Me: Why did you always stay so close to Dipper the night that ghost came alive and tried to kill you and your family?
Pacifica: *blushing in embarrassment* W-what do you mean? I don't like Dipper! You have no proof I stayed close to him all night that night!
Me: *shows her episode* Yeah, I do.
Pacifica: Uh, well... H-he was the one who knew what to do! I, uh, j-just wanted to stay safe!
Me: SPILL THE BEANS! SPILL THE BEANS!
Pacifica: *looks at Dipper* Okay, I like him! Like, like him, like him! *angry* There, you got your answer!
Me: SAY IT, SAY IT, SAY IT!
Pacifica: *angry* Okay, okay! I... I love him! I have a crush on him! *walks away angrily* Whatever.
Me: OOH! DIPPER! PACIFICA LIKES YOU!I
Dipper: WAATT!?!?!? BUT... SHE'S... PACIFICA!
Pacifica: EXCUSE ME!? DID YOU JUST...!?