Fuck Witcha

ChokingIsMyKink: im gonna crash out at the party lowkey

Moo: why are you scheduling your crash outs????

Four07: idk its kinda valid

Moo: okay but at least YOU have a reason to crash out scott

Four07: DONT BRING THIS UP AGAIN

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D.S.A.W.

Moo: okay guys so the party is in a few hours

Terroriser: please STOP with these crazy plans

Fitz: yea like dude chill

Terroriser: "yea like dude"

Fitz: PLEASE dont do that again

Moo: literally no one cares cam

Moo: guys if we're gonna do anything we have to plan it rn

ChokingIsMyKink: as much as id love to indulge you i cannot plot against evan at this moment in time

WildHoe: seriously WHAT does he have on you??

Lui: yeah like theres no way its crazy enough for you to change personalities

ChokingIsMyKink: im not taking questions at this time

Terroriser: oh yeah i bet

ChokingIsMyKink: SO YOU DO KNOW.

Terroriser: maybe i do maybe i dont

ChokingIsMyKink: you dont know

ChokingIsMyKink: you wouldnt be acting like this if you knew

Terroriser: oh so now you know my reaction to every little thing? are you obsessed with me or something

ChokingIsMyKink: YOU ARE SO FULL OF YOURSELF

Terroriser: says YOU

Moo: ngl craig he kinda gagged you there

WildHoe: guys we shouldnt be fighting so close to the party it would make it awkward for everyone

Terroriser: everyday is awkward for craig anyway

ChokingIsMyKink: dont piss me off brian

Terroriser: cry me a river

Lui: guys as much as i love watching a good fight tylers right we should chill out

Lui: this party HAS to make up for disaster that was last time

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: yeah we dont want to end the night at the er again

Terroriser: im totally calm guys

Four07: bro got a lesson in nonchalance from his roommate

Lui: everything you say just goes back to evan, doesnt it?

Moo: wow

Four07: im gonna stop talking altogether

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: guys im dating a mute are there any slurs i can say now???

WildHoe: damn so ig his throat game is weak?

Four07: .

Terroriser: insane energy in the chat

Fitz: no i think this chat is just full of all the crashouts and crazies of the main chat we just dont have the calm chaos of john and evan to balance it out

LuKe: theres no way those two keep ALL of this shit in check

Moo: yea esp since a lot of what happens here lowkey bleeds into the main chat

Lui: but doesnt everyone have gcs that are outside the chat??

Fitz: i just have the one with my roommates and the two im with you people

BasicallyIGetFucked: seems like a racially charged statement there

Terroriser: im in like four gcs tbh

Moo: WITH WHO???

Terroriser: wouldnt you like to know

Lui: yk you seem like the type to put all your one night stands in a gc and try to convince them to have an orgy

Terroriser: WTF???

Fitz: whos letting this guy cook

Moo: okay lui thats a bit much

Lui: but was i wrong

Terroriser: just how horny do you think i am

Terroriser: also i have a ROOMMATE-

Terroriser: none of this makes any sense

Fitz: i fear i have to agree

ChokingIsMyKink: you just agree with brian bc hes letting you stay in his apartment like how much of his bullshit do you ACTUALLY believe

Fitz: and you just disagree with everyone bc you cant stand to live in a reality where not everything is about you!

LuKe: man we're gonna see a crazy fight tonight huh

Moo: NO WE ARE NOT PLEASE DONT TRASH MY HOUSE

Terroriser: this dude is just begging us to trash his house ngl

BasicallyIGetFucked: please dont

Lui: we should take bets on who's gonna ruin the night

Moo: why do you hate me

Terroriser: wouldn't it be hilarious if it was brock

Lui: how much money are you putting on that

Terroriser: as much as i wish it was brock i think we ALL know who's gonna crash out tonight

ChokingIsMyKink: girl fuck you

Terroriser: you'd like that wouldn't you

Four07: WHAT

Fitz: god i am so SICK of you people

BasicallyIGetFucked: what do you mean by you people

Fitz: FUCK OFF

Lui: i think everyone is crashing out tonight personally

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ISTG

Moo has been added to the chat.

RoastMasterV2: hey guys

Fitz: what did you do

Terroriser: we had to add brock

Kryoz: youve been here for like ten minutes what the fuck

Moo: YOU HAVE A WHOLE GROUPCHAT FOR THIS??

Terroriser: brock just found out

Moo: BECAUSE YOU WERE MAKING OUT IN MY BATHROOM???

Kryoz: why are you watching them in the bathroom?? thats kinda fucked up

Moo: brian was all like oh can we use your bathroom? i forgot to change evan's bandages before we left

Ftitz: thats true actually i was supposed to remind him and forgot

Terroriser: YOU WERE WERENT YOU

Fitz: idk why youre so mad bro it sounds like a boyfriend task

Terroriser: you're getting a hotel tonight

Fitz: haha just kidding king you're so right im dumb as hell

Moo: can we get back to the part where you were MAKING OUT IN MY BATHROOM???

Moo: how long has this been going on.

RoastMasterV2: a few months

Moo: MONTHS???? WHAT THE FUCK

Moo: wait.

Moo: YOU FUCKERS

Terroriser: yeah we knew the whole time

Moo: SO JOHN REALLY ISNT INTO EVAN??? HE WAS JUST COVERING FOR YOU GUYS???

Kryoz: yeah i just cant keep my mouth shut ig

Moo: how did you get john to not say shit

Kryoz: ive been sworn to secrecy and theres been multiple threats on my life

Terroriser: yeah i can't believe he hasn't said anything and hes the first person we told

Moo: WHAT THE FUCK??

RoastMasterV2: we weren't trying to awaken detective vapemaster69 again so we took initiative and told him before he could find out by himself and tell EVERYONE

Fitz: they only told me after evan cut his hand open :(

Moo: THAT WAS SO LONG AFTER JOHN STARTED ACtiNG WEIRD THO

Fitz: i didnt even think they were dating either i just thought only one of them caught feelings and it wasnt reciprocated but i was clearly wrong

Moo: dont you LIVE WITH THEM

Moo: okay first i was confused then i was pissed and now i'm just impressed

RoastMasterV2: yeah and we THINK craig has his suspicions but he can't prove anything so if anything he's helping us cover it up too

Moo: holy shit

Terroriser: and i think it goes without saying but dont tell anyone

Terroriser: we're not really scared of craig but we just don't want to deal with him just yet

Terroriser: ev and i are just taking things slow

Moo: WAIT SO IS THE BLACKMAIL NOT EVEN REAL?????

RoastMasterV2: oh no its definitely real

Terroriser: yeah it is

Moo: SO YOU DO KNOW WHAT IT IS

Terroriser: ofc i do

Terroriser: but idc bc ik he's gonna get what's coming to him

Moo: holy FUCk

Moo: i wont tell anyone i promise

Moo: not only because you guys asked me not to but also because i am extremely scared of what evan might to do to me

RoastMasterV2: if you don't tell anyone then i'll think about calling off my schemes for your dumbass plan

Moo: id rather slit my throat and choke on my own blood then tell anyone

RoastMasterV2: im glad we understand each other

Kryoz: brock you should come hang out with me and cam in the backyard

Terroriser: we're coming

Moo: i can't believe this has been going on so long

Moo: i literally had zero clue

Terroriser: yeah that's kinda the point

Moo: im especially surprised you've kept your cool brian with all the shit that's been going down in the main chat

Terroriser: they'll get whats coming to them

Terroriser: and honestly its just really funny to fuck with scott

Kryoz: i dont think brian has a jealous bone in his body tbh like ive said some crazy shit but he just laughs

Terroriser: i only tell him to knock it off if its bothering evan

Moo: alright the shock is wearing off and fuck it i love this

Kryoz: right?? theyre like literally perfect for each other

Fitz: i agree

Fitz: you should the way they look at each other when we're eating breakfast its honestly disgusting

Fitz: on brians part that is i think evan is quite endearing

Terroriser: yeah ur getting locked out tonight

Fitz: anyone want to help out a homeless homie?

Kryoz: how can you be my homie if you don't even have a home?

Fitz: i have a home its just in australia

Kryoz: they go to a different school ahh

Fitz: when will the slander end

Kryoz: when will you leave my country

Moo: there are so many interactions that are suddenly making sense

Fitz: you get used to it pretty quickly tbh

Kryoz: guys im like 99% sure that craig is gonna crash out tonight like he is staring DAGGERS into you rn evan

RoastMasterV2: im not worried

RoastMasterV2: if he does anything to me i'll ruin his life

RoastMasterV2: well i'm gonna ruin his life anyway but i'll make it hurt just that much worse

Moo: yeah i don't know what you have on him but i am so confident you're gonna end that man

Terroriser: i don't even know how ev found that shit out but my jaw was on the fucking floor after seeing what it was

RoastMasterV2: i can find just about anything if i hate you enough

Terroriser: isnt he so hot you guys

Kryoz: this isnt the main chat but i will agree with you and what you're saying

Terroriser: are you hitting on my boyfriend right now

Kryoz: i don't want your man.

Fitz: if swags acted like evan id be on my knees praying to him

RoastMasterV2: never say that again actually or i'll break you guys up

Fitz: PLEASE DONT HES ALL I HAVE YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

RoastMasterV2: i could actually but i wont

Moo: evan why do you have so much rage

RoastMasterV2: its only rage if i scream

Terroriser: this is the kinda shit that males me wanna make out with him in the bathroom

Moo: at least lock the door

Terroriser: we literally WERE just changing ev's bandages

Terroriser: but hes literally the biggest flirt known to man so

Kryoz: i start crying every time i think about how you two are in love

Moo: thats insane to say

Moo: but i actually agree i dont remember evan acting like this in his previous relationships

RoastMasterV2: are you really trying to psychoanalyze me rn

RoastMasterV2: im just in a good place rn and we've been having a nice time taking things slow

Moo: nope im not doing anything except being crazy happy for you two

Moo: you guys are in the back you said??

Fitz: yea lmao john is already lowkey drunk

Moo: ITS BEEN THIRTY MINUTES???

Kryoz: and i dont have a big strong man to stop me oh no

Moo: u actually are like the last single guy here holy shit

Moo: so youre like def not in love with evan right

Kryoz: DUDE

Kryoz: NO.

Terroriser: brock be honest did you lose a bet or something why are you so hung up on this

Moo: IM NOT

Moo: i was just highkey rooting for him-

RoastMasterV2: okay but like even if he WAS still nothing would happen

Fitz: brock why are you trying to break up my parents

RoastMasterV2: youre not my son

Fitz: actually fuck it im in

Terroriser: EXCUSE ME???

Moo: I DONT WANT TO BREAK THEM UP IM JUST STILL PROCESSING ALL THIS INFORMATION

Terroriser: if you break us up im going to blow up your entire life so bad you'll have to move COUNTRIES to have a chance at normal life

Moo: youre not as threatening as your boyfriend

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: so....

RoastMasterV2: youre a fucking dumb ass you know that right??

Terroriser: look i said some really stupid shit okay, and i understand if you cant look past that, but i actually AM really interested in you and would spend the rest of my life making it up to you if you let me

RoastMasterV2: it did really upset me

RoastMasterV2: but you DID apologize and i can tell youre being sincere and you've even been giving me space

RoastMasterV2: and ngl that make out in the bathroom certainly DID help

Terroriser: you're just too hot i cant help it

RoastMasterV2: idk if its obvious but im kinda interested in you too

RoastMasterV2: so, im willing to give it another chance, but we'll have to have another LONG talk

Terroriser: i agree completely

RoastMasterV2: as for making it up to me for the rest of your life....doesnt that seem a little too soon?

Terroriser: not to me