The TrapHaus

Tobi: can i have an update on scary coworker feeling joy or has he murdered you

Kryoz: ugh i wanted to join him and brian for dinner but instead they LEFT ME AT THE BAR FUCK MY STUPID GAY LIFEEEEEEE

Kryoz: swagger told me to sit quietly and didnt introduce me to ANYONE i think hes ashamed of me

Tobi: why is JOHN on the trip instead of cam

Zuckles: oh fuck youre right

Fitz: its fine guys we've talked it all out

Jay: wait idk what interests me more this coworker situation or whatevers going on here

Swagger: coworker has said a few words to me in person and threatened me over text

Swagger: love is not enough to change a man

Kryoz: what do you MEAN

Kryoz: evans like totally changed since he's started dating brian

Swagger: i doubt it

Kryoz: well i cant get into too much bc evan said he hates when his coworkers know stuff about his life but TRUST evan is like a totally different person to the guy i first met like fr fr

Jay: yeah i believe john why the hell not

Fitz: actually now that i think about it yeah evan's totally changed

Kryoz: and they've almost been together for a year right?? or like close to it i think

Swagger: thats terrible news bc evans only gotten meaner in the past year hes getting WORSE

Swagger: im gonna have to kms

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Now showing private messages between Kryoz and RoastMasterV2

Kryoz: evan not to ruin your night but i am FREAKING out and dont even know who to ask or talk to like WTF

RoastMasterV2: ????

RoastMasterV2: dude how can you be this crazed it hasnt even been an hour

RoastMasterV2: just go back to your room for fucks sake

Kryoz: NO BUT I DID

Kryoz: AND SWAGGER SAID OH ILL COME TOO AND THEN WE WERE IN THE ELEVATOR AND HE STARTED MAKING SMALL TALK LIKE OH IM GLAD YOU CAME WITH AND YEAH ALL THAT

RoastMasterV2: makes sense since youre his date and he invited you then ignored you at the bar for like the whole time

Kryoz: AND THEN HE SAID THAT HE REALLY LIKES TALKING WITH ME AND THEN WE STEPPED OUT OF THE ELEVATOR AND HE KISSED ME

RoastMasterV2: oh shit

RoastMasterV2: wait so whats wrong

Kryoz: I AM (almost) ACTIVELY DATING HIS FUTURE EX BOYFRIEND

RoastMasterV2: you what

Kryoz: cam found out i was on the trip and started crashing out on me and long story short he TOLD ME HE LIKED ME AND ASKED ME OUT SO WE'RE GONNA GO ON A DATE ONCE SWAGS ACTUALLY BREAKS UP WITH HIM

RoastMasterV2: holy shit

RoastMasterV2: wait so what did you do

Kryoz: I KISSED HIM BACK

Kryoz: FUCK MY STUPID GAY LIFE

RoastMasterV2: okay well like technically you are single so youve done nothing wrong i mean youve just planned a date

Kryoz: I AM SHARING A ROOM WITH SWAGGER.

RoastMasterV2: one bed?

Kryoz: no theres two thank GOD

Kryoz: also my mom came in CLUTCH and called me after he said a bunch of mushy shit and then we kissed again so i told him to go on ahead i just gotta take this call but that call lasted like fifteen minutes and NOW I HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT GO TO THE ROOM

Kryoz: evan i am on the verge of a breakdown what the fuck goes on

RoastMasterV2: i hate that i cant run fifteen miles right now

RoastMasterV2: what the fuck

RoastMasterV2: you have to go in

Kryoz: i have to go in

RoastMasterV2: what did your mom say

Kryoz: she was making sure i got in okay and was having a good time and honestly i barely heard her my head is REELING fuck fuck FUCK MY LIFEEEEEEE

RoastMasterV2: okay

RoastMasterV2: calm down

RoastMasterV2: you just have to go in there and explain that youre not interested

RoastMasterV2: which is def awkward but i mean theres not that many options there

Kryoz: okay

Kryoz: okay okay

Kryoz: additional question

Kryoz: what if i AM interested

RoastMasterV2: i thank god everyday that i have a wonderful boyfriend and everything in my life works out and i dont have to dig through these trenches because ISTG IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

Kryoz: ITS VERY COMPLICATED

Kryoz: EVAN DONT LEAVE ME I NEED ADVICE

Kryoz: EVAN

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BESTIEZ

Terroriser: john what the fuck

Four07: oh god

Four07: whats happened

Kryoz: my stupid gay life

Four07: that actually explains a lot

Terroriser: evan has fully turned his phone off which is actually a compromise because i had to physically restrain him from dumping it in his water glass

Kryoz: okay so basically the two boyfriends jokes are no longer jokes

Kryoz: its not funny anymore this is my stupid gay life

Kryoz: i am actively being pursued by two different guys who are soon to be exes and one of these men has just kissed me outside an elevator and i am sharing a room with him and the other man asked me out earlier today and we've scheduled a date

Kryoz: am i cooked

Terroriser: im with evan i want to throw my phone into a lake than deal with this

Terroriser: we are literally at dinner

Four07: okay so is this guy sober

Kryoz: hes not sober but hes not drunk

Four07: okay we can work with it

Four07: go back in and just say that you dont want to do something he'll regret since this guy has a bf right??

Kryoz: soon to be ex

Kryoz: and that doesnt even make sense bc i have actually slept with his boyfriend

Four07: NO WAYYYY BOTH CAM AND SWAGGER WANT YOU???

Kryoz: fuck my stupid gay life

Terroriser: just go in the room and face the music dude theres nothing you can do

Kryoz: fuck i guess i do huh

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Now showing private messages between Swagger and Fitz

Swagger: we're over

Fitz: i thought we were waiting so we could talk in person??? wtf

Swagger: okay yes but also i want to do something and i cannot do it in good conscience if we are not officially over

Fitz: are you hitting on john

Swagger: it doesnt concern you

Fitz: no fucking way

Swagger: look i just

Swagger: lets end this okay

Fitz: no you cant just take john what the hell

Swagger: didnt you end things with him

Fitz: WHAT

Fitz: okay first of all i really want to know how you know we even had a thing and then even if i did end things why would you want to start things with him

Swagger: hes pretty cool ngl

Fitz: fuck you i had him first

Fitz: you are SO confusing

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Terroriser

RoastMasterV2: will you judge me if i dont give a fuck about whatever johns going through

Terroriser: was giving you your phone back a mistake or

RoastMasterV2: relax im not gonna do anything

RoastMasterV2: i cant believe he has to go through a crisis like every ten minutes like wth

RoastMasterV2: like holy FUCK that guy just needs to make a decision for himself sometimes

RoastMasterV2: sorry im just frustrated i think

Terroriser: no its fine i dont mind i love everything you say

RoastMasterV2: but like is it bad that i think its kind of annoying bc hes like my best friend yk but also why is he like clinging to me

RoastMasterV2: ik its hard to not know anyone but he agreed to come he shouldve thought about it a little more like its a lot

Terroriser: no i get it ev like it makes total sense

Terroriser: plus youve had such a stressful week and john is being a LITTLE overbearing like youre not his only friend

RoastMasterV2: wnd i told him how bad of an idea it would be to keep at the thing with cam and now that its backfiring on him hes just asking me for help to fix it like am i crazy or what the hell

RoastMasterV2: should i order room service?

Terroriser: i JUST left to get snacks?? should i just get sodas

RoastMasterV2: well i mean we're here for like two weeks so you can still get snacks its just im looking at the menu and holy fuck everything sounds so good

Terroriser: why did i let you drink an entire bottle of wine

RoastMasterV2: because you LOVE ME

Terroriser: yeah

Terroriser: i do

Terroriser: order whatever you want ill be back soon

RoastMasterV2: im ordering the whole menu

RoastMasterV2: they have lobster mashed potatoes holy FUCK

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LOCATION: Hotel Room

TIME: 2:37 A.M.

Evan was jolted out of his sleep by a series of rapid knocks. He groaned, rolling over to put a hand on Brian's shoulder, shaking him. "Babe, can you get that?" The knocking continued. "Brian. Door." He continued to shake his boyfriend.

"Got it." Brian was shuffling out of bed, picking his shirt off the ground and pulling it on right as he reached the door. "Coming." He grumbled, already hearing Evan's light snores from behind him. Brian didn't have the foresight to check the peephole before throwing open the door. "Hello?"

"Oh, good! You're awake." John barged into the room, beginning to pace in front of the bed. "I can't go back into that room. Shit is getting way too fucking weird. I finally got the balls to go in there, right? And, by some miracle, he's on the phone on the balcony so I just go straight into the shower and I spend the whole time thinking about it because what else am I meant to think about? I get dressed and am ready to face the music and he's still on the fucking phone so I just go to bed and think I've dodged a bullet but I literally can't sleep so I just came here." He turns, looking at the bed as Brian turns on the lamp in the corner. "Evan, are you even listening to me?"

"He's sleeping." Brian deadpans. "We both were. It's nearly three, John. Get on with whatever you're gonna say."

"How am I gonna get through these two weeks when everything is so awkward?" John sits on the end of the bed. "I really need some advice." He reached his hand out to shake Evan awake but Brian stopped him.

"Are you fucking crazy? Don't wake him up!" He was whisper-yelling. "It's practically three in the morning, John! You are freaking out because you got kissed and you don't have the balls to pick which guy you actually want when you're practically locked in with one already. This is the kind of indecision that makes you so fucking miserable, dude. If you're really struggling, you can sleep on the floor, but tomorrow you are going to confront this head on because I will not have you coming in here every night in a new crisis. Evan has had a terrible week, and I will be damned if you make it worse by waking him up."

John was silent for a moment, glancing around the room where the room service dolly was tucked into the corner, clothes were haphazardly tossed atop suitcases, a bag of snacks and drinks sitting beside the TV, and back at where Evan was peacefully sleeping. "You're right." He looked up at Brian. "I have to face this shit head on." Then he left without another word.