writing these chapters is dead ass the most social interaction i get

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Fuck Witcha

Four07: OH MY GOD????

Moo: holy shit

Fitz: HOW THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN

Lui: someone add jon to the gc rn i need a firsthand account

Kryoz: yea bc i was outside and only caught the part where brian was beating craigs ass

Kryoz: honestly he kinda hot ngl

Moo: ive never seen brian so mad

Four07: bro FINALLY had a reason to hit craig and he went for it i fear i have to respect the hustle

WildHoe: brian did NOT have to go that hard on him

Lui: certified dickrider over here

BasicallyIGetFucked: anyone have jons user?? im trying to add him

Lui: why dont you just ask him like a normal human him and his roommates are in the backyard

Moo: why the backyard-

Lui: why do you think i know?

Jon has been added to the chat.

Jon: woah

Jon: being here is actually insane

Kryoz: yeah yeah its crazy its been so long how have you been thats good im glad to hear i heard you got a boyfriend now oh thats great im so happy for you FUCKING WHAT EVER

Kryoz: you saw the whole thing between evan and craig right??

Jon: thats what you added me for??

Fitz: dude seriously get butthurt some other time this is important

Jon: who tf

Moo: are you gonna talk or not

Jon: alright fine wth

Jon: so we got there and everyone was just standing around awkwardly so i texted evan i was here and he was like okay ill be right there and then he came in from out back and we were just talking

Jon: lowkey it was kinda awkward after everything that happened but it was a normal conversation like he told me about whats been going on and he asked lucas how its been

Moo: BORING

Four07: TOMATO TOMATO

Jon: well sorry for trying to set the scene

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: how about you set deez nuts for me

Jon: honestly i wasnt even paying attention to craig until he came and tapped evan on the shoulder, literally interrupting our convo wtf, and dragged him over to where the couches are

Jon: and i wasnt gonna pay attention but craig was like HEATED like super super super mad and he was gesturing wildly and lots of gestures and evan was just standing there like "okay and??"

Kryoz: ugh my unbothered KING

Jon: and like eventually i was like okay well they're gonna be there for a while so we had just started walking away when i hear this HUGE crash and lucas grabs my arm like "holy fuck" and craig starts screaming something but idek what bc i was too focused on him literally pinning evan to the ground

Jon: then i hear something crack, evan screams and calls for brian, and this mf is bursting through the back door not even eight seconds later

Lui: ngl i thought brian just appeared out of nowhere i didnt realize evan called for him

Moo: no it was like totally insane evan was like "oh jons here im gonna go say hi" then a little while later we were talking and mid conversation brian's head WHIPS AROUND (ill be so surprised if he doesnt get whiplash after that) and he just starts running

Fitz: yea it was lowkey scary ngl

Fitz: i still followed him tho i live for the drama

Moo: yeah and we just heard a lot of noises and i think craig was still screaming idk but seeing brian on top of craig just throwing punches on him was insane

Lui: even hotter than when he jumped that couch

WildHoe: okay so no one knows what those two were arguing about???

BasicallyIGetFucked: does that even matter??? craig literally broke evans arm

Lui: just his arm??? i thought it was his leg

Four07: we just need brian back

Moo: yeah i dont think brian is gonna be texting for a while

Moo: brian was pretty stressed last time and that was just a cut

Kryoz: wait is it the same arm???

Four07: oh fuck it might be

Jon: last time?

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: bro doesnt even know the lore

Fitz: a few weeks back there was an incident where evan ACCIDENTALLY cut himself with a kitchen knife

Moo: it was a whole thing that we are NOT TALKING ABOUT

Fitz: theyve been gone a while huh?

Kryoz: hows the crashout doing

ChokingIsMyKink: im not a crashout

Lui: BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Four07: breaking the arm of the guy who has insane blackmail on you is crazy

Jon: blackmail?

Moo: yea craig has been insane lately and apparently evan had something insane on hum and it tamed craig for a while but

Lui: i mean craig DID say he was gonna crashout at the party

ChokingIsMyKink: is evan okay????

Moo: no way-

Four07: bro tried to beat his ass and now he cares about his wellbeing

ChokingIsMyKink: well pretty sure brian gave me two black eyes so we're even

Fitz: you broke evan's arm

WildHoe: he didnt mean it it was just a misunderstanding

Kryoz: the dickriding is insane

Kryoz: love a man who defends you even when youre completely wrong

WildHoe: so youre in love with me???

Kryoz: theres a better chance of craig and brian getting back together than me being in love with you

WildHoe: we literally dated????

Kryoz: yeah well unlike YOUR BOYFRIEND i dont stay hung up on someone after they break up with me

Kryoz: i know how to MOVE ON

Four07: woah

Four07: john u ate with that ngl

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: i have to agree

WildHoe: well thats kinda harsh

Fitz: starting to understand why he's still with craig

Terroriser: they just took evan in for x-rays

Moo: oh my god BRIAN

Terroriser: hes still in a lot of pain but he calmed down while we were in the car so hes less panicked

Fitz: is his arm broken???

Terroriser: before they took him a doctor came in and talked to us and felt around a little and he thinks that its the wrist thats broken and not the arm but itll be more clear once they xray it

ChokingIsMyKink: so hes alright?

Terroriser: i cant talk to you right now.

Lui: is it worse if its just his wrist?

Terroriser: not sure honestly. either way something is broken and he'll need a cast

Terroriser: they were saying that since the swelling wasnt too bad we might be able to get a cast today if not theyll just wrap it and he'll have a sling for a few days

Terroriser: hes back i gotta go

Four07: brian is so serious all the time

Fitz: he's very protective of evan from what ive seen

Fitz: he always makes sure he takes his meds and he literally will not let him look at a kitchen knife since he got the stitches

Moo: its probably bc they live together

Lui: brian does NOT want to pay rent alone

Jon: so can someone explain the current lore??

Kryoz: come sit on the couch ill tell you everything

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ISTG.

Moo: is evan okay?

Terroriser: hes been pretty quiet tbh

Terroriser: he was crying a lot in the car and was calmer when we got here but ever since they gave him some pain meds hes been pretty mellow

Kryoz: is it his wrist then?

Terroriser: still waiting on the xray results

Terroriser: he really hates hospitals

Fitz: yea thats fair

Moo: poor evan :( hes probably so stressed

Terroriser: he keeps asking how long we're gonna be here and everytime i tell him i dont know i can almost see him have a mini panic attack

Kryoz: make sure he can see you at all times

Kryoz: he might be worried theyre gonna put him in the psych ward or something

Terroriser: im not leaving his side no matter what

Terroriser: fuck cam do you have a key? how are you gonna get back to the apartment?

Moo: he can stay here brian dont worry about it

Moo: just focus on evan okay?

Fitz: yeah dont worry about me brian evan is way more important

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Now showing private messages between ChokingIsMyKink and Terroriser

ChokingIsMyKink: brian ik ur busy but im actually sorry okay?? i feel super bad i didnt mean to hurt him

Terroriser: youve got some fucking nerve texting me rn

ChokingIsMyKink: yeah ik but really idk what came over me im so sorry that wasnt cool of me

ChokingIsMyKink: is he okay???

Terroriser: seriously stop texting me

ChokingIsMyKink: brian

Terroriser: this is evan

Terroriser: watch your fucking back, psycho