ANON 💚:
taeeeee 💕

YOU:
what

ANON 💚:
whats uppppp 💕

YOU:
nothing

ANON 💚:
okayyyyy 💕

ANON 💚:
hey hey did you find out what the bio class kid's name is???

YOU:
yes

ANON 💚:
what is it !!!!!

ANON 💚
change contact name :
HOSEOK|

YOU:
shut up

HOSEOK:
ur wish is my command 🤐

YOU:
no

YOU:
shut up

YOU:
you really think i don't know that that was you?

HOSEOK:
ffs not this again i

HOSEOK:
taehyung istg that wASNT M E OMG

YOU:
i don't need you to try and make me feel better by pretending to show an interest in me okay?

YOU:
i don't need your fucking pity hoseok

HOSEOK:
oh come on you know thats bullshit

HOSEOK:
taehyung listen to me

HOSEOK
block this contact?
YES | NO

HOSEOK:
remember what i told you?

HOSEOK:
that we've texted for a project before?? i was on a different number????

HOSEOK:
taehyung, have you ever texted hoseok? hell do you even have hoseok's NUMBER?

HOSEOK
block this contact?
YES | NO

HOSEOK:
you know, your first assumption when someone shows a genuine interest in you shouldn't be that they're faking it.

HOSEOK:
maybe that's why you're not good at making friends

HOSEOK:
anyone in their right mind would want to be friends with you, taehyung.

HOSEOK
change contact name :
ANON|

YOU:
sorry that was dumb

ANON:
my lil bean !!!! iSSOK

ANON:
so what did hoseok do that got u so worked up eyyyy 😏🍑

YOU:
he

YOU:
anon you don't understand he s t a r e d at me for the longest time and and like i knew he was staring but i was too scared to meet his eyes but then i finally did and he didnt even look away he just smiled and it was like the gods were showering hot dogs on me id never felt so Blessed

ANON:
wow youre actually like

ANON:
a lot gayer than i thought

YOU:
happy 👏 realization 👏

YOU:
but fuck fudkfmc k f UCKi highkey still thoguth it was yoy so i was a lil rude omfghjs like he saifd hi to me afte class ad i just nodded wtf nd then he f u c k i n g s a i d "my name's hoseok!" LIKE DID I ASK CUTIE

ANON:
i think he likes you

YOU:
omg yOU THI NJK SO????

ANON:
how did you reply?

YOU:
i said

YOU:
"ok"

ANON:
o...k

YOU:
L OOK AT IT FGROM MY POV OK I W AS LIEK FUCKIGNS EMBARSSDE AND ANNOYEFD BC I THGOHUT U WERE TALKIBNGF TO ME OUT OF PITY + HIGHKEYF INTIMDITATD BC U WERE HO T

YOU:
BUT IT WASNRT YOU HOMLY C OW IT WAS HOESDOK AND HE TALKDED TO M E HE SMBILED AT M E HE

ANON:
again you're like so gay

YOU:
i'm sorry am i making you uncomfortable

YOU:
like you are gay right

ANON:
idk

YOU:
wHAT !!!! DOES THE 💍 ON MY 🖕 MEAN THEN

YOU:
or holy sh i t are you a girl gdnfhdKASJN

ANON:
with a dicc like this?? 😰

YOU:
then why are you always complimenting me and calling me cute like youre not even ga y

ANON:
because it's true and it's a free country and i'll say whatever i want u hot bun 😤

ANON:
yanno

ANON:
i didn't see you getting this excited when seokjin talked to you 🤔

YOU:
THIS IS DIFFERENT

YOU:
HOSEOK HAD N O REASON TO LOOK AT ME OR GIVE ME ATTENTION OR TALK TO ME BUT HE DID HE DID A L L O F T H A T

YOU:
BESIDES NOTHING CAN COMPETE WITH HOSEOKS ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY G L O W I N G SMILE OK NOT EVEN SEOKJIN

ANON:
🤧 #teamseokjin 🙄

YOU:
YOUVE NEVER SEEN HOSEOK MY MAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE UP AGAINST

ANON:
🤷🏼‍♀️ i do know that seokjin is an actual angel fallen from the heavens so 🤷🏻‍♀️

YOU:
WELL HOSEOK IS A GOD

ANON:
wELL SEOKJIN IS A PRINCE

YOU:
GOD > PRINCE ?????

ANON:
A COMMON MISCONCEPTION

YOU:
anon im sorry to say this but

YOU:
i think this could mean an end to things between us 😔

ANON:
no taehyung

ANON:
this means fucking WAR.