Idk if its obvious or not bc ive kinda abandoned this story for so long before i started posting again but i no longer support miniladd or anything he does however i do not believe in getting rid of characters without tangible explanation (storywise) so you WILL have to bear with me but just know that i AM cooking. thank you so much for reading <3

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Now showing messages between Terroriser and Fitz

Terroriser: lmk when ur on the last flight! ev and i are out to dinner atm so we'll go get you afterwards

Fitz: thanks again for taking me brian seriously like i can still get a hotel room i promise

Terroriser: dw about it! ev and i are happy to have you

Terroriser: we forgot to grocery shop tho so our cabinets are a little bare atm but we can go together so its fine

Fitz: america moment

Terroriser: evan says hes gonna shoot you with a gun.

Terroriser: "america moment"

Fitz: as long as raises the flag and does it in the name of god ig i can let it slide

Fitz: we're boarding now

Fitz: see ya soon

Terroriser: have a safe flight

Terroriser: good luck

Fitz: good luck?????

Terroriser: your plane might crash idk

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Fitz: we just landed

Terroriser: awesome we're like 10 mins away

Terroriser: this is evan btw brians driving

Fitz: hi evan!!

Terroriser: so excited to see you!

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Fuck Witcha

RoastMasterV2: john dms.

ChokingIsMyKink: oh fuck

Moo: WHAT

Terroriser: bro never even replied to my dms from yesterday

Kryoz: WHAT.

RoastMasterV2: dms

Kryoz: thats the hottest thing youve ever said.

Terroriser: WTF

WildHoe: what the hell

ChokingIsMyKink: thats insane

Moo: switchup is CRAZY

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Kryoz

RoastMasterV2: john

Kryoz: genuinely the way you called me out in the gc was the hottest thing youve ever done

Kryoz: like i will let you do anything to me after that

RoastMasterV2: yea im def screenshotting this and showing it to brian later

Kryoz: FUCK

Kryoz: I PROMISE IM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU

RoastMasterV2: mhm

RoastMasterV2: anyways brian and i are at the airport picking up cam rn

Kryoz: i thought he got a later flight??

RoastMasterV2: yea he was gonna come in like two days from now but it was cheaper if he came in during the week rather than friday

Kryoz: makes sense

RoastMasterV2: we're gonna have a movie night tomorrow and were wondering if u wanted to come over

RoastMasterV2: itll be me, brian, cam, and maybe brock idk for sure who brian was gonna invite

RoastMasterV2: it was me in the chat earlier btw i have brians phone since hes driving lmao

Kryoz: is it rlly a movie night or do u just want brian to kill me in front of an audience

RoastMasterV2: so youre in??

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D.S.A.W.

Moo: what do we think rheyre talking about rn

Fitz: whats happening??

Moo: do you read anything ever

Fitz: bro ive been on a plane all day

WildHoe: i thought you were coming in on friday??

Fitz: it was cheaper this way

Fitz: every dollar counts

Moo: brokie

Fitz: girl fuck you

ChokingIsMyKink: wait so what about our plan??

Moo: im not sure

Moo: i wanted to talk about something anyways

WildHoe: if we want to hire a hitman to take him out we might have to ask evan for help i think he has a guy

Fitz: ok i just read the main chat

Fitz: still incredibly confused

Moo: i was talking with evan earlier and he told me that hes NOT interested in dating whatsoever

ChokingIsMyKink: okay but that doesnt mean we shouldnt go through with the plan

ChokingIsMyKink: like bare minimum its good for john to get everything out in the open

BasicallyIGetFucked: okay crazy thought

BasicallyIGetFucked: what if theyre already dating

Terroriser: that wouldnt make any sense

Fitz: ??????

Fitz: arent you driving

Terroriser: you should look up every once in a while

Fitz: FUCK

Moo: okay but marcel has a point

Moo: evan hasnt said anything about the shit johns been saying has he??? like other than the gc

WildHoe: he hasnt said anything to me

WildHoe: and no offense babe but he would NOT tell you anything

ChokingIsMyKink: the feeling is mutual

Four07: okay we're gonna have to unpack that later

Four07: he hasnt said anything to me tho

LuKe: I HAVE AN EVEN CRAZIER THEORY

Lui: this bitch again

LuKe: girl FUCK you

LuKe: remember what i said about jon being like super emo lately and sulking around the house

Terroriser: you said that? i cant remember

Lui: this guy gets it

LuKe: im ignoring that for now

LuKe: basically he had a complete 180 in his personality

LuKe: like yesterday he was SMILING and hes been in a really good mood lately

ChokingIsMyKink: NO WAY

ChokingIsMyKink: DO YOU THINK EVAN AND JON GOT BACK TOGETHER????

Four07: and evan is trying to keep it a secret so hes throwing us off the trail

Terroriser: there is not an ounce of common sense in this gc

ChokingIsMyKink: BRIAN WHAT DO YOU KNOW

Terroriser: nothing??? idk every detail of evans life

Terroriser: you should ask john

WildHoe: WE SHOULD ASK EVAN

Moo: lets invite jon to the party

BasicallyIGetFucked: EXCUSE ME??

Moo: look if evan IS dating him again, then having him at the party makes sense

Moo: and if theyre NOT dating, then we go through with our plan

LuKe: this chat just got so much more interesting i cant believe none of my roommates read this shit

Moo: luke ur invited too. we need you to get jon here by any and all means necessary

Terroriser: craig you have like a fetish for inviting people you shouldnt be talking to dont you

Four07: the call out-

ChokingIsMyKink: OH

ChokingIsMyKink: OH I GET IT.

Terroriser: if anyone is experiencing breakup mania i think its craig

WildHoe: yea im gonna have to agree im sorry babe yk ily

Moo: things just got crazy tense in here

Fitz: no one told me brians apartment was so nice holy shit

Terroriser: aw thanks

ChokingIsMyKink: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CAM I HOPE YOU CHOKE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Fitz: why am i catching strays?????

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ISTG

Terroriser: brock and marcel cant come so its just us three and cam for movie night

Kryoz: no shot yall were gonna have me fifth wheeling

RoastMasterV2: wdym???

Kryoz: you invited brock and marcel, a COUPLE, cam, a TAKEN MAN, to your apartment, which you share and are also DATING, and then want to throw me, a HOPELESSLY SINGLE MAN

RoastMasterV2: okay but ur single by choice

RoastMasterV2: if you hadnt encouraged tyler to confess to craig

Kryoz: THEN YOU WOULDNT BE WITH BRIAN

RoastMasterV2: nah i think the universe wouldve hooked me up somehow

Terroriser: either that or you wouldve gone back to jon

RoastMasterV2: ouch

RoastMasterV2: oh i invited him to the party btw

Terroriser: omg you talked to him????

Kryoz: i feel like my life is in danger rn PLEASE DONT FIGHT IN FRONT OF ME IM WEAK

Terroriser: i encouraged evan to talk to him its fine

Kryoz: this situation feels crazy familiar rn

RoastMasterV2: yea and so i reached out and we talked things through and i told him that im open to being friends but im not interested in anything more

Kryoz: oh my god

Kryoz: yall are really endgame arent you

Terroriser: we're just seeing where things end up rn

Kryoz: i am going to kill myself if you dont get married.

RoastMasterV2: dont give anything away to cam tomorrow john

Terroriser: yea we dont rlly know how to tell him yet so we're gonna wait until after the plan to get you and ev together happens

Kryoz: FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

RoastMasterV2: IF it happens

Terroriser: thats true

Kryoz: WHAT????

Terroriser: the conspiracies are running DEEP in the chat

Terroriser: evan was reading everything and telling me while i was driving earlier before we picked up cam

Terroriser: first it was almost called off bc ev told brock that hes not interested in dating at all

Terroriser: then there was rhe theory that you two are already dating

Terroriser: then completely out of left field was the theory that ev and jon got back together

Kryoz: wow they dont suspect you two at ALL huh

RoastMasterV2: we should keep it hidden til we're engaged ngl

Terroriser: WHAT

RoastMasterV2: riling him up is TOO easy

Kryoz: this makes a crazy amount of sense

Kryoz: so our plan for their plan is rhe same right??

Terroriser: yes

Kryoz: okay good

Kryoz: also you really arent going to tell cam yet?????

Terroriser: well he might find out sooner since hes in our apartment but we have no plans to disclose that information

Kryoz: FUCK

Kryoz: full transparency i was gonna ask him for stalker pics

RoastMasterV2: youre going on my list

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D.S.A.W.

LuKe: guys im gonna crash out

Moo: why shoukd i care

LuKe: MF ITS TO DO WITH YOUR PLAN

WildHoe: im sat

ChokingIsMyKink: YOURE SAT??? they almost had to call the police on me for loitering thats how sat i am

Moo: STFU LUKE WHAT IS HAPPENING

LuKe: so i was doing what you said right and i told the guys over dinner that i was invited to a party yall were throwing (everyone else wants to come too btw so i extended the invitation)

LuKe: and guess what this mf (jon) says

Moo: TELL US I CANT TAKE IT

BasicallyIGetFucked: i am begging you to calm down you are starting to scare me with how invested in this you are

LuKe: he told me rhat EVAN ALREADY INVITED HIM

Four07: WHAT THE FUCK

WildHoe: the dots?? oh im connecting them

Moo: who wouldve thought your dumbass theory is actually right

Lui: holy fuck

Fitz: this is insane

ChokingIsMyKink: DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS MF

Fitz: why do i keep catching strays

Fitz: believe it or not i do not know everything ever

ChokingIsMyKink: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU STUPID SON OF A BDKWKLW

WildHoe: i took his phone he needed to calm tf down

Lui: what does this mean for us

Moo: fuck

Moo: okay

Moo: we dont know for sure theyre dating

Moo: we just know that theyve at least talked through some stuff

Moo: and they are on good enough terms again

Four07: chat i think we're cooked

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Fuck Witcha

RoastMasterV2: hey guys i got something kinda important to talk about

Kryoz: OMG?????

Moo: no fucking way

Terroriser: guys he literally hasnt said anything yet

Four07: well TALK FASTER IM IMPATIENT

RoastMasterV2: so the other day i reached out to jon and we talked about literally EVERYTHING

RoastMasterV2: every disagreement, every breakup, every argument, and anything in between

Moo: oh my fucking god

RoastMasterV2: it took a really long time but after that conversation we really had a heart to heart about where we are and long story short we agreed to try being friends

Four07: what the fuck.

Kryoz: oh

Terroriser: sorry everyone keeps interrupting you ev but keep going!

RoastMasterV2: thanks brian!!

RoastMasterV2: yea we realized theres just too much history there and it would end in disaster no matter what like we'd always have something to fight about bc we're just totally different people

RoastMasterV2: like we love and care about one another but we are not romantically compatible so it was very healing and eye opening

RoastMasterV2: so much so that i invited him and his boyfriend to our party! i hope thats okay ik i kinda did it without asking anyone

Four07: WHAT THE FUCK

ChokingIsMyKink: HE HAS A BOYFRIEND?????

Moo: genuinely think my heart just stopped

Terroriser: im so glad youre healing evan

Terroriser: sounds like that was a lot of closure

Four07: no can we actually go back to the boyfriend part

RoastMasterV2: yea i was a little surprised to but he explained it and it made a lot of sense

RoastMasterV2: and it led to another long series of conversations

Terroriser: i am on the edge of my seat i am begging you to text longer paragraphs

RoastMasterV2: hes dating lucas now

Moo: WHAT THE FUCK

Four07: i think evan is experiencing breakup mania

Kryoz: ^^^^^

Kryoz: so you invited BOTH of your exes

Four07: i mean im also his ex??

Terroriser: NO ONE IS TALKING TO YOU SCOTT.

ChokingIsMyKink: i just had an insane moment of clarity

RoastMasterV2: ik its a little unconventional but guys i am totally cool with it!! ive really had a lot of time to think and heal and its better that i move on without being so stuck in the past

Kryoz: im so glad youre moving on evan

Kryoz: does this mean you need a bf to show off for the party

Kryoz: fine ill do it twist my arm or whatever

Moo: yea hes not subtle

RoastMasterV2: i dont need a bf

RoastMasterV2: i rlly like being single rn

Terroriser: a singular tear just ran down my cheek

Kryoz: yea exactly i was just like joking anyway thatd be so stupjd or whatever

Moo: this is getting sad honestly

WildHoe: totally