This should be fun.

Me: *goes to Loki's cave*
Loki: TRAITOR DAUGHTER
Me: piss off old man
Loki: YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO DIE
Me *hums ABBA*
Loki: YOU SHALL PERISH IN RAGNAROK
Me *takes out head-shaver and plugs it into the snake*
Snake *laughs*
Sigyn *isn't there*
Loki: NOT MY HAIR! I BEG OF YOU! DON'T TOUCH IT!!
Me *gets an idea*
Me *shaves a strip down the middle*
Me *shaves the rest into a mullet*
Me *hums ABBA louder*
Loki *dies*
Me: that's that sorted
Me: did I just murder Loki and therefore save the universe?
Me: i don't get paid enough