ANON:
my heart yearns to see you, my love

ANON:
a whole weekend without catching a glimpse of you...forty-eight hours....

ANON:
the cruelty of the schooling system, to grant us two days holiday in a week

ANON:
how am i to survive?

ANON:
my life has suddenly lost all meaning....how am i to pour my cereal and milk when i know it won't be followed by seeing your smile, if not for a fleeting moment?

ANON
change contact name :
A NUN|

A NUN:
what is the purpose of taking a shower if my stench cannot affect your nostrils from this terrible, this excruciatingly painful distance between us?

A NUN:
and what is the point of me racking my brains to type out all this beautiful tear-jerking material when you just leave 👏 me 👏 on 👏 fucking 👏 read 👏

YOU:
🤧😷🤐

A NUN:
gesundheit

YOU:
🕴💃🕺🏼

A NUN:
can u stop using emojis and say something???? smh

YOU:
i ca rnt

A NUN:
and why not

YOU:
becuas e its s ofubkci mg f UNH NY

A NUN:
wow

A NUN:
w o w

A NUN:
you should take heartfelt confessions more seriously like,,

A NUN:
my feelings are hurt 😣💔

YOU:
not the confession like sure that was funny too but T H I S

YOU:
KAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

A NUN:
..if you hadn't left me on read i would've gone on to talk about ur heavenly laughter but ig not

YOU:
UR CONTACT NAME IS OFFICIALLY L I T 🔥🔥🔥

A NUN:
G ASP

A NUN:
😧 diD YOU DARE CHANGE IT 😦

YOU:
ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS O HMY OGSD

YOU:
IT ADDS SPICE TO UR DRY AF MSGS

A NUN:
you know wh a t 😠 ima change ur contact name too 😡

A NUN:
h A

YOU:
lmao what did you change it to

A NUN:
⚠️ you may cry

A NUN:
so it used to be TAE TAE 💖💞

A NUN:
but now,

A NUN:
now it's just TAE TAE 🖤

A NUN:
a fucking black heart

A NUN:
a representation of our deep dark love

YOU:
ouch

A NUN:
hurts doesn't it 🤗

YOU:
actually,

YOU:
N O YOUR CONTACT NAME IS JUST SO FUCKIFGN FUNNY I CANT GET OVER THE PURE GENIUS OF IT I
✓READ

YOU:
wh a t
✓READ

YOU:
you did n o t
✓READ

YOU:
hey stop it
✓READ

YOU:
OH MY GOD ILL CHANGE IT BACK JUST
✓READ

YOU:
I CHANGED IT BACK HEY

A NUN:
don't lie to me

YOU:
i did omg i'm serious

A NUN:
:-\

YOU:
.....jesus chr

A NUN
change contact name :
ANON|

ANON:
put a heart next to it

YOU:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA no
✓READ

YOU:
OH MY GOD OKAY ILL DO IT
✓READ

ANON
change contact name :
ANON 💚|

ANON 💚:
good boy :)

YOU:
do you have some kind of sixth sense when it comes to contact names bc i am SHOOK

ANON 💚:
wink 😉 wonk 😜

YOU:
you annoy me 😒

ANON 💚:
you love me 😏

YOU:
don't copy me u nun

ANON 💚:
did u know the word nun is basically the letter n doing a somersault

YOU:
wh a t

YOU:
nun

YOU:
yOURE RIGHT IM WT F

ANON 💚:
wonk 😜 wink 😉

YOU:
goodbye im done you fucking nun

ANON 💚:
i do not appreciate such vile language 🙏😦

ANON 💚:
yooOo that rhymed tho waddup!!!!!!!

YOU:
i'm Done™

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1.1k + #26 this is riDICULOUS THANK U GUYS SOMUC H

+ ive pretty much finished this in my drafts?? thats why it says 33 parts lmaoo