES

ANON:
ONE FOR THE PLUG

YOU:
,,and one for the load

ANON:
I GOT TWO PHONES

YOU:
oNE FOR THE BITCHES

ANON:
AND ONE FOR THE DOUGH

YOU:
THINK I NEED TWO MORE

ANON:
LINE BUMPING IM RING RING RINGING

YOU:
COUNTING MONEY WHILE THEY RING R

YOU:
.

YOU:
this

YOU:
never happened

ANON:
TRAP JUMPING IM 💍 💍 💍ING

ANON:
DONT LEAVE ME HANGIBGNJ TAEHYUJMG

ANON:
I GOTR

ANON:
T WO

ANON:
PHNjdm akn