been working on some of my old drafts just to feel something these days

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Fuck Witcha

Lui: okay so like at what point of being ghosted do you accept that youve been ghosted

Moo: im sick of the melodrama just talk your shit

Moo: whos ghosting you

Lui: we are just gonna pretend that evan hasnt been dodging our calls and texts for like a month and a half???

Four07: lui come on

Lui: no dude like ik he needed space but like seriously? radio fucking silence??

Lui: and we've barely heard anything from brian either i mean arent they roommates?? so what the fuck is going on

Moo: dude that doesnt mean you were ghosted he literally just needs space??

Four07: yeah dude come on that isnt cool

Kryoz: kind of a low blow too

Moo: whatever theyre doing is probably fine

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: yea lui they just need space

WildHoe: nothing wrong with needing space dude

Lui: for this long? yeah fucking right

Fitz: just lay off dude why is this such a big deal for you

Lui: why am i the only one questioning things???

WildHoe: bc the rest of us understand wtf goes on??

WildHoe: it was a traumatic event i think theyre allowed to process it however they need to

Four07: yeah and especially evan

Kryoz: dude he was literally drugged in his own apartment by brians ex bf like what??? a deranged guy has a crazy obsession with you and youre supposed to just get over it???

Lui: well at least brian could loop us in every once in a while not go radio silent too

Lui: evan was already pretty touch and go so what does it matter

Moo: hey what the fuck does that mean

Lui: its nothing bad its just id expect him to go silent but not brian

Kryoz: dude why does it matter so bad to you

Lui: i just dont want the group to fall apart bc of this little thing i mean we've been such a tight knit group for years

BasicallyIGetFucked: it wont okay they just need some time itll be fine

Lui: yeah well needing time is just code for im never talking to you again in fact i hope you eat shit and die

Lui: doesnt that sound familiar

Jon: dude they just need space i mean we KNOW evan is coming back at least

Kryoz: oh so you can be civil and considerate

Jon: can we talk about that later?

Fitz: yea john not the time

Four07: ???

Four07: wait why is there beef

Jon: nothing there is no beef

Kryoz: oh im sure

Jon: it was a heat of the moment disagreement okay? trust me i dont harbor any kind of grudge

Four07: yeah im interested way more in whatever this is

Terroriser: oh it only took a couple weeks for you to gain some sense did it

Jon: brian lets talk about this later, okay? i was stupid and i said stupid things and im really sorry, okay? lets talk this out later.

Four07: im sorry what needs to be talked out?? you guys fought about something????

BasicallyIGetFucked: do we need to bring back the subject of secret gcs???

WildHoe: theres no secret gc

Kryoz: theres no secret gc

Moo: theres no secret gc

Fitz: theres no secret gc

Four07: yeah im not believing you guys anymore

Terroriser: if you guys MUST know i have a perfectly reasonable explanation for why ive been absent AND why evan has been gone as well

Lui: oh yeah im sure

Four07: dude

Lui: im sorry but theres no way he has a good excuse

Terroriser: well not only did me and ev move apartments

Terroriser: but evan also made the decision to check himself into a mental health facility

Terroriser: all he allowed me to share was that after the incident he had sort of a paranoid breakdown and realized that he actually needed help, so thats where hes been the past month or so

Terroriser: he hasnt had access to more than a landline a couple times a week and we've only talked for a max of twenty minutes each time

Terroriser: ive visited a couple times and hes actually doing a lot better and should be out really soon- its been really stressful for me so i havent been reaching for my phone, and also partly in solidarity with evan

Terroriser: so if youre gonna be mad about radio silence just be mad at me, not him

Four07: wow

Four07: thats kinda heavy

BasicallyIGetFucked: brian are you okay???

Lui: wow youre right guys

Lui: im sorry i was beinf a dick

Lui: brian are you okay??

Terroriser: yeah im okay

Terroriser: doing a lot better since we checked evan in to be honest

Terroriser: i know that sounds bad but you guys werent there

Terroriser: everyday it was getting worse and worse and i couldnt watch it anymore but i didnt want to suggest the facility bc i didnt know how evan would take it so when he suggested it i felt so relieved and scared but now that hes there i feel so much better

Kryoz: oh im so sorry brian

Moo: we couldve helped?

Terroriser: i dont think so

Terroriser: you really dont get how bad it was

Terroriser: it felt like i was gonna lose my mind too if i spent enough time listening to him

Terroriser: but its okay now

Jon: im sorry you had to go through that, i didnt think about it like that before, and again im really sorry dude

Four07: wow

Four07: all my problems seem so small all of a sudden

WildHoe: craig did all that?

Terroriser: well evan has always had his struggles, as we know

Terroriser: that mustve just been his breaking point

Four07: okay ngl now i feel bad talking about him....

Lui: totally

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ISTG

RoastMasterV2: hey guys whats going on

Moo: EVANNNNN

Kryoz: MY KING HAS RETURNEDDDDD

Fitz: wait didnt brian just say in the main chat that you werent due back for a few more weeks

RoastMasterV2: i was let out yesterday lmao

RoastMasterV2: ive just taught brian how to lie for fun

WildHoe: holy shit

RoastMasterV2: oh yeah i heard u were here now

Fitz: how was lock up

RoastMasterV2: ugh i hope i never see another blue lunch tray in my LIFE

RoastMasterV2: but it was pretty good ngl like aside from losing my mind it was chill

Terroriser: im glad losing your mind was pretty chill for you meanwhile i was losing it myself

Terroriser: good thing ur hot enough to lose my mind for

RoastMasterV2: oh really? is that like a turn on for you or something?

Fitz: ok knowing that youre probably right next to each other while youre flirting in the gc is painful

Kryoz: i think its sweet they make me believe love is real

WildHoe: well thats not hurtful at all

Kryoz: im not getting into it with you again

RoastMasterV2: well thats all well and good but what did i miss

Terroriser: well surely you missed me right???

RoastMasterV2: not everything is about you babe

RoastMasterV2: but ofc i missed you wth

Kryoz: awwwwww

WildHoe: so this is what i was missing the whole time ??

WildHoe: honestly i mightve broken up with craig way sooner if i saw all this

RoastMasterV2: maybe we should all have a movie night at our new place

RoastMasterV2: this gc only tho- super exclusive

Terroriser: but we HAVE to keep quiet about all this like they are on the verge of finding out about this chat

Terroriser: like literally how would we explain it

Kryoz: witness protection

RoastMasterV2: ive changed my identity enough times in my life

Kryoz: the lore drop??!?

Terroriser: thats old news wdym

Fitz: the boyfriend privileges??!?!

Terroriser: evan and i have a lot of trust in one another theres nothing wrong with that

WildHoe: yea if i was jon id lose my mind too

Kryoz: truly nothing worse than seeing your ex be better off without you

RoastMasterV2: does no one have anything better to talk about?? im gone for a little bit abd suddenly this chat is on the verge of exposure??? have you people never even TRIED to keep a secret before

Kryoz: its harder than it looks!!

RoastMasterV2: do you know how many opportunities ive had to reveal so many secrets and catch people off guard yet i dont? yall just lack discipline

Fitz: why do people tell you so much shit if u hold it against them

RoastMasterV2: i dont hold it against them i just keep it stored away in my head and pull it out when people conveniently forget that i know it

Terroriser: babe have i told you anything that could be potentially used against me if the time comes

RoastMasterV2: well you'll find out if the time comes then wont you

Terroriser: so no one else sees how hot this is?

Kryoz: im real happy for you buddy hes definitely a keeper

Kryoz: (im fearing for my life)

Moo: yeah im sure evan wont have to worry about using any of those secrets anytime soon

Moo: (same dude)

Fitz: (you know they can read this, right?)

WildHoe: (i too am scared wtf)

RoastMasterV2: so am i meant to pretend ur not talking about me when im right here or?

Terroriser: yea they do that a lot

Terroriser: they might have gotten a little comfortable while we were away

Terroriser: but anyways when do we wanna plan movie night

WildHoe: oh my god they are literally the same person

Moo: yeah im starting to regret all those times i said brian wasnt scary

Kryoz: well its not like we didnt expect this i mean they spend like every single second together

RoastMasterV2: i barely spent any time with him the past month and a half !!

Kryoz: you were in JAIL

Terroriser: it was NOT jail he was getting HELP

RoastMasterV2: nah it was jail fr

Terroriser: youre not helping

Terroriser: it was not an actual jail tho

RoastMasterV2: the law could never catch me anyway

WildHoe: yea idk if ur being fr or not and im too scared to find out

Terroriser: i wouldnt let them get you ev

Fitz: brian is so down bad

Terroriser: and you spend more time yapping in our gcs than texting your boyfriend because???

Fitz: HES IN THE STATES FOR BUSINESS OKAY HES NOT EVEN HERE

Kryoz: thats literally even more reason to text him??

Fitz: yeah i checked and he texted yesterday i should rlly reply

Moo: how have you guys not broken up yet

RoastMasterV2: yeah its just a huge mystery isnt it

Kryoz: yeah theres no way ur not up to something

Fitz: u guys are so unsupportive

Kryoz: why would we support you being a terrible bf??

WildHoe: yeah i mean even craig would text me back tf

Moo: thats gotta hurt being compared to the worst guy we know

Fitz: honestly i may need therapy just to unpack that

RoastMasterV2: therapy is pretty chill ngl

Moo: i feel like we're seeing a whole new evan

Kryoz: but he feels more evil than before somehow

Terroriser: guys hes NOT evil tf

Kryoz: ofc YOUD say that

Moo: yeah brian ur bf is a mastermind theres no denying it

Terroriser: didnt realize it was a crime to be smart smh

RoastMasterV2: yeah pretty hard to believe i dont even have a degree im just naturally this smart

Terroriser: so right babe