Fuck Witcha

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RoastMasterV2: i lived bitch

Kryoz: brian looks so stressed in the back-

Terroriser: ofc im stressed evan CUT HIS HAND OPEN AND THEN PASSED OUT FROM BLOOD LOSS

RoastMasterV2: yea that was a crazy experience i barely remember anything after John started screaming

Four07: im so glad ur okay evan please never touch a knife again

ChokingIsMyKink: im never taking an uber with john again

Fitz: hes not that bad

ChokingIsMyKink: ofc YOUD say that

ChokingIsMyKink: you two were like eye fucking each other or something

Kryoz: US?????

Kryoz: you and tyler were WAY WORSE

Fitz: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

Four07: is it just me or is everyone like crazy horny lately

RoastMasterV2: wow im so sorry that you had a terrible uber experience while i was in the EMERGENCY ROOM

RoastMasterV2: the only one i think had a comparable experience was brian

Terroriser: i have felt every possible emotion in a matter of hours

RoastMasterV2: the worst part for me was waking up and not having a single clue where i was

RoastMasterV2: but seeing brian there was very comforting

Lui: the shade to the rest of us

Moo: btw marcel stayed behind to clean up the blood since it was like everywhere

RoastMasterV2: i want to go home :(

Terroriser: dw we'll go home soon ev

Four07: WE??

Lui: WE??

Moo: WE??????

Terroriser: yes we

Terroriser: me and evan are roommates

Lui: WHAT

Terroriser: i lied about the second bedroom being used for storage

Terroriser: we've been living together for a few months now

Four07: okay but what is the point of hiding that

ChokingIsMyKink: I FUCKING KNEW IT

WildHoe: craig its not that big of a deal just calm down

Four07: nvm brian i get it

Moo: howd you get cam to keep this secret

Fitz: i would be homeless and broke without him.

Lui: yea that makes sense

Kryoz: wow thats so crazy you guys

Four07: okay howd you get JOHN to keep this secret

RoastMasterV2: yea i still dk about that one

RoastMasterV2: okay guys i have to put my phone down bc im getting a headache but im going to live!

Terroriser: im going to call the doctor.

Kryoz: please may i never find a love like this

Terroriser: ????????

WildHoe: okay the breakup mania theory is back in full swing

Four07: i told yall!!

Kryoz: what does that mean

Kryoz: i just hope no one loves me enough to save me

Four07: breakup mania

ChokingIsMyKink: yea hes making zero sense

Moo: ik ur not talking

WildHoe: ^^^^

Terroriser: okay im gonna talk to the doctor now

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ISTG

Fitz has been added to the chat.

RoastMasterV2: welcome cam

Fitz: wtf

Terroriser: it has come to our attention that you think you may have stumbled upon some knowledge

Kryoz: sorry cam i snitched :(

Fitz: am i a sacrifice

RoastMasterV2: no we just figured its time to let you in on this chat

Fitz: okay but why am i here

Terroriser: do you have a good poker face

Fitz: no

Terroriser: are you alone?

Fitz: hold on im walking to the bathroom i was just sitting with everyone in the waiting room

Fitz: okay im alone

Terroriser: me and evan are dating

Fitz: WHAT

Kryoz: thats what i said!!

Fitz: I JUST THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME UNREQUITED THING THERE I DIDNT KNOW YALL WERE OFFICIAL OR ANYTHING

RoastMasterV2: everyone who knows is in this chat btw

Terroriser: craig might know but hes crazy and jealous and just thinks im only over him bc im dating someone which is NOT TRUE but whatever

Kryoz: honestly he might be more delusional than me

Fitz: omg

Fitz: i KNEW i wasnt crazy

Fitz: yall have been sharing a bed right???

Kryoz: WHAT

Kryoz: sorry idk what came over me

RoastMasterV2: its fine im used to your stupidity by now

Fitz: im so happy for you guys!!!

Terroriser: yea ive been sleeping in evan's bed and just going to my room really early

Fitz: you couldve just told me?? im not gonna tell anyone i swear

Terroriser: evan and i are still taking things kinda slow

Terroriser: we dont want to rush things

RoastMasterV2: plus i think craig will kill me

Fitz: yeah youre right about that

Kryoz: omg this is so great that its not just me who knows anymore!!

Fitz: your crazy flirting is making so much more sense now

Kryoz: yea i think i went too far

Terroriser: you did.

Kryoz: im gonna die by your hands arent i

Fitz: wait holy fuck im actually shocked

Fitz: like if i wasnt staying in your apartment id genuinely have no idea

Fitz: WAIT

Fitz: YOU KNEW ABOUT THE PLAN TO SET UP EVAN AND JOHN

Terroriser: ofc

Fitz: oh my god a double agent

Fitz: wait this is crazy

Terroriser: hopefully that shit gets shut down after this disaster

Fitz: fuck

Fitz: wow i cant imagine the mental strength it took to watch john flirt (badly) with ur bf

Kryoz: I WAS NOT THAT BAD

RoastMasterV2: john i nearly puked like twice

Terroriser: and i have like ten screenshots from this chat of me telling you to cool it

Kryoz: okay so maybe i went a little far

Fitz: im still in shock but also if i spend any longer in this bathroom someone is gonna come check on me

Kryoz: come sit next to me!!!

Terroriser: theyre gonna let evan out soon. they were worried because he passed out, but they ran some tests and stitched up his wound so he should be good to go as long as he takes it easy for a few days

Kryoz: im surprised no ones said anything bc they only let you in there and no one else

Terroriser: ill just say that i said i was his brother or a family friend or something

Fitz: okay wait

Fitz: so john FOR SURE does NOT have any romantic feelings for evan

Kryoz: no

RoastMasterV2: no

Terroriser: he better not

Fitz: so he was just flirting because??

RoastMasterV2: well he wasnt meant to be flirting with me, but after we told john we also told him we were going on a date the next day and he lost it "trying to not draw attention to us" and so it turned into flirting from there

RoastMasterV2: and the whole reason we told john in the first place was bc he was gonna go detective mode and figure it out first if we hadnt

Terroriser: i regret it every day

Fitz: detective mode?

Kryoz: that was the old days, i gave it up once things got too dicey

Kryoz: too many people got hurt

RoastMasterV2: stfu

Fitz: okay well this actually explains a lot

Fitz: brings up more questions, but it explains a lot

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Fitz: okay now that i know yall are dating your looks of love are making me SICK

Kryoz: PICTURES I NEED PICTURES

Terroriser: DONT SEND HIM ANYTHING

Fitz: then dont look at evan like hes the only thing that has ever mattered to you ever

Fitz: actually now that i think about it im only bothered by brian's lovestruck look i think evan's actually kind of cute when he does it

Terroriser: BACK OFF.

Fitz: I DONT WANT YOUR MAN

RoastMasterV2: its literally the same look you have whenever ur on the phone with swags

Fitz: shut up

Terroriser: ...

Fitz: no ur right i do look like that

Kryoz: wow brian is like the mother of all protective bfs

Kryoz: evan how do you keep attracting all these bodyguards

Kryoz: i need one of my own

RoastMasterV2: its about the energy ur putting out into the world

Terroriser: hes calling you a bitch

Fitz: why are you looking at him like that???

Terroriser: evan looks so happy when hes insulting people

Kryoz: im gonna text tyler and ask if hes down for a threesome

RoastMasterV2: its not my fault youre lonely

Kryoz: but is IS your fault that im one of the only people who has to witness you two be in love and happy and everything i want for myself

Fitz: im not even like this with my own bf

Fitz: but also hes not as touchy feely as these two

RoastMasterV2: idk ig me and brian are just better

Terroriser: ^^^^

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Now showing private messages between RoastMasterV2 and Terroriser

RoastMasterV2: hey

Terroriser: i know

Terroriser: look we can talk about it later

Terroriser: maybe after cam falls asleep or we can sneak out somehow but definitely needs to not be a conversation over text

RoastMasterV2: yea, i just wanted to see how you were feeling

RoastMasterV2: i didnt mean to worry you earlier

RoastMasterV2: i asked john to grab the food dye and he ran into me by accident

Terroriser: im going to kill him

Terroriser: but im fine evan. i should be asking you that anyway

RoastMasterV2: its sore but what can i do, honestly im more tired than anything

RoastMasterV2: and btw, dont worry about earlier, okay?

RoastMasterV2: but, whatever it is your feeling, or might want to ask me, my answer is yes