Now showing private messages between Kryoz and RoastMasterV2

Kryoz: okay so like you didnt ACTUALLY break up right

RoastMasterV2: we did break up

Kryoz: NO

Kryoz: YOU CANT

Kryoz: YOU TWO ARE THE REASON I STILL HAVE HOPE FOR MY OWN DESPERATE EXISTENCE SO NO YOU DIDNT

RoastMasterV2: maybe you're lonely and desperate bc ur so embarrassing to talk to

Kryoz: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Kryoz: i mean

Kryoz: i dont think i understand what youre saying

RoastMasterV2: john just give it up

Kryoz: NO

Kryoz: if you guys actually broke up im gonna do something crazy istg

RoastMasterV2: like what

Kryoz: im gonna break up cam and his bf

RoastMasterV2: that doesnt seem like it'd be hard

RoastMasterV2: considering

Kryoz: what are you trying to say

RoastMasterV2: whatever you think i might know, i know about it

Kryoz: its hard to talk to you

Kryoz: PLEASE SAY ITS A JOKE AND YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY BREAK UP IM SO SERIOUS

RoastMasterV2: john

Kryoz: IM GONNA DO SOMETHING DRASTIC ISTG

Kryoz: please evan dont do this to me

RoastMasterV2: john. we broke up

RoastMasterV2: you need to accept that

Kryoz: WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP SO EASILY

Kryoz: DONT YOU WANT TO GET HIM BACK

Kryoz: DONT YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE?!!!?!???!!

RoastMasterV2: have i mentioned how awesome my medication is

RoastMasterV2: really mellows me out these days

Kryoz: thats such a fucking lie

Kryoz: where is the big dramatic crash out

Kryoz: UR SCARING ME NOW ACTUALLY

RoastMasterV2: john trust me im fine

Kryoz: okay but like what about what brock said

RoastMasterV2: we talked about it, and now we need some space

RoastMasterV2: dont you have better things to do than interrogate me all the time? i have things to do yk

Kryoz: like what???

RoastMasterV2: im working on something for my job

Kryoz: i still find it hard to believe that you work

Kryoz: if you're rich and its your familys money its okay dude i wont snitch

RoastMasterV2: i have very flexible hours

RoastMasterV2: and we really dont do much

RoastMasterV2: but it pays well

Kryoz: so you've said

Kryoz: what do you even do?

RoastMasterV2: take care of things that other people find boring and tedious

RoastMasterV2: and you havent heard much about it before bc literally we dont have much to do

RoastMasterV2: but as ive already explained to brian there was a recent merger

RoastMasterV2: so my company has bought out another smaller company therefore we acquired some of their major....accounts and we have to pick up their slack

RoastMasterV2: nothing all that interesting

RoastMasterV2: so do you ACTUALLY want to get back with tyler???

Kryoz: idk

Kryoz: ive been in a kinda confusing place

RoastMasterV2: whats going on??

Kryoz: on the one hand i feel like we could rlly give it another shot yk

Kryoz: like i love him, or at least care about him significantly, and i dont see myself giving that up anytime soon

Kryoz: but also thats not a good idea

Kryoz: bc he left me yk? like we were good and then one day he decided he wanted to see if the grass was greener on the other side

Kryoz: so like fuck him

Kryoz: but also i kinda want him back

RoastMasterV2: i get that

RoastMasterV2: i wish i could give you sounder advice or something that actually mattered

RoastMasterV2: but honestly john i think you need to figure out what you want

RoastMasterV2: if you want tyler back, that's fine, but you have to be certain

RoastMasterV2: because you've seen what can happen with him and i dont want that to happen to you again

RoastMasterV2: you're already in a weird place

RoastMasterV2: and if hes interested in getting back together does he want to because thats what he actually wants or does he feel like he has to because of what he did to you?

Kryoz: like he sees me as an obligation now? thats so fucked up

RoastMasterV2: im not saying thats whats happening here

RoastMasterV2: but thats probably something id be worried about

RoastMasterV2: like you said, he thought the grass was greener on the other side, but the other side was just fucking his cousin

Kryoz: what do you think? like honestly

RoastMasterV2: r u sure u want to hear my thoughts?

Kryoz: well youve gotta be more reasonable than my own thoughts so why not

RoastMasterV2: i think that if you really want to get back with him, u gotta make him beg for it

Kryoz: ?

RoastMasterV2: yk like hes gotta court you and totally prove that hes ready to commit to you 100%

RoastMasterV2: and if u like him, then you can get back with him once hes done enough and if you dont like him? then you can at least say you had a good reason

Kryoz: seems kinda

Kryoz: but i already told him i was still kinda in love with him

RoastMasterV2: you can love someone and still not want to be with them you know

RoastMasterV2: sometimes love just isnt enough

Kryoz: are you sure ur okay evan? i wont tell anyone i swear

RoastMasterV2: yeah im fine

RoastMasterV2: just trying to focus on work rn

RoastMasterV2: im hoping by the time my conference comes around ive forgotten about the whole thing

Kryoz: conference?

RoastMasterV2: yeah bc of the merger we're having a huge conference thats probably more on the side of a retreat

RoastMasterV2: theyre rlly trying to go all out for the newbies

RoastMasterV2: which means there are rumors that they might give some of us a significant raise so im trying to work a bit harder to be a "team player"

Kryoz: why do u make that sound like its such a hard task???

RoastMasterV2: all my coworkers are assholes and are always trying to butt into my life

RoastMasterV2: but the raise is pretty good so im gonna put my best foot forward until it's guaranteed

Kryoz: makes sense. so what does the conference have to do with this situation??

RoastMasterV2: brian's my plus one

Kryoz: WHAT

RoastMasterV2: yeah and i already rsvp'd that i was bringing someone so if i dont then it might hurt my chances at a promotion

RoastMasterV2: and bringing him in the first place is a sign that im a team player since ive never brought anyone before

Kryoz: yikes dude

RoastMasterV2: it'll be fine im just not gonna let myself think about it

RoastMasterV2: dont tell anyone okay? im dealing with enough rn

Kryoz: oh yeah ofc

Kryoz: so i should just let the tyler thing do whatever its gonna do?

RoastMasterV2: yeah i mean theres not much else you can do atp

RoastMasterV2: hey didnt cam have to put u in the gc with his roommates? hows that going

Kryoz: oh THAT has been going fantastic

Kryoz: omg wait should i go for one of them??? that could be interesting

Kryoz: what do you think

RoastMasterV2: do you really want to date someone with an accent ?? seems like itd be tough to hold a conversation

Kryoz: doesnt brian have an accent??

RoastMasterV2: yeah but honestly i just tune him out anyway

Kryoz: that doesnt seem healthy at all

RoastMasterV2: well i mean we DID break up so what do you want from me

Kryoz: DONT REMIND ME-

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The TrapHaus

Swagger: yeah ill be back in a few days but then i have to leave again in like a month

Fitz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (i knew of these plans in advance)

Zuckles: still cant believe all it took was cam dating swags for him to actually text us semi-regularly

Fitz: we're in the same house asshole why would i text u

Jay: we need you in the other gc moreso

Fitz: well that shit is fucking stupid im not helping you scam people

Swagger: you think im a scammer??

Fitz: i think u guys as a WHOLE are scamming real people who actually need reliable advice

Zuckles: so we can't give reliable advice?? what the hell

Fitz: ur too autistic to be of any REAL help mate

Kryoz: where are you going swagger??

Swagger: gotta leave for work

Swagger: its rlly busy atm since the higher-ups have made a pretty lucrative deal

Swagger: ive spoken with a few colleagues and it seems like it'll only be until all the facets of the deal are finalized but unfortunately that process will take about three months

Fitz: FREE MY MAN HE AINT DO NOTHING

Kryoz: why are you bitching so bad when you keep telling OUR gc that you never respond to ur mans texts

Fitz: STFU UR GONNA KILL MY AURA

Kryoz: im gonna hold your hand when i say this

Kryoz: you never had aura

Jay: i like this guy

Zuckles: yeah where were you hiding him cam he's a riot

Kryoz: he locked me away in a tower like rapunzel </3

Jay: say it aint so

Fitz: why are you ALWAYS making shit up

Kryoz: why are you always mad at me i thought we were friends

Fitz: dont play victim trying to get sympathy from my roommates cunt

Kryoz: woah

Kryoz: harsh words

Swagger: actually thats a pretty commonly used word here john

Swagger: i even use it it myself every so often

Swagger: you get used to it eventually

Kryoz: things are starting to make sense

Kryoz: swagger u r so well spoken yk that

Fitz: are you fucking serious rn

Swagger: thanks john. i try my best

Fitz: JOHN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Kryoz: its bad enough u bully me in that other chat why u gotta bully me here too

Swagger: yeah cam

Swagger: john really isnt doing anything

Jay: i think cam just hates when people are funnier than him :/

Zuckles: thats not even hard to do

Fitz: FUCK YOU GUYS

Fitz: this is why i avoid your chats like the plague

Jay: that why you avoid grocery shopping too?

Zuckles: and replacing the toilet paper

Fitz: FUCK YOU CUNT I ALWAYS REPLACE IT

Kryoz: cam has major free loader energy

Fitz: im gonna fuck you up

Kryoz: yeah you are

Swagger: yeah i like this guy

Swagger: really brings out the roommate side of you cam

Swagger: oh btw where's tobi?

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Now showing private messages between Four07 and Terroriser

Four07: heyyyyyyy brian

Terroriser: whats up

Four07: so like

Terroriser: yes. me and evan are dating. we told some of the group that we broke up. we never broke up. we just wanted to fuck with people

Terroriser: oh god youve told someone havent you

Four07: NO NO NO I HAVENT

Four07: just wanted some clarification

Four07: yk

Terroriser: and ur asking me bc??

Four07: feels a little awkward to talk to my ex about his current relationship status

Terroriser: if ur scared of him you can just say that yk

Four07: yeah that too

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Fuck Witcha

RoastMasterV2: wait so are we like actually gonna go camping or not?? trying to figure out my calendar rn

BasicallyIGetFucked: bro is talking like he actually has a job

RoastMasterV2: dude

RoastMasterV2: fuck you

Lui: yeah i thought we established that evan somehow is loaded

Lui: and i mean im still down for camping

Moo: idk if its a good idea anymore

RoastMasterV2: why not? im getting my cast off next week if all goes well

RoastMasterV2: then in a few weeks i have a work thing but after that im totally free

RoastMasterV2: oh and i have a work thing next week too now that i think about it

Four07: aint no way this motherfucker got a job

RoastMasterV2: im literally sitting in my office rn

Terroriser: i was wondering where you went

RoastMasterV2: doing anything i can to get this raise istg theyre gonna be sick of seeing me

Lui: do you usually NOT do ur job or something

RoastMasterV2: well im in a senior position so i get to come and go as i please

Lui: tf??

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: this makes less and less sense

RoastMasterV2: bc i get the job done everytime

RoastMasterV2: and they only rlly need me for the big jobs anyways so

Terroriser: he tried explaining it to me once and i still dont get it

RoastMasterV2: yeah i cant fully explain it even if i wanted to i signed a pretty hefty nda

RoastMasterV2: so camping?

Moo: r u rlly sure u want to go camping??

RoastMasterV2: why would i be asking if i wasnt sure?

RoastMasterV2: if youve got something to say brock then just come out with it

Moo: well arent you like mad at brian??

RoastMasterV2: no?? where did u get that from

Moo: but what about that thing

Lui: why do you know so much about evans life all of a sudden??

RoastMasterV2: im not mad at brian. did someone tell you i was or something??

Terroriser: pretty sure if he was mad at me he'd make it EVERYONE'S problem

RoastMasterV2: idk i mean ive been getting pretty good at compartmentalizing my feelings but i think id remember if i was mad at my roommate

Terroriser: not even friends anymore, ive been reduced to just a roommate

RoastMasterV2: stfu

Kryoz: i wish evan would tell ME to stfu holy fuck

RoastMasterV2: can u be horny for me in private?

Lui: john has been getting a little bold lately

Kryoz: what am I supposed to do when the love of my life has ruined me time and time again

Four07: so youre just saying shit huh

Four07: let's just plan the camping trip for a month from now? does that work for everyone?

Kryoz: idk if i can go camping im going through a lot of personal growth on account of my inner turmoil

RoastMasterV2: youre going

Kryoz: i think im free

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: what the fuck even is this gc anymore