sorry about the wait i burned through all my prewritten drafts and fell into a pit of despair
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Now showing private messages between Kryoz and RoastMasterV2

Kryoz: r u and brian doing anything tomorrow??

RoastMasterV2: i dont think so

RoastMasterV2: he said he wanted to go to the pool and i think im gonna bed rot for my allotted Sad Time

Kryoz: you have to schedule that??

RoastMasterV2: if i dont schedule it then its gonna sneak up on me so if i have time i just let myself wallow

RoastMasterV2: anyways whats up?

Kryoz: we need a best friend day

Kryoz: you and me hitting the town without our other halves

Kryoz: or my third? but its just two of us here so ig half is correct

Kryoz: idk i failed fractions

RoastMasterV2: if we hang out are you going to keep acting like that?

Kryoz: dude

Kryoz: hear me out: we get revolving sushi (i checked there IS a place around here and the reviews are good), talk shit, and walk around a bookstore

RoastMasterV2: you can read??

Kryoz: they have books with pictures

RoastMasterV2: is swagger like a huge reader why a bookstore

RoastMasterV2: i mean im down but why

Kryoz: its been occurring to me lately that i have like zero hobbies or interests of my own and reading seems like a gateway hobby so i wanna go but im scared to go alone bc what if they know im fake

RoastMasterV2: its a bookstore?? how can you be fake

RoastMasterV2: actually nvm okay fuck it lets do it ill reschedule my sorrows for later tonight

Kryoz: omgggg yayayyy

RoastMasterV2: ill ask brian if i can borrow the car

Kryoz: YOU CAN DRIVE???

RoastMasterV2: ignoring that actually

Kryoz: sorry im just shocked

RoastMasterV2: im gonna leave you stranded in the middle of nowhere

Kryoz: dont threaten me with a good time

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ITS OVER

Moo: okay lets clear the air for REAL this time

Four07: bro wth

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: ANOTHER groupchat??? sure why the hell not

Four07: who all is even in this bitch

Moo: only four of us

BasicallyIGetFucked: if youre about to suggest a foursome i think i might play in traffic

Moo: i think we can all admit that our relationship issues caused a majority of the current drama

Moo: so i thought maybe we should just get in a chat and fully hash it all out

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: theres nothing to hash out scott broke up with me bc he cant get over his ex

Four07: thats not technically true okay

Moo: okay so you two have the floor

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: well its not like youve given me any real tangible reason so??

Four07: look

Four07: ive just recently met someone (WHO IS IN A HAPPY AND COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP THIS IS A PLATONIC THING BETWEEN US JUST TO BE CLEAR) who showed me that what i valued in our relationship was not the things i could see myself valuing for the rest of my life

Four07: when they spoke about their partner, and interact with them, they have this energy around them that i want to have/find, and i thought about it and realized that thats not what i felt with you david, and its not fair to you or myself to continue a relationship that i no longer felt satisfied with

Four07: and i know that hurt you, and im so sorry for that

Four07: but its what i needed to do

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: you just dont love me anymore??

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: what the fuck

Four07: i do love you! and because i love you i know that it was better for us to break up than end up miserable together

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: but im miserable being away from you so what the fuck does that accomplish

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: cant we work this out? so you dont think u can do forever with me right now, thats fine, i can change

Four07: i dont want you to change

Four07: its me

Four07: i need to change and it has to be away from you

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: thats such a bullshit excuse

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: i wish you had just cheated on me

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: instead its because you think its easier to change without me and have just decided that since our relationship is not like whatever bullshit one youre idolizing (or rather, COMPLETELY JEALOUS OF) that it has to end

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: not every relationship is the fucking same scott, wake the fuck up

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: but if this is what you want, to be two single people who love one another without dating, then fine

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: but i still get to be pissed, and you dont get to come crawling back to me when you decide that forever is enough for you after all

BasicallyIGetFucked: tbh brock its not that deep i just got kinda sick of you

Moo: WHAT THE FUCK

Four07: well you fucking asked

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BESTIEZ

Four07 has sent 3 attachments.

Four07: this shit was TOO funny not to share with yall

Four07: the context is that brock made another fuck ass groupchat so that the broken up couples could stop beefing but it backfired so fucking hard

Kryoz: LMAOOOOOO NO FUCKING WAY

RoastMasterV2: not even the sex bathroom could save them

Terroriser: why are we discussing a sex bathroom

RoastMasterV2: you gotta start backreading before you reply

Terroriser: i read every text you send me i think thats enough

Kryoz: i read cams texts to swagger from over his shoulder <3

Four07: god ive seen what you do for other people

Terroriser: LMFAOOOOO

Terroriser: ofc his relationship ends like that thats so fucking funny

Kryoz: scott whyd you scratch out all your messages

Four07: this isnt about me

Kryoz: im gonna start talking in detail about all the crazy things swagger and i have done

RoastMasterV2: i cant have this conversation for the second time today

Four07: look my reason for breaking up with david is that i want a relationship thats like what evan and brian have okay?? they support one another no matter what, they speak sweetly of each other when the other isnt around (which in of itself is a rare occasion bc theyre attached at the hip) and not to mention theyre getting MARRIED

Four07: and dont get me wrong its not that i want to be married right this second, it may be years until im ready for that, but when i think about what a life could look like with david, i cant see it clearly

Four07: i want a relationship thats i can see lasting despite every odd thrown against it, and david just wasnt the one

Kryoz: i could be the one

RoastMasterV2: im screenshotting this and sending it to your boyfriends

Kryoz: they'll never believe you

RoastMasterV2: if they value their life they'll believe whatever i want them to

RoastMasterV2: those are very kind words scott- im sure your person is out there somewhere waiting for you just as you are them

RoastMasterV2: but dont forget that relationships are a lot of work and you may not just stumble upon something like that you have to build it

Kryoz: see scott this is why he's getting married

RoastMasterV2: it took multiple medications to get here

Terroriser: but the medication doesnt change your thinking like that, ev

Terroriser: it just helps you realize that the answers were there all along

Kryoz: and thats why theyre marrying each other

Kryoz: brian are you sad im stealing your man for the day

Terroriser: you can have him for a day

Terroriser: i get him for the rest of my life <3

Four07: you think its too late to take back all that shit i said to david just so that im not the only single guy here

Kryoz: dude even i feel single wtf

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Kryoz

RoastMasterV2: yo

Kryoz: oh hey bestie its three am why are you up

RoastMasterV2: why are you??

Kryoz: im a creature of the night (doomscrolling and lost track of time)

Kryoz: srsly why are you up

RoastMasterV2: i took a depression nap earlier and cursed my sleep schedule

Kryoz: is a depression nap different from a regular nap?

RoastMasterV2: well its like a regular nap except youre extremely depressed and dont know what to do about it because of the mental exhaustion of your own thoughts so you sleep instead

Kryoz: dude are you okay??

RoastMasterV2: in the facility they said i should express my feelings more as a way to take some of the weight off my shoulders

Kryoz: oh so you really need this hobby huh

RoastMasterV2: oh god yes

Kryoz: are you doing alright? like really?

Kryoz: ik theres a lot thats been happening on this trip and now suddenly youre engaged im just worried it might be too much

RoastMasterV2: nah im alright

RoastMasterV2: it has been stressful though, and like ive been so worried about relapsing and having to go back to the facility and who knows when id get out again

RoastMasterV2: its really hard

RoastMasterV2: and the day he proposed was a good day but like so many little things kept happening and it was building up it was a nightmare

RoastMasterV2: i was feeling so horrible but was keeping it together bc brian was having a nice time and like i had been telling you about how it feels like im just waiting for something to give like all tbe fucking time

RoastMasterV2: like something is gonna go wrong and everything will be bad again and like ill just have to fall off the face of the earth which is dramatic and bad to think but i cant help it

RoastMasterV2: and then next thing i know im watching these fucking ducks swimming in a river and my boyfriend is on one knee asking ME to MARRY HIM???

RoastMasterV2: ive never felt that before john

RoastMasterV2: for like one moment, everything was quiet and my head was completely clear

RoastMasterV2: i wasnt thinking about the stuff that went wrong or that i was ruining something or fucking whatever

RoastMasterV2: i just thought holy shit this guy wants to marry me like theres someone here who just wants to spend the rest of his LIFE with ME like in spite of all this stuff that i think is wrong with me, he wants to share that with me and like yeah thats what dating is kinda but idk it was just so fucking surreal

RoastMasterV2: i cant even take the ring off bc it feels like once its off my hand its gonna disappear into the abyss and i feel so grounded and safe and loved and all those problems i had with all those people just feel like little blips and i just dont feel alone anymore

RoastMasterV2: sorry was that too much??

Kryoz: that was so fucking beautiful holy shit

Kryoz: im gonna start crying again and have to fake having a nightmare to swagger you asshole

Kryoz: im so happy for you evan

Kryoz: before that canada thing i was so worried every conversation would really be our last but now we're here and seeing you moving forward and getting to experience the love you deserve and have been showing to other people is so incredible

Kryoz: im really glad youre my best friend evan, and im glad you feel safe enough to tell me all this, i know its probably hard

RoastMasterV2: i think after brian i definitely trust you the most

RoastMasterV2: we've been through a lot

RoastMasterV2: dude how many times is swagger gonna have to see you cry in the last like two days

Kryoz: ugh DONT REMIND ME im still so embarrassed

Kryoz: also i dont think itll be necessary but if brian ever hurts you i WILL kill him okay

RoastMasterV2: okay but like could you wait a year or two before you do? i need to get used to the afterlife before he gets there

Kryoz: evan you cannot kill yourself

RoastMasterV2: i have no plans to!

Kryoz: idk how but you give me hope

Kryoz: see you tomorrow dude

RoastMasterV2: night