Now showing private messages between Kryoz and RoastMasterV2

Kryoz: hey evan can we talk

RoastMasterV2: im not talking about my breakup with you anymore

Kryoz: no not about that

Kryoz: ive just been thinking a lot about what you said about the tyler stuff and i feel like i should just talk everything out bc i honestly am really fucking confused

RoastMasterV2: oh

RoastMasterV2: yeah ofc dude

RoastMasterV2: whats been going on?

Kryoz: realistically, i dont think tyler wants me back. i think to him ill always be just the one that got away, yk? theres no enough history there left to save

Kryoz: and ik that and im at peace with that but theres still this part of me that is yearning and will be completely gutted if he doesnt come back to me

Kryoz: and it sounds so pathetic but at night i am tossing and turning and wishing that he was next to me because i miss him

Kryoz: but then i start to wonder if i really miss him or if i just miss having someone there

RoastMasterV2: i think those two things can be true at the same time john

RoastMasterV2: but i also think that maybe you're finally allowing yourself to mourn what you have lost

RoastMasterV2: everything was just so hectic and then you had all the shit with me and brian going on and everyone was breaking up and now your body and your mind is finally catching up

RoastMasterV2: even if you feel like theres nothing left to salvage or to go back to, you still feel something

RoastMasterV2: and feelings dont just go away because you want them to

Kryoz: i just feel so stupid because its like im yearning for something that i dont even think i want

Kryoz: i mean i told tyler that i want him back just on a whim and now theres a non zero chance every single day that he could want me too

Kryoz: how do i deal with that?

RoastMasterV2: just because the feeling is mutual doesnt mean that thats whats best for you

RoastMasterV2: you need to do what you feel is right and you might not know what that is off the top of your head but in the moment you'll definitely know okay?

RoastMasterV2: but you cant be agonizing this bad about tyler out of nowhere

RoastMasterV2: whats REALLY going on here

Kryoz: okay fine

Kryoz: i may have done something stupid and ever since ive been in full blown crisis/panic attack mode and im trying to distract myself before i do something else thats even more stupid

RoastMasterV2: what did you do?

Kryoz: maybe i shouldnt say

RoastMasterV2: john what the fuck did you do

Kryoz: okay so like remember when craig broke your arm?? and like everyone was freaking out and shit??

RoastMasterV2: he broke my wrist but okay yeah i remember

Kryoz: well that night i guess emotions were high or something but uh

RoastMasterV2: did you murder a man. i can help you just tell me who you killed

Kryoz: I DIDNT KILL ANYONE I SWEAR

Kryoz: but i DID hook up with cam in the bathroom

RoastMasterV2: YOU WHAT

RoastMasterV2: im actually shocked

Kryoz: i didnt mean to!! it just kind of happened and i mean it was sort of a continuation from when we had movie night at your place

RoastMasterV2: PLEASE dont tell me you fucked on my couch

Kryoz: no we just made out

Kryoz: like a lot

Kryoz: and maybe some hand stuff

RoastMasterV2: thank god we ditched that couch

RoastMasterV2: WHAT THE FUCK

RoastMasterV2: so its not a joke

RoastMasterV2: you openly admitted it in the chat and managed to play it off??? im impressed and horrified

RoastMasterV2: HE HAS A BOYFRIEND DUDE

Kryoz: i know

RoastMasterV2: AND YOURE IN A GROUPCHAT WITH HIS BOYFRIEND WHAT THE FUCK

RoastMasterV2: john what have you done

Kryoz: AND HIS BOYFRIEND IS NICE TOO HE ACTUALLY REALLY LIKES ME

RoastMasterV2: oh my god

Kryoz: and it might be worse

RoastMasterV2: oh i GOTTA hear this

Kryoz: so yk how brian drove him to the airport? yeah his flight was actually two days later and he had me pick him up and he spent those two days at my place with me

RoastMasterV2: i need to go on a run

RoastMasterV2: what the fuck are you saying to me

RoastMasterV2: who the hell are you

RoastMasterV2: im actually short circuiting

RoastMasterV2: john this is BAD this is SO BAD

Kryoz: I KNOW THATS WHY IM FREAKING OUT

RoastMasterV2: so u werent joking about breaking them up or becoming a throuple

RoastMasterV2: oh god DOES BROCK KNOW??????

Kryoz: NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

Kryoz: youre literally the only person ive told

Kryoz: brock legitimately just pulled that out of his ass one day so we wouldnt let the istg gc be exposed

Kryoz: cam wont even talk to me about it either

Kryoz: aside from a couple "dont fucking mention this to anyone this never even happened okay" texts and then literally trying to get me to go to australia while swags is in the us

RoastMasterV2: wow

RoastMasterV2: youve GOT to be fucking with me

RoastMasterV2: i actually gotta go on a run hold on dont text me for like an hour or ever again idk i just

RoastMasterV2: WE'RE NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

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Fuck Witcha

Terroriser: so im terrified

Lui: who?

Terroriser: i am

Lui: asked?

Terroriser: i cant even acknowledge that because Evan and I were eating at the table and he suddenly goes "ill be back", leaves for five minutes and comes back dressed in workout gear and just says "im going on a run" in the most monotone, dead pan voice ive EVER heard him use

Terroriser: he didnt even take his phone

Four07: maybe hes losing it

Moo: okay so like i was gonna say you shouldnt joke about that but honestly maybe

Kryoz: NO WAY

Kryoz: i thought he was joking

Terroriser: oh so it was bc of you

Terroriser: i feel a little less scared now

Fitz: what did you say to him???

Kryoz: telling him about my love life :/

Kryoz: im too fucked up for him

Fitz: ??

Kryoz: was telling him how im just a hamster running on wheel and am too stupid to realize im not going anywhere

Moo: i dont think ive ever heard evan say hes going on a run seriously what the hell did u do

Kryoz: thats information i unfortunately cannot disclose

Terroriser: guess im the poor soul whos gonna have to hear about it later :/

WildHoe: do u have a boyfriend now or something john??

Kryoz: no

Kryoz: its just complicated

WildHoe: oh

WildHoe: okay

Four07: hey so what the fuck

BasicallyIGetFucked: wouldnt be surprised if you two got back together holy shit

Fitz: why would they get back together

Terroriser: do u think i should run with evan? i think if i full sprint i can catch up

Moo: atp just let him go i dont think you could catch him even at top speed

Four07: i think living together has given you guys some serious codependency problems

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Terroriser: at what point should i be concerned

Terroriser: its been like three hours and evan still isnt back from his run

Moo: what the hell

Kryoz: omg

Kryoz: i rlly got him fucked up ig

Terroriser: okay crisis averted actually he just walked in

Four07: good bc i was about to say you might just have to start a search party for him

Terroriser: anyways i was thinking about buying a new car what do we think

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Kryoz

RoastMasterV2: okay im back

RoastMasterV2: what the FUCK is wrong with you

RoastMasterV2: what are you doing not only for having done it in the first place but for CONTINUING TO ENTERTAIN IT???

RoastMasterV2: while ALSO starting a thing with tyler??

Kryoz: theres nothing there with tyler

Kryoz: if there was id shut it all down okay?? im a loyal person!!

RoastMasterV2: you are going to ruin cams relationship this is TERRIBLE

RoastMasterV2: you are so fucked

RoastMasterV2: this is SO FUCKED

Kryoz: i wanted to talk to u to feel better not to feel worse

RoastMasterV2: okay look

RoastMasterV2: you know how i feel about this

RoastMasterV2: but youre right this is about you and your feelings

RoastMasterV2: i dont think you should try to stir things up with cam until you have a for sure answer on whats happening with tyler

RoastMasterV2: because the thing with cam seems really complicated and it would be even more complicated if u keep feeding into it and GO TO AUSTRALIA????

Kryoz: ID DIDNT SUASBDKD I WAS GOVING

RoastMasterV2: based on that horrendous crime against sentences id say that it was implied

RoastMasterV2: fuck dude

RoastMasterV2: are you SURE ur not fucking with me

RoastMasterV2: bc seriously if you are im going to do things that i cant even threaten you with over text

Kryoz: im too scared of you to mess with you

RoastMasterV2: talk to tyler. then get back to me so we can work this out. dw i wont tell anyone

RoastMasterV2: unlike you, im good at keeping secrets

Kryoz: i havent told anyone about this!!

RoastMasterV2: you made it a whole thing in the groupchat. everyone already knows.

Kryoz: thats actually a completely fair point.

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Swagger

RoastMasterV2: one of them knows something

RoastMasterV2: john just tried to throw me off their trail

Swagger: is it about that thing with him and cam?

RoastMasterV2: yeah. hes a horrible liar

Swagger: well tbf cam was pretty convincing

Swagger: are you really sure nothing happened?

RoastMasterV2: i had a very productive run earlier. nothing happened between those two

RoastMasterV2: security camera footage showed cam getting on his plane as scheduled and there is no conceivable way for them to have done anything in that cramped of a bathroom and especially without someone noticing

RoastMasterV2: the makeout on my couch is a little inconclusive though, sorry

Swagger: what do you know about hooking up in a bathroom??

RoastMasterV2: field research

Swagger: and is field research your date to the conference?

RoastMasterV2: how on earth did you know im bringing someone

RoastMasterV2: the merger hasnt even been fully negotiated

Swagger: youre so infamous. word travels fast

RoastMasterV2: it was that guy thats dating that guy from your office wasnt it

RoastMasterV2: still cant believe they allowed that

Swagger: love is love

Swagger: and yeah it was him

Swagger: so whos your date? and is it a real date or just some random person

RoastMasterV2: i am bringing my boyfriend.

Swagger: that poor soul. does he know hes signed his soul to the devil?

RoastMasterV2: thats rich coming from you

RoastMasterV2: arent we investigating YOUR boyfriend?

Swagger: okay yeah but like obviously the investigation is pointless like cam is harmless

RoastMasterV2: but they are hellbent on lying to us about this hookup? they may be onto us

Swagger: i highly doubt that

RoastMasterV2: keep working

RoastMasterV2: we can share the rest of our findings at the conference

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Now showing private messages between Kryoz and Fitz

Kryoz: okay make it quick

Fitz: look dude swags is out of the country for the next while anyway

Fitz: i can just say im visiting family or something it wont be a big deal

Fitz: its not like im asking you to be my boyfriend or anything

Kryoz: dude you literally have a boyfriend already

Kryoz: i dont want to do this to swags

Fitz: well we kinda already did

Fitz: why not do it again

Kryoz: its not right

Kryoz: and what if tyler wants me back?

Fitz: why would he want you back? do you want him back? bc he has nothing to do with us

Kryoz: i just

Kryoz: i want closure on that before i start anything serious

Fitz: serious? dude, this is NOT serious

Fitz: i just need someone to fill the time and youre here

Kryoz: fuck you

Kryoz: youre such an asshole

Kryoz: no way im flying to australia

Fitz: ig i could go to you or something

Kryoz: this isnt fair to swags

Fitz: i just want a hook up not a boyfriend dude

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Terroriser

RoastMasterV2: brian i feel so sick

Terroriser: do you have a headache? are u laying down? should i make soup?

RoastMasterV2: not like that

RoastMasterV2: i had to lie to swagger

Terroriser: cam's bf?

RoastMasterV2: yeah

Terroriser: what did you lie about

RoastMasterV2: ill tell you but you CANNOT freak out

Terroriser: i promise

RoastMasterV2: john told me that he actually hooked up with cam.

RoastMasterV2: twice.

Terroriser: i see why you went for a run

RoastMasterV2: yeah

RoastMasterV2: this is horrible

Terroriser: when did they have time???

RoastMasterV2: apparently after i got fucking jumped at brock they decided to jump each other in the bathroom

RoastMasterV2: and cam rescheduled his flight to be two days later and had john pick him up from the airport after you dropped him off

Terroriser: are you fucking serious

Terroriser: you were in pain and they thought they should just hook up

Terroriser: and he made me waste my gas taking him all the way to the airport??

RoastMasterV2: and now hes trying to get john to FLY TO AUSTRALIA so they can do it again

Terroriser: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING

Terroriser: wow im lightheaded

Terroriser: pasta invited us over for dinner btw

RoastMasterV2: oh nice

RoastMasterV2: but anyways so i was texting swagger and i told him that the whole thing was a lie but its not a lie and UGH

RoastMasterV2: what should i do

Terroriser: we should get dressed and go for a run. i need to process this. and you looked really hot in your workout gear earlier