Magnus dared me to seduce Merida - appeal to her inner lesbian. Despite being straight it won't be too far out of my comfort zone and I don't believe that this violates my beliefs.
Disclaimer: I got Aamir's blessing, and I won't let it get far enough to break my religion. Im still very much in love with my husband-to-be, this is just going to be fun.

Me: Hey Mal!
Mal: Sam! Alex is in her room.
Me: actually, I'm here for you
Mal: ...what? We're not friends.
Me: we so are! I'm just not as close to you as my sister or Magnus.
Me *bits lip*
Me *smiles flirtaciously*
Mal: ...sam?
Me: Mallory.
Me *brings out a single flower*
Mal *laughs*: Where were you keeping that?
Me: in the closet
Mal: wha-OH
Mal: so...what?
Me: Mallory Keen.
Mal *stands up, blushing*
Me: you're so beautiful.
Mal: *blushes harder*
Mal: you're engaged
Me: Not any more
Mal: I'm so sorry
Me: don't be
Me: I'm free now
Me *leans in*
Mal *leans up*
Me *with our lips almost touching, her hands around me* *whispers*: Mallory
Mal: yeah?
Me *yanks back*: PRANKED
Mal: WHAT THE FUCK
Me *flies out the window and back to earth*
Me *sits down*
Me *has a minor crisis about my sexuality*
Me: Bi?