D.S.A.W.

Fitz: something tells me that this plan is going to go terribly wrong

Moo: ur just a hater like ong

ChokingIsMyKink: exactly like stop WORRYING

Fitz: nah dude something isnt adding up about all this

Terroriser: ive always known its a bad idea but sometimes you just have to let things play out

WildHoe: okay so maybe we arent rhe best at making plans but we cant be THAT bad

Fitz: someone is getting embarrassed tonight and it sure as hell better not be me

LuKe: actually cam might have a point doesnt your plan involve locking them both in a room???

Moo: yes...?

LuKe: and you dont think evan would feel some type of way about that??

Terroriser: i was against that part of the plan just let it be known

Fitz: i think im missing a chunk of the lore

ChokingIsMyKink: evan, lucas, and brian were kidnapped a while back and evan was locked in a room by himself for like a month and a half and it rlly fucked him up

Lui: i wouldve explained it more gently but that IS what happened

Fitz: oh my god???

Fitz: guys are we horrible people

Terroriser: well the plan is happening tonight whether we want it to or not so

Moo: yea i feel like its too late to pull out

ChokingIsMyKink: yea ofc youd say that

Moo: why am i always a target

ChokingIsMyKink: idk just feels right

WildHoe: brian is right. we've already committed to this so now we have to follow through

Four07: lets just go over it again

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ISTG

Terroriser: so then after that, i suggest that all of us go to our apartment, where somehow someway, we get you two into my bathroom and we put my dresser in front of the door and pretend its jammed

Terroriser: so evan remember to lock your room up before we leave bc i told everyone its literally uninhabitable with the amount of shit ive been hoarding

RoastMasterV2: this is the dumbest thing ever who let them plan shit

Kryoz: yea ofc its not gonna work i mean how are they gonna bank so much on the likelihood i injure myself and need evan to help me patch up the injury

Terroriser: they want to put you in charge of slicing the cheese

Terroriser: dw if all else fails ive put red food coloring in the drawer directly below where ill put the cutting board

RoastMasterV2: okay so ik what the plan is and everything but im gonna put it out there that there is a real possibility of me having a for real panic attack when i try to open the door and realize its "stuck"

Terroriser: yea theres also that

Terroriser: im gonna stash some of your comfort items under the sink but they might be a little hidden in case someone opens the cabinet for some other reason tonight

Terroriser: also evan we might need to empty that one closet into your room in case your bedroom somehow gets opened

RoastMasterV2: sounds good

Kryoz: anyone else terrified for tonight

Terroriser: yea i think its gonna be a disaster but damnit if we dont stay ahead of it

RoastMasterV2: im just hoping i dont freak out

Terroriser: your meds are in that bathroom as well

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RoastMasterV2: is it just me or is craig like fucking staring me DOWN

Kryoz: no ur right like its actually creepy

RoastMasterV2: and we're not even sitting together so wtf???

Terroriser: idk what craig's problem is but why is CAM looking at us

RoastMasterV2: ngl i feel like this is some kind of trap rn

Terroriser: or maybe cam just caught on to us i mean we have been sitting next to each other/being in each other's immediate vicinity like ever since he got here

Kryoz: should i start a conversation with him to throw him off

Kryoz: DID YOU JUST PUT YOUR ARM AROUND EVAN ON PURPOSE

Terroriser: sometimes you just gotta double down idk

Terroriser: john you should ask evan something and interrupt our conversation

Kryoz: ON IT.

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D.S.A.W.

Moo: seriously what is with john

WildHoe: ikr like i think ive seen him talk to evan like once

Fitz: but he keeps glancing over at him???

Four07: yea bc you cant keep your eyes off evan either like wtf

Fitz: WDYM IM JUST PAYING ATTENTION TO THE CONVERSATION

Lui: nah bc everytime i look at you youre looking at evan

Fitz: NO IM NOT

Fitz: im looking at brian

Terroriser: ik and youre being SUPER FUCKING CREEPY WTH

Four07: this is a crazy development

Four07: is there something youd like to confess cam???

Fitz: im just waiting for the next part of the plan

Terroriser: yk you were staring at me in the car earlier too i thought you had a bf

Fitz: i DO

Fitz: im just thinking about things

Terroriser: interesting

Terroriser: you and i are gonna be talking later

Moo: WHAT

ChokingIsMyKink: CAM WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR HORNY ASS RN ISTG IM GOING TO JUMP OVER THIS TABLE AND STRANGLE YOU

WildHoe: no he wont. ill stop him

Terroriser: wild

Lui: okay aside from cam being creepy

Lui: i think john just pulled evan aside to talk to him

Four07: no dumbass theyre just going to the bathroom

Terroriser: yk it seems to me like all the flaws in this foolproof plan of yours r really coming to light rn

ChokingIsMyKink: SHUT UP ITS GONNA WORK

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ChokingIsMyKink: okay so maybe this isnt working

ChokingIsMyKink: tyler i thought you said john was a HAZARD in the kitchen

WildHoe: he IS

WildHoe: someone give him a beer or something

Terroriser: ive given him three beers

Moo: i gave him two tequila shots

WildHoe: FUCK

Four07: this plan is suddenly looking extremely happenstance

Terroriser: youve put a lot of faith in chance here

Moo: okay so maybe you were right

Fitz: GUYS

Fitz: ARE YOU SEEING THIS

Fitz: SERIOUSLY

Terroriser: no we're in the living room why

Fitz: evan went to help john and HE CUT HIS HAND OPEN

Terroriser: WHAT

Moo: WHAT

WildHoe: WHAT

Lui: okay im super concerned but seeing brian jump over the couch was insane

LuKe: wtf is HAPPENING OVER THERE

Four07: the plan was for john to injure himself as hes very clumsy but evan went to help john bc hes also very slow and he cut himself and theres a lot of blood but its not that deep so we dont think he needs stitches

Lui: however its now brian, evan and jon in the bathroom and we are still debating locking them in

Moo: idk why brian is there thats not the plan at all

WildHoe: well it IS his apartment so he might feel responsible

Four07: and if we were banking on john injuring himself then we shouldnt have him in charge of taking care of evan like i trust evan with first aid but i trust john to be a PROBLEM

Lui: okay but brian jumping over the couch was kinda

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: okay fine ill jump over a couch

Lui: ????

Four07: insane thing to say to ur ex btw

Moo: FOCUS.

LuKe: is evan alright?????

Four07: he looked lightheaded when they rushed him to the bathroom but i hear all three of them talking so probably

Moo: idk ive only been hearing brian for a while

Lui: yea same

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Fuck Witcha

Kryoz: someone needs to call an ambulance

Moo: WHAT HAPPENED??

Kryoz: evan passed out and honestly i think brian might too

Moo: marcel is calling

ChokingIsMyKink: wtf did your dumbass do

Kryoz: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

Kryoz: evan called me slow (bc i was trying not to cut MYSELF) and took the knife from me and okay so maybe i said something and distracted him and then he cut himself

WildHoe: oh so it IS your fault

Kryoz: brian gave me like four beers okay we know how i get with alcohol and i mightve had a couple of shots idk things are a little fuzzy

Terroriser: so glad you guys are talking about bullshit while i am dealing with a crisis

WildHoe: it IS your apartment

Four07: arent you watching evan???

Terroriser: i wrapped up the wound as best as i could rn and i got my phone to call someone bc i had zero faith that you people would

BasicallyIGetFucked: tf you mean "you people"

Terroriser: the most helpful person as evan was passing out was john what do you think is wrong with that picture

Kryoz: HEY

Terroriser: AM I WRONG

Terroriser: PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS AN AMBULANCE COMING OTHERWISE I HAVE TO DRIVE

Moo: ambulance is coming

Terroriser: thank god

ChokingIsMyKink: kinda crazy how panicked you are rn like you literally jumped the couch to get to him

Fitz: dude i literally helped

Terroriser: youre right im sorry im just stressed

ChokingIsMyKink: insane how ur ignoring my question

Terroriser: seriously can you be jealous or obsessed or whatever the fuck you are some other time? i dont have the time or patience rn

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Now showing private messages between Fitz and Kryoz

Fitz: oh i get it

Kryoz: wdym

Fitz: youre not in love with evan

Kryoz: we've been over this??? im not

Fitz: yeah i get it now

Fitz: you were totally covering for them!!

Kryoz: ????

Kryoz: idk what ur talking about

Kryoz: i dont think its time for conspiracies either i mean brian and evan just left

Fitz: okay fine we can talk about this later

Fitz: but i get it

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ISTG

Kryoz: he knows.