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Moo: alright ill just say it

Moo: the way brian threatened jon was incredibly hot and im a LITTLE jealous that evan gets that all to himself

Kryoz: theres something so satisfying watching someone defend their partner to their ex who treated them horribly i AGREE

Fitz: okay glad i wasnt the only one like holy shit?????

Moo: only thing is idk if jon will say anything about this chat to the others

Kryoz: yeah

Kryoz: idk i dont think he'll say anything i mean he rlly has nothing to gain from it and if he does we'll just argue against him

Fitz: you think he took screenshots of this chat tho??? like what if he has proof it exists what do we say

Kryoz: fuck

Kryoz: honestly lets see what brian thinks bc maybe he has a plan

Terroriser: actually i do

Terroriser: but first I have an update

Terroriser: evan is coming home in about two weeks

Moo: yo thats awesome dude!

Kryoz: thats so hot and sexy of him

Terroriser: okay ignoring that for the moment

Fitz: so ig everything went well???

Terroriser: yeah all the nurses and everyone told me hes doing really good and i talked to a few people earlier when i spoke with ev and they said that seeing me really brightened his spirits and hes on a good path to home as long as nothing crazy happens

Kryoz: nah evan might crash out lowkey thats kinda his style

Moo: i think hes pretty chill he can keep his cool

Fitz: literally what does he have to crash out about

Kryoz: mb im just dumb as hell

Terroriser: as for the thing with jon...

Kryoz: oh fuck bro

Moo: not the "..." we're fucked dawg

Fitz: why would you say that

Terroriser: i think it would be best to include tyler in this chat

Terroriser: i mean he DOES know about me and evan

Terroriser: i may have confessed out of complete anger when i found craig in my apartment

Kryoz: valid

Kryoz: id have told everyone personally so ur stronger than me

Terroriser: and surprisingly tyler hasnt said anything yet

Terroriser: however its risky bc hes kind of a flight risk withe the whole possibly bailing craig out of jail thing so idk

Kryoz: fuck bro

Fitz: okay wait adding tyler actually DOES make sense

Fitz: like having tyler on our side, with the craig of it all, could swing any potential revelation in our favor bc if craigs ex says that theyre not dating then that kinda says a lot right??

Moo: it just feels like a lot of risk to put on something that COULD happen yk like we dont actually know itll happen so why take the chance

Kryoz: but if we do nothing then we're risking the whole operation

Terroriser: from the conversations ev and i have had its not like we're blatantly trying to keep it a secret its just we dont want everyone up in our shit yk

Kryoz: yeah fs plus its like no ones business and you guys have enough going on rn

Kryoz: i dont see any problem with it bc its not like theres crazy sensitive information being shared here and if brian really needs to tell us something without tyler knowing then he'll text one of us and whoever can let the others know

Fitz: okay but if he already knows then whats the risk of bringing him in here??

Moo: what if he bails craig out SECRETLY and we bring him in and he suddenly has direct access to this chat

Moo: bc we know craig would catch wind of it

Kryoz: so youre saying we need to do a little INVESTIGATING????

Fitz: this guys so dramatic

Kryoz: lets set up a decoy chat

Fitz: the fuck????

Moo: decoy chat???

Kryoz: yes

Kryoz: so basically we make a chat that only has a couple people, and we add tyler to it as a way of screening him

Moo: so you want to test him?? what would we even use as the excuse for the chat

Kryoz: i had another idea but they might need to lock me up for it

Fitz: YOU WANT TO KILL HIM???!!?!!

Kryoz: NO

Kryoz: i want to text him one on one and try and get back together with him

Kryoz: bc even if craig is, tyler is NOT a cheater and he would tell me straight up

Fitz: have you considered the consequences if hes into it???

Kryoz: im prepared to take one for the team

Moo: wait who would be in the decoy chat tho??? if we're hiding the purpose of the chat then can brian or evan be in there??? like evan doesnt even have his phone rn

Fitz: why do neither of his ideas sound appealing

Terroriser: okay wait

Terroriser: i appreciate the sentiment that you'd get back with tyler to keep this secret....but the decoy chat could work

Terroriser: maybe you and brock can put tyler in a chat and "investigate" whats going on with me and ev.

Fitz: why cant i come

Terroriser: youd be too close to the case since you lived with us for a bit

Kryoz: yeah you'd make him sus

Fitz: and its NOT sus that only you two are investigating

Kryoz: where tf is your whimsy

Terroriser: well we either try the decoy chat or john might just have to start thinking about wedding vows

Moo: why are we jumping to marriage

Fitz: bc they were already in a long term relationship????

Moo: yeah but when youre dating and then you break up and then get back together later on it doesnt just keep going from where you left off?? youre different people now its like a whole new relationship

Kryoz: okay but thats how YOU see it

Kryoz: bc like didnt him and craig just pick up where they left off??

Moo: okay and look what happened to them

Kryoz: valid

Terroriser: can we stop arguing and actually do something about it or else im just gonna add him

Kryoz: mb king im dumb as hell

Kryoz: actually fuck the decoy im just gonna slide in the dms

Fitz: ill keep an eye on the gc for the good news

Moo: do we know if tyler is actually still into him??

Terroriser: idk actually

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Now showing private messages between Kryoz and WildHoe

Kryoz: yo are you good

Kryoz: PLEASE tell me you didnt bail ur ex out of jail

WildHoe: no i did not

Kryoz: are you lying to me rn

Kryoz: bc thats cool too i aint no snitch

WildHoe: no im not

WildHoe: i realized you guys were right

WildHoe: he made his bed

Kryoz: YEAHHHHHH FUCK HIMMMM

WildHoe: why are you even checking up on me

Kryoz: bc why wouldnt i

Kryoz: you think all that breakup mania shit was a joke or something? i care about you

WildHoe: but i was so horrible to you

Kryoz: eh. shit happens sometimes

WildHoe: i hurt you didnt i

Kryoz: yeah, but i forgive you

Kryoz: im not like evan and plot against anyone who has ever wronged me

Kryoz: im not mature enough for that

WildHoe: he what?

Kryoz: enough about him

Kryoz: so youre seriously going to let craig rot? youre not gonna bail him out

WildHoe: hes not my problem anymore so no

WildHoe: fuck him

Kryoz: thank fuck dude

Kryoz: bc i actually cant keep defending you

WildHoe: when did you ever defend me??

Kryoz: its too complicated to explain

Kryoz: bottom line, no bullshit, you're NEVER going to talk to that guy right??

WildHoe: not if i can help it

WildHoe: why?

Kryoz: i might be in love with you

Kryoz: actually wait can u give me a sec

WildHoe: ???????

WildHoe: you WHAT

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Kryoz has sent 3 attachments.

Kryoz: dont worry guys we're in the clear

Fitz: no SHOT this guy said "i think im in love with you" then said BRB

Moo: no fr thats DIABOLICAL

Terroriser: john ur the dumbest man alive

Kryoz: yeah im dumb as hell mb king

Kryoz: fuck i did tell him im in love with him huh

Kryoz: guys it was an honor serving with you

Moo: you are NOT a soldier going into battle

Kryoz: no ur right its worse

Kryoz: i just lost the idgaf war

Terroriser: i laughed ngl

Fitz: so u gonna answer him or????

Kryoz: bro i need a fucking minute okay

Kryoz: alright in going in

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Now showing private messages between Kryoz and WildHoe

Kryoz: okay im back

WildHoe: are you really just going to ignore what you said??

Kryoz: okay yes i said that i might be in love with you

WildHoe: thats it???

Kryoz: frankly theres not much else to say

Kryoz: unless you have something you wanna say about it?

WildHoe: ig i actually dont

WildHoe: not right now, at least

Kryoz: so whats the problem?

WildHoe: damn mb ig

Kryoz: yeah

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Kryoz has sent 1 attachment.

Kryoz: dw yall im goated

Moo: WTF IS THIS

Fitz: bro burnt the food

Moo: idek what to say

Moo: like genuinely what the hell is this

Terroriser: okay ignoring whatever the fuck goes on

Terroriser: im gonna add tyler

Moo: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SAFE SPACE

Fitz: maybe deez nuts could keep you safe

Moo: FUCK OFF EVERYONE THINKS YOU HAD SEX WITH JOHN

Fitz: DONT REMIND ME ????

Kryoz: dude i am RIGHT HERE ???

Moo: ik

Terroriser: theres gotta be something in the water these days what the hell

Terroriser: how am i meant to add this guy to the chat wtf

Fitz: honestly just add him bro i need to see this shit with my own eyes

Kryoz: idk why yall think i fumbled that was straight rizz

Moo: i might pick a fight with brian so i never have to associate with you people again

Fitz: "you people"

Moo: we're ALL white?????

Kryoz: i'll have you know im actually 2% puerto rican

Kryoz: okay i lied

WildHoe has been added to the chat.

WildHoe: uhhhh

Terroriser: hey tyler

Moo: FINALLY i couldnt listen to john anymore

Fitz: nah yk john is going back to yapping after this

WildHoe: wtf???

WildHoe: so there IS a secret gc???

WildHoe: wait im not getting involved in some weird orgy am i??

Terroriser: ew NO wtf

Terroriser: this is gc made specifically for people who Know

WildHoe: ????

WildHoe: know what

Moo: starting to think this guy might not know

Kryoz: yeah hes giving that vibe

WildHoe: why is john are here-

WildHoe: wtf is this??

Terroriser: all the people in this gc know that evan and i are dating you dumbass

WildHoe: oh!

WildHoe: OH

WildHoe: wait this is crazy i didnt realize so many people knew

Fitz: im still confused how you know tbh

Kryoz: ^^^^^^^

WildHoe: okay why does john know hes the biggest yapper here

Terroriser: unfortunately he WAS the first one we told

WildHoe: impressed and horrified actually

WildHoe: also ik bc 1) craig and 2) brian admitted it when he told craig to gtfo of his apartment

Moo: so craig basically

WildHoe: yeah

WildHoe: which was kinda long ago why am i barely here now??

Terroriser: well actually jon was also in here but we had a recent disagreement

WildHoe: meaning??

Moo has sent 6 attachments.

WildHoe: holy shit???

WildHoe: brian rlly went to war huh

Terroriser: we just had a disagreement

WildHoe: wait so why isnt evan here???

Fitz: well

Moo: ...

Kryoz: huh thats a good question

Terroriser: evan is in a mental health facility right now

Terroriser: hes been there for the past month or so

WildHoe: oh my god????

WildHoe: is it because of what happened??

Terroriser: yeah a lot of it had to do with that

Terroriser: but evan mainly just told me he needed help, and we had a long, LONG talk and i took him to a place

WildHoe: wow

WildHoe: thats why you were being vague in the gc

Moo: yeah we all play a part in making sure this relationship stays under wraps

WildHoe: wait so was john actually in love with evan????

Kryoz: pfffttttt hell nah thats my twin right there

Kryoz: but everyone thinking im in love with him was my punishment for almost exposing the two of them

WildHoe: THAT WAS SO LONG AGO???

WildHoe: you kept it secret for that long??? thats kinda

Fitz: GET A ROOM WTFFFFF

Moo: why are you so bitter i thought u were home with ur bf already

Fitz: hes at work rn so hes not even in australia

Terroriser: oh boo hoo you've never heard of PICKING UP THE DAMN PHONE AND CALLING HIM????

Fitz: yeah but calling is hard

Terroriser: ive seen my bf ONCE (1) in the past month and talked to him three times over the phone for less than thirty minutes each call genuinely wtf is wrong with you

Fitz: have you considered that im severely insecure

Moo: severely PATHETIC maybe

Fitz: what if i killed myself

Kryoz: what if you texted ur bf instead of us

WildHoe: so you dont want people to know???

Terroriser: its not that its just we dont want a huge spectacle or people constantly butting in yk

Terroriser: plus we're trying to take things slow

Terroriser: not to mention all thats been going on- its been stressful for both of us and i just want evan to feel better

Fitz: too bad tyler wasnt here for the love sick banter

Moo: are you sure ur bf didnt break up with you

Fitz: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ARE YOU TRYING TO CURSE ME??????

Kryoz: your entire existence is a curse

Fitz: why is everyone so mean to me these days

Terroriser: idk but i think theyre on to something bc its kinda fun

Fitz: FUCK YOU

WildHoe: so this gc is just unserious basically

Moo: yes BUT its also a break from everyone else

Moo: but also i feel like im better than everyone else since im in here

WildHoe: so this is where you get your ego

Terroriser: nah brock is just mad bc he didnt want to add u in here

Fitz: oh so brian is just throwing punches

Moo: i had a valid reasons okay im not gonna let yall gaslight tyler like this

Moo: bc if word of this chat gets back to craig things could get kinda messy yk

WildHoe: girl hes in jail why would he be worried about fucking group chats

Fitz: see he ate with that

Terroriser: alright well it looks like yall dont need me here anymore so im gonna go

Terroriser: im expecting a call

Kryoz: bye brian

Kryoz: love you

Moo: so you'll just say that to everyone??

Kryoz: aint no way youre gatekeeping love rn

Fitz: yk usually i pray on johns downfall but hes right about this one why cant he just love

WildHoe: nah brock has a point i think youre too careless with your feelings

Kryoz: and youre careless with other peoples feelings so i dont want to hear it!!

Moo: i feel like everyone has been really mean lately and for what

Kryoz: maybe thats a sign we need to fabricate the next big scandal

Kryoz: things are always high energy or no ones talking which means a scandal could do us good

Fitz: why cant we have like a normal time and be a normal group chat for once

Kryoz: maybe ill start a rumor that evans dating a woman

WildHoe: why would i believe that

Terroriser: what the fuck

Moo: thought you were expecting a call??

Terroriser: so youve never heard of speaker phone???

Kryoz: okay so maybe evan wont date a woman

Kryoz: but someone will!!

Fitz: why does there need to be a fictional woman???

Kryoz: who said she was fictional

Moo: idk about this guy anymore

Kryoz: ill think of something fun dw

Kryoz: wait brian i have a question ive been wanting to ask but i couldnt bc jon went crazy

Terroriser: what

Kryoz: who all is on evan's shit list???

Terroriser: wouldnt you like to know

Kryoz: see this is how i know youre dating evan bc why are you actually kinda scary