Me: Gideon, why did you want Mabel to marry you so bad?
Gideon: *awkwardly fiddles with Journal 2* No reason. I just like her.
Me: *grabs Journal 2* Tell me. I know there's more.
Gideon: That's all. That's it. Nothing more. *gives puppy dog eyes* May I go now, pwetty pwease?
Me: *smacks Gideon* NO! TELL ME THE REAL REASON YOU DATED MABEL!
Gideon: Ow! Jeez, fine. *looks at Dipper and Mabel* But do they have to be here?
Dipper: *frowning* We have to be here. We're always here.
Mabel: This is The Mystery Shack! WE WORK HERE.
Gideon: Alright, alright! I knew Dipper had Journal 3. I only tried to date Mabel because he had it. I also kind of liked her. Can I leave now?
Me: *grabs Gideon and throws him out of The Mystery Shack* Yes. Get out. I hope I never think of an ask or dare involving you ever again.