Fuck Witcha

ChokingIsMyKink: yall im gonna crashout

Kryoz: so all that shit that happened before was just normal behavior???

ChokingIsMyKink: im gonna cut you

Kryoz: yea see how is this not you crashing out rn

ChokingIsMyKink: im so annoyed that i dont even want to deal with your stupidity

Moo: whats going on dude

ChokingIsMyKink: my car broke down this morning and i MIGHT have to move back to my hometown bc of family stuff

Four07: id rather kms than go back to my hometown

RoastMasterV2: same but only if i had to move there i dont mind visiting

ChokingIsMyKink: well isnt your life just so perfect

ChokingIsMyKink: actually thats mb i didnt mean to get snappy

Lui: bro whatever evan has on you must be DIABOLICAL

ChokingIsMyKink: i really dont understand how he found out-

RoastMasterV2: yeah going back to ur hometown must really suck for you huh

ChokingIsMyKink: yea im gonna crash out fr if i have to keep listening to you

Terroriser: guys

Terroriser: can confirm the blackmail is solid

ChokingIsMyKink: EVAN HOW DOES HE KNOW

ChokingIsMyKink: WHY DOES HE KNOW

Terroriser: who said i knew? i just have faith in ev

Terroriser: ive also been praying on your downfall

RoastMasterV2: as u should

ChokingIsMyKink: oh FUCK YOU

Kryoz: MF GET IN LINE

Moo: woah

Fitz: john when are you addressing these allegations

Kryoz: when are you addressing a plane ticket home

Fitz: valid

ChokingIsMyKink: i fear cam may have a point

Kryoz: alright lets just take a look at the facts

Kryoz: evan !!! is !!! hot!!!!

Kryoz: we literally all talked about this

RoastMasterV2: strange topic of conversation

Four07: it started off bc we were talking about how sexy ur aura is

Terroriser: thats so crazy of YOU to say

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: i agree.

Four07: its so jover boys

Kryoz: boys???? mf its jover for YOU

Moo: john and scott both have points

Moo: evans aura is kinda....

Lui: i fear i agree with these statements

Fitz: yea evans ex made a really good point about how hot evan is

Four07: NEXT TIME I SEE YOU ITS ON SIGHT

Fitz: ive wrestled kangaroos bigger than you

RoastMasterV2: do they have those in new zealand???

Fitz: i live in AUSTRALIA

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: crazy how vocal scott has been about his attraction to evan lately

Four07: this cannot be happening

Moo: okay moving on from whatever issues scott is dealing with internally

Moo: im planning this fucking party

BasicallyIGetFucked: babe hold on a second

BasicallyIGetFucked: are we seriously about moving past what evan said yesterday????

RoastMasterV2: i didnt say anything

Terroriser: yea idk what ur talking about

Moo: OHHHH HE KNOWS.

Moo: wait im getting off track

Moo: PARTY. FOUR DAYS FROM NOW. WHOS IN

Terroriser: unfortunately the three of us are

ChokingIsMyKink: not you speaking for everybody

Fitz: and the only one who has a problem
with it is you !!!

ChokingIsMyKink: id call you a slur but i dont think there is one for australians

Fitz: im from NEW ZEALAND

RoastMasterV2: okay but is there a difference

Fitz: girl FUCK YOU

Terroriser: crazy energy in the chat rn

Fitz: evan i apologize for my harsh language

Kryoz: thats him remembering that hes literally living with evan

Four07: bro imagine living with the guy who stands the most on business and having the audacity to say fuck you to him

WildHoe: wait does evan stand on business or is HE the biggest crashout

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: actually can we go back to discussing whether or not i should be worried about scott being attracted to evan???

Lui: yea no ur relationship is def on the decline

Moo: ^^^

Four07: I AM NOT GOING TO LEAVE YOU I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO EVAN

RoastMasterV2: so you think im UGLY???

Terroriser: woah.

Four07: i dont feel safe here

Kryoz: u raise a good point tyler i think its both

Kryoz: but also idk if id define evan as a crashout hes usually pretty level-headed

RoastMasterV2: USUALLY????

Kryoz: yea see thats that crashout energy im talking about

WildHoe: yea i get ur point

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: brock im on board for
the party but unfortunately idk if me and scott will last that long

Four07: WE ARE NOT BREAKING UP.

Lui: thoughts and prayers

Four07: david and lui are exes too how come
no one says anything to them

Moo: well see theyre the only two where the chances of getting back together are actually zero

Moo: except that time when brian jumped over a couch and then david said HED jump over a couch but idk that was just some crazy energy

Four07: so the chances arent zero then

Lui: no they def are

Four07: and why would i trust you about that

Lui: thats valid

Moo: so those two had a mutual breakup during the time when like everyone was breaking up and besides lui has a gf now (right??)

Moo: but like literally every other breakup was MESSSSYYYY and idk messy breakups just have this energy to them where at any moment circumstances can change and yall could get back together

Moo: like that thing they said in how i met your mother

Four07: idk if i trust a fictional television show for advice about my real life

Moo: bottom line is that if you and evan were locked in a room for twenty minutes theres a high chance of you getting back together

RoastMasterV2: the feeling is NOT mutual

Moo: see when evan says it i believe it

Lui: yeah idk scott i think ur fucked

Four07: im gonna kill myself and change the course of your life

RoastMasterV2: been there done that

Kryoz: LMAOOOO

Fitz: john ur not helping the allegations

Kryoz: i have an extensive collection of screenshots im sending to ur bf

Fitz: you dont even have his number

Kryoz: evan gave it to me <3

Moo: now wait a minute

Fitz: WDYM

RoastMasterV2: oh come ON

Fitz: why do you have his number??? HOW do u know him???

RoastMasterV2: do you guys seriously think ur the ONLY people i talk to??? i have friends too yk

Terroriser: ngl even im shocked

Four07: mf i dated you and thought you only talked to us

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: how many times are you gonna bring that up today

Lui: david dw if u need a wingman i GOT YOU

Lui: taylor says she knows some people

Four07: STOP TRYING TO SET MY BF UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE

RoastMasterV2: okay well me and swags dont talk like every day but we're friends AND i have his number bc he did a favor for me a few months ago

WildHoe: ho is u the mafia????

BasicallyIGetFucked: ^^^^^

Kryoz: why are we so hung up on this but we've already given up on the hard-on scott has for evan???

Four07: THATS UNTRUE THATS A FALSEHOOD STOP LYING ON MY NAME

Fitz: i just want to know how you know him

Kryoz: i still want to know when your flight leaves

Fitz: literally hop off my dick

Kryoz: get out of my fucking country

RoastMasterV2: woah

Moo: wait kinda insane how john is defending evan omg

Terroriser: defending him from what??? evan has other friends literally what is wrong with that

ChokingIsMyKink: wowwww so we cant be interested in our friends lives now????

RoastMasterV2: you were literally crashing out and calling me a little bitch the other day

ChokingIsMyKink: guys did he just gag me

Kryoz: kinky

Four07: theres something psychologically wrong with you

Kryoz: and your relationship is falling apart!!

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Terroriser: okay guys

Terroriser: please remember to keep me and ev on the low

Kryoz: the party is in like two days why are you telling us now

Terroriser: bc i know you john and you need the extra prep time

Terroriser: also ev has been a little on edge about it

RoastMasterV2: i thought we BOTH felt the same way about it when we talked last night!

Fitz: wow you guys talk so much

Fitz: maybe my relationship IS crumbling

Kryoz: probably is ngl

Kryoz: esp after i send these screenshots-

Fitz: FUCK OFF

Fitz: THERES NO WAY YOU ACTUALLY HAVE HIS NUMBER

Kryoz has sent 1 attachment.

Kryoz: this is his number right?

Fitz: NO FUCKING WAY

Fitz: EVAN HOW DO YOU HAVE IT

RoastMasterV2: we've conducted business.

Fitz: are you telling me that my roommates' dumb fucking idea of having a groupchat that they add random numbers too and give unwarranted therapy actually got to you???

RoastMasterV2: no but HOLY FUCK THATS INSANE???

RoastMasterV2: please send screenshots from that chat

Fitz: once the notifs on it hit three hundred i stopped opening it ngl

Fitz: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

Terroriser: why are you all up in his business dude???

Terroriser: sounds like you have a crush on him idk

Fitz: i PROMISE YOU i dont want him

Kryoz:okay yeah ur def the biggest crashout

Fitz: im getting real sick of you buddy

Kryoz: "buddy"

Terroriser: "buddy"

Fitz: NO NOT YOU TOO BRIAN

Terroriser: see i wasnt gonna join in but it looked too damn fun

Fitz: IM GONNA POST SCREENSHOTS OF THIS CHAT AND EXPOSE YOU ALL

RoastMasterV2: do it and youre never making it back to australia :D

Fitz: this is cyberbullying

RoastMasterV2: youre living in MY apartment lil bro this is REAL bullying

Fitz: you did NOT just "lil bro" me

Kryoz: lil bro big mad

Terroriser: whats the matter lil bro?

Fitz: i dont feel safe here