YOU:
GUESJFH WHGR T

ANON 💚:
🚨🚨🚨💄🚨 aLERT THE FUCKING MEDIA KIM TAEHYUNG STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH ME❗️❗️❗️❗️1️⃣❗️1️⃣1️⃣❗️❗️❗️❗️1️⃣❗️❗️

YOU:
OK BUT

YOU:
GU ES S

YOU:
WHA T

ANON 💚:
WHAT IS IT OMDG F

YOU:
THIS GUY

YOU:
LIKE DROP DEAD G O R G E O U S BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT!!!!

YOU:
THIS GUY IN MY BIO CLASS T A L K E D TO ME!!!!!!!!!

YOU:
AND IT WASNT LIKE SEOKJIN OK!!!! BC HE TALKED TO ME FOR N O REASON AT A L L!!!!!!!!!!

YOU:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ANON 💚:
aaaaaaaaaaa

YOU:
...i thought you'd be happy for me

ANON 💚:
i am !

ANON 💚:
like my caps lock button is kinda glitchy atm lmaoo

YOU:
aLERT THE FUCKING MEDIA KIM TAEHYUNG STARTED A CONVERSA

ANON 💚:
ok ok u got me

ANON 💚:
i just get jelly when you talk abt other boiz to me taehyung 😔😳

ANON 💚:
whats his name hm [strokes edge of scythe casually]

YOU:
i

YOU:
don't know

ANON 💚:
what

YOU:
i was just so awestruck 😩👏 by his voice 😔💯 by his aura 👌🔥 by h i m

ANON 💚:
but his name....how could u not ask.....for his....name...

YOU:
i was hoping u could tell me

ANON 💚:
what

YOU:
okay look im done playin

YOU:
i know that was you so just come out with it, what is your name

ANON 💚:
wait

ANON 💚:
did you just assume that some random drop dead gorgeous stranger was m e

YOU:
um who else would talk to me for no reason whatsoever?

ANON 💚:
i'm like honored that my personality makes you assume my looks to be spectacular nd stuff but

ANON 💚:
that wasn't me like, i didn't even have biology today

ANON 💚:
though i bet i'm more 😩👏😔💯👌🔥 than him

YOU:
.....so wait

ANON 💚:
ye

YOU:
wai r

ANON 💚:
ok

YOU:
WA I T

ANON 💚:
🔪 yes

YOU:
ARE YOIU TELLHIF GM E THT SOME RAN D OJM A+ HUNKAROO TALKERD TO ME FOTR N O RDEASON ATR AL L

ANON 💚:
if he's a+ you're a+++++ just sayin 😐

YOU:
THIDNS IS UNBLEIVALB E

YOU:
IM SCORINGF MIRABCLES EBERYD AY ?????

YOU:
what a weird coincidence that this started happening just after i started texting you huh..

ANON 💚:
i guess that makes me your fairy godmother 💫✨

YOU:
me: oh how cool is that! haha
narrator: taehyung is devastated.......

ANON 💚:
🐉 fak u